Gonna take a moment to get political on yo’ ass.
1. Reality.
2. Satire.
Not sure which is the scariest, the fact that the US deem the first site necessary in the first place, or the suspicion that there’s a lot of people on both sides of The Atlantic who think the second actually reflects the reality of the situation. Culture of fear, anyone?
I’m following the special needs section to the letter, thus my shoes are now labelled “My shoes”, my hiking pole is now labelled “My hiking pole” and I accosted an elderly gent outside Tesco and slapped a post-it note on his forehead reading “Elderly gent in wheelchair”, I am so prepared.