Everyone knows that I am in charge of all things feline and cute on the Internet. Wherever there are kittens, you can almost guarantee that I was a) responsible, or b) knew about it weeks before you did, quite often weeks before it was even thought of. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the Kitten King. There are dark corners of my kingdom, however, recesses where even my sphere of influence cannot reach. Regions where cute is a term of abuse, where small defenceless animals are used for gain, for humour, for a laugh, a-ha-ha. One such area can be found here. Sickening.