Archive for March, 2001

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Jack be at buttcandle.com. Apparently.

Who says the religion can’t be even-handed? Look first here. And then look here. Kinda restores your faith, doesn’t it?

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Why does eveyone hate me?

A day in the life: The day in question being an employee’s first and only day in a new dot-com job…

The Payphone Project is one of those endearing labour-of-love sites which appears completely pointless at first glance, but grows in charm the further you delve. Not only does it feature a variety of links to payphone-related news stories (Hong Kong: Pay-phone explosion sparks safety checks), but it features the numbers of high-profile public phones from around the globe. Want to call The Vatican? It’s 390 (66982) 69.88.35.11. The Eiffel Tower? Try +33 (0)1 47 53 75 68.

£45,000 per year? For just three days work every week? What’s the catch?

It’s been nearly a week, and I feel like shit. Yep, I’ve given up smoking. It’s not the denial of cigarettes part that’s difficult, but I’m recovering from flu at the same time, so on one hand my body is trying to purge itself of years of tobacco related poison, whilst on the other I’m all congested ’cause I’ve been sick, and as a result my head is fat with a mucous that doesn’t want to go anyplace soon. I’ve decided to become a real non-smoking bigot as well, the type who’ll grab that packet of B&H from your hand and trample it underfoot, just because *you* had to gall to soil *my* air with *your* disgusting habit. I’m also fully behind EU plans to put pictures of diseased lungs on cigarette packets. Like these pictures. Or these ones.

Er… anyone got a light?

Recipe of the day – Ingredients:
one shotgun, preferably one which uses large cartridges
2 foot length of strong pipe, one end sealed
1 empty shotgun shell
uranium-238

Yes children, today we’ll be making a nuclear bomb.

If you had this URL, wouldn’t you do more with it?