the fucking moon

That may have saved me tonight.

That’s the funniest thing on the fucking internet.

Can I just say “fuck” again?

Absolutely brilliant! Nice one.

I loved it! Would be even funnier if they found something there like a movie set prop or an alien??!!!

If he had the word FUCK ,one more time………….!

The funiest thing on the internet but it would of been even funnyer if he would of found a prop on the set.

Sorry to disappoint you, folks. Didn’t happen like this at all whatsoever. Mr. Armstrong never used such offensive language then, nor has he ever spoken that way. Not ever. This is a shameless degradation of a timeless historical event and no one has a right to butcher it. Shame on you all.

absolutely hilarious

Get a life.

Some of us would welcome a cross-nation revival of the space exploration program. Just because we won’t see it on our life times doesn’t mean we can make ‘limp-penis’ stabs at other peoples endeavours.

Yanks, they can all fuck off back to the back side of Kentucky, marry they’re mothers, and raise kids even futher retarded than they’re over weight – under educated parents.

I hope this is real…because it is TOO FUCKING COOL!

I am fucking not impressed…

not only fuck but i just pissed myself if it had been me

Mr. Armstrong would never use the Lords name in vain and shame on all you for doing this. Jesus is not a swear word you fuckin assholes, oh wait assholes are usefull,pieces of fucking shit fuckers ass licking inbread mother fucking dick warts….

Wow weee…I know that’s the real deal footage & audio because my mates’s mate was there when it happened…holy mother that’s top secret stuff. You should not have got hold of that, those guys at cucumber will get in trouble for sure now.

Laughed my ass off dude..
I like it more than that crappy idea that they never really landed on the moon.. (the shadows are pointing the wrong way and all that stuff a few years ago).
This is much more believable..! I was there! I should know!!! (saw it on telly age 11 so it must be true.. it always was a jerky sound track but I naively put that down to the moon being “a long way away”).

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Too fucking slow

wow the fucking moon was the like funniest movie i have ever heard and seen. thanks

funny funny shit why do people without a sense of humor bother viewing these things tho? is it just so they can complain?

Fucking funny. Please do not EVER take this off your site. I usually never laughed out loud looking at this type of crap. But this is hysterical!!!!

WHY THE BAD FOUR LETTER WORDS!??????

It’s just FUCKING BRILLIANT

OMG WTF HE SIAD FUCK A MILLON TMIES LOL ROTFLAMO TAHT TEH FUNNEYSETY SHIT EVAR!!!11!1 IN TEH MOON TTOO! LOL!!1 HE SIAD IT LIEK ‘FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUKC FKUC;”‘ JSUT LIEK WEHN I WAS AG E 35 IN HI SCOOL I LOOOKE UP TEH DIKTONAREY AND FUOND TEH WORD FUCK ADN IW AS LIKE “OMG LOLLOLOLOL WTF TEH HI SCOOL DIKTONARY SED IT SIAD FUCK ISSO FUNNEY OMG OMGOMGOMSADFKLJSAEIORJFACSD1!1231

Oh, wait a minute. Nevermind.
I’m sorry, but that Neil Armstrong parody was horribly unfunny.

Not unfunny in a “hay guys you suck for making fun of a historic milestone” way, but more like a “that shit sucks you fag” kind of unfunny.

Jesus Christ, If I wanted to see the hilarity from a ridiculously bad diagnosis of tourette syndrome, i’d go visit Cliff Yablonski off Appleton City, just for the simple difference that his usage of the word ‘fuck’ is actually funnier than yours.

I suggest you do so too, because maybe he’d school you in the teachings of funny by fucking kick your fucking unfunny ass and fucking run you fucking over with his fucking chrysler. Because, you know, you fucking wasted my fucking time, and you’ll probably fucking waste his fucking time too, you fucking fucktard.

I am a senior senior citizen and I am here to tell you all that we had a
“Harvest Moon” and a “Blue Moon” far too damn long.

Thanks from the bottom of my heart to the man who has now given as a “Fucking Moon” I always knew that someday someone would come
along and turn that moon into something useful. Imagine if you will

Can someone tell me what the name is of the font used for the text “Neil armstrong / the awful truth”

thanx!!!!!

load of shite

so funny I laughed…oh you Americans…you are so funny!!!

I don’t FUCKING beleive it for a minute.

An away team using such language would not be logical unless of course they were humans, probally the least logical of know intelligent species.

Moronic. I bet you guys do line dancing as well.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IS RIGHT…NOW, THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!

I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

A couple of scary comments from some visitors, though. If you believe it — and it looks like you do in spots — then you deserve to be offended. Fuck you. Hahahahahahahahahaha

lol that was great :D and lol at the peopole who thought it was real and even more lol at the people who moaned about it. gg wp made me smile :)

Terrible

LOL!! I just sent it to Neil and he cant stop laughing.

thats truly unfucking believable!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

THE ACTUAL FIRST WORDS ARE NOT ON YOUR TAPE…..”MOTHER H FUCKER, MAY MY DICK FIND MY ASS IF I AM LYING, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WE MADE IT!” WAS RECORDED BY THE ‘SUIT MOUNTED, RECORDER-TRANSMITTER’ THIS RECORDER AND ITS MESSAGE ARE NOW STORED AT JOHNSON ON NASA ROAD 1, HOUSTON, SEEKING FINAL DISPOSITION……..YES, I HAVE HEARD IT………LEONARD

This is BEYOND stupid….

Absolutley fucking funny!!! Laughed till tears showered my face!!! My teen age boys were laughing every bit as much as me too!!! PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze do another funny one!!!! Its great!!!!!
Vince

holy fuck i still cant fucking believe they fucking made and fucking actually fucking walked on the fucking moon.

I started jerking off so hard after hearing this. I came all over my face I was so excited.

Wow. You guys are really original. Even though you credited The Onion it’s pretty obvious you guys are a bunch of comedy hacks. To anyone out there reading these posts, the book is better than the rip-off sound bite.
Our Dumb Century, by the editors of The Onion.

I fucking loved this!!

for fucks sake!!!!!! i actually DID piss misen watching that!!! I bet Armstrongs mum is embarrassed!

Just like a bad SNL skit; 2% humor and 98% repetition. Last time saying fuck was risque in the 50’s.

We finally did it, we landed on the fucking moon. I knew we could do it. Holy Fucking Shit, we landed on the moon.

Watched this after a crappy day in the office. Best thing i have seen in a while. F**king brilliant :D

When I first read the Onion article about this, my GF and i laughed for hours and hours. I even bought her one of the T-Shirts that has the headline “HOLY SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!” in 72-point type. One of the funniest things Onion has ever done, and I think they’re pretty consistently funny.

Seeing this today just made it all new again. Thanks.

If you are offended, then don’t listen. Or create your own ? unfunny – version. For instance, like what speechwriters came up with for Armstrong. If nothing else (you pompous, self-righteous fools), acknowledge the creative spirit of it. But if all you have is bile to spout, then it’s you wasting God’s gifts.

would someone pls send me that cool font!

mcr

Unfucking believable!

Thats fucking hilarious!

Well it made me laugh out loud.

And that “Good Luck Mr Sharansky” for his last words on the moon is pretty damn funny also.

What a bunch of friggin losers. It’s not funny to make fun of something as important as that moon landing, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s sad, really.

Un****ing believable! Literally! Whilst I question the veracity of the moon landings (at least the public apollo landings) I seriously doubt that such a highly educated and intelligent man as Neil Armstrong cannot find better language to describe landing on the moon and has to rely on a stream of schoolboy expletives as heard in this obviously faked soundtrack. Come on guys, if you want to perpetrate a hoax it at least has to be believable! And this is about as believable as me trying to convince you that I am the Queen of Great Britain. Lame, very lame indeed.

who the fuck reads the comments anyway? stop wasting your life!

Too bad they cut the audio before Neil had the chance to say, ” Fuck! What the hell did I fucking step into? “

Did the US ever land on the Moon ?!? Or is it a lie like the killing of J.F.K. ?!?

But this doen?t matter at all, the most IMPORTANT IS N O T TO VOTE George W. BUSH A G A I N !!!!!!!!!!!

FREEE PALESTINIA, FREE IRAQ,…!!!!!!!!

This is with doubt one of the funniest things I ahve ever seen on the net. I received it a few weeks ago and just today went to the comment site. To those ass hats who take it so serious, “Neil would never use that language, blah blah blah degradation etc., BARF to you! You comments are more of a degradation to humor. Do us all a favor, get therapy. Just becasue your mummy and daddy screwed were uptight and fucked your heads up doesn’t mean you need to take it out on everyone else. I think I saw you in your pinto on the road today. You were cussing and shaking your fist. Wahhhh!!!

wholey jesus h christ. thats so fuckin funny.

This shit is straight garbage yo.

this is the fucking broadcast we fucking saw in fucking Canada.

I don’t believe it they’re on the fucking moon!

Thats some funny shit………..over..

holy fucking jesus christ in a chicken basket…awesome

to bad you got nothing more to do that ruin a great moment in history. shame on you. grow up you low class…………

they never went to the moon americans are too stupid to get someone to the moon thats why they get all the european engineers to build everything for them

Absolutely hilarious. I watched the moonwalk on a B/W tv in a laundromat. The picture was so bad, well, it resembled an MPEG!
I couldn’t tell Neil Armstrong’s foot from his helmet.

But this has had me laughing for two days. The best medicine in the world.

The only thing I can think of thta would have made it better would have been if “Armstrong” said, “You know, thirty years from now, they’ll never FUCKING believe we walked on the FUCKING moon.”

Congratulations to the writers/performers for a bit of the funniest stuff on the planet. Well done!

VERY FUNNY !!!

That was some of the funniest shit EVER! I laughed my ass off at 4:50 in the morning. Rock the fuck on!!!!

Heh, too bad we never landed on the moon in the late 60’s…several things prove this…

In the footage of Neil landing on the moon, the US flag is WAVING in the background…this is not possible due to the vacuum in space…also the dust that the moon buggy creates falls back down to the moon at a very false rate, and one more thing…the lunar module that they used to land on the moon was captured taking off and heading back to earth from location on the moon, who shot this footage?

We might have landed on the moon after apollo 13, but the US was so pressed to compete with the Soviets by putting the first man in space, creating the first satellite, and other things…that we just had to show them that we were far more advanced…and to do so, we rented out a hollywood studio and filmed neil jumping up and down on a dirt lot with an american flag waving in the background.

As far as I see this wasn’t any grandious historical event…it was a complete lie and coverup by the US government.

Our technology today is even faulty…look at the Mars landing project back in the 90’s…some idiot programmed the decent in feet, and the lander in meters…result? The entire project ruined b/c the lander smacked Mars before it was programmed to prepare itself for final decent. Therefore, our technology back in the 60’s would have been severely lacking in order to create a program such as the apollo missions, and have a successful landing on the moon.

This clip was edited for comical purposes…we never landed on the moon in 1969, so why even bother complaining about a couple of people who were bored enough to create something like this…

That was fucking funny …

fuckin FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT FUCKIN ON ARMSTRONG!!!!! tHIS IS JUST TO FUNNY

oh yeah? well, i farted!

precious, its only a fucking jock folks, what the fuck, he landed on the fucking moon for fucks sake, isn’t fucking incredible

Now that’s fucking funny.

not really that funny, kind of like SNL …. sometimes would be funny if not long drawn out and painstakingly obvious over and over and over again. Just another wasted space on the net.

I couldn’t agree mr. Davis

That sounds more beleaveable than ( One step of man

it’s a kick in the ass of the american pride (at least, for those who believe in this “movie”)… oh, by the way, i’m pretty shure that armstrong would use the good name of the Lord so get real… we are not puritains

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not amused.

It should do – it plays for me IE6, Mozilla, Mozilla Firebird & Opera… have you got the Flash 6 player installed?

I think it’s disgraceful that professionals such as Astronauts can allow themselves to use such disgusting language. Don’t they realise that young children were watching this broadcast. I say thank god for editors, they do a marvelous job for this country.

I can’t fucking believe it! Holey shit!

…I crap my pants when I was laughing so hard I farted….and then laughed some more because my co-workers were with me and heard it…errr…me…and…well…fucking a….all is right in the world…

I laughed. I cried. I pissed my fucking pants! Then I went to clean myself up…but I was still fucking laughing! Very creative and actually likely. Very nice job.

Like they really even landed on the fucking moon to begin with. It looks like neil should have won an oscar for his fucking pathetic moon acting at area 57! What the hell happened to that fucking Armstrong antway? Should’nt he have had a kid the od(d) or be on a stamp, or running for office somewhere (CA.) It’s all fucking bullshit. I George Sexton have been to the moon I fucking know!!!!!!!

I have no problem with vulgarity when it’s appropriate. This was mildly amusing for the first two or three seconds. Beyond that it’s pretty lame, and the ebullient comments to the contrary are just sad.

Love it – I guess there was truth in the 60’s too bad about the filter cops

Re: “Neil Armstrong The Awful Truth” – It is obvious that there are people out there who have loads of free time. Notwithstanding the other positive comments, this isn’t funny – it’s stupid.

Jesus H. Crist on a bicycle! Isn’t that a microphone hanging down in the upper left corner, about eight seconds into the piece?

WHOEVER MADE THIS UP MUST BE THE MOST PATHETIC LOSER. This wasn’t the least bit funny.

hey all you dumbasses who don’t realize it’s a JOKE. Get a life – this is fucking hilarious – of COURSE it’s not real you idiots!

What are you talking about

I don’t know about anyone else but, totally awesome! I just couldn’t believe it! Jesus H. Christ in a handbasket! LOL

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Fuckin’ A.

I can not believe you think this is real. My husband has work for nasa for years, and that never would of been said.

That was the stupiest thing I’ve ever seen. ya’ll are a bunch of losers and retards. get a job freaks

Unbefuckinglieable!!!!!!b That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unfukinbelieveable! HAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha

holy fuckin shit.. I cant believe you fucking put that fucking thing on the fucking internet.

wot a crock load off shit
you guys need to grow up

Neil: Ah, jesus…tap dancing christ.. the moon.

Control: Ah…………roger.

Hi again, I just wanted to tell you that space is a great place, I wish I could witness space for the very first time in my life. Please give me a call at…..erm….oh well I forgot my number, anyway Mr Armstrong what was it like on the moon, pretty scary uh, I bet you poo’d your panties when you wher offered. I stared in a movie space impact in 2000 and we officaily went up to space, I didn’t though, tite b…….., anyway I hope you read my other message because it would mean a lot to me sinceraly to see the real space, the real space impact, c’mon someone in china has gone up to space but they won’t find anything because the chinese have never done anything like this before. Have you seen jupiter close up Mr Armstrong….are we talking to mr armstrong becuase I DON’T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY ANSWERS!!!!!!!! sorry about that but I get a bit y’know carries away a little like you and your cronies did when you finally, finally stood on the moon for your millions….and millions armstrong fans. Anyway do you the Barclaycard Premiership, do you its great innit, I’m a leeds united supporter, supporter by name supporter by nature, I go all the time, a bit rubbish like but thats life. I hate chelsea and ian harte, I wish abramovich had all his money nicked because chelsea would be in humongos dept, y’know what a mean. I’ve got a little song here for ye mr armstrong.
1 game, can you just win 1 game
because in leeds it’s just not the same
please may you just win 1 game
vidukes
your a joke, oooooop’s
score a goal for you boots
because there crap lotto boots.

Did you like arnie, I really do hope;- oh have you been watching the rugby world cup 2003 in australia, guess what I have, hahahahahaha. Do you find that abusing, guess not. Have you seen ma new movie yet, no because I’m only laiying, if you don’t understand that word it’s because I spelt it wrong and that word and I’m sure I spelt that one wrong and that one and that one and that one……erm….sorry about my little conversation but y’knw how I feel about mi footee and mi space and mi rugby world cup, and all you other writers soory for taking up all the space, ha space, innabit arnie.

OMGWTF!?!!?

sooo fucking awesome!!!! i love it!
great job!!

Fuck.

Did they just say the same curse word over and over again? How could you post that? I am only in sixth grade, and I find this on the internet, looking for information on Neil Armstrong. I can;t belive you.

edit out the swearing out so it can be shown in shcool

what a load of shit

Holy Mother of Pearl, I abso-fucking-lutely needed that laugh. I nearly pissed myself and stopped breathing all together. Oh and Stomki get a fucking life you stupid cunt. Oh I love our freedoms.

the only real proof it actualy happened

that is so fucking funny….holy shit…..holy mother fuck LOL

laughed my fucking head off, over and over

That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers.

as humor goes ………. HILARIOUS. Anyone who is offended by this needs to shove a muscle relaxer up their butt and then consider buying a sense of humor.

The original quote was lame anyway… It is redundant to say “One small step for MAN, one giant leap for MANKIND.” What he should have said was “One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.” After all, the step was being done by A man, not “man” in general, which is the same as “mankind”. Fucking moron.

holy fucking jesus h christ in a chicken basket, so they did really land on the moon then!

that was ‘fucking’ stupid.

God Bless Neil Armstrong !!!!!!!!! Say it Like It Is Baby !!!!!!!!

How disgusting. We in Australia don’t like that kind of fucking talk Nevertheless, it was a fucking good acheivement.

Absolutly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

in-fucking-credible!!!

you guys are losers

This was one of the most amazing achievments the American people have ever successfully accomplished. Your interpretation was quite funny, however the audio does sound fake because Neil and the gentlemen on the other end have the same voice. Sorry, but it’s still quite fucking funny.

Damn straight! I KNEW that goody goody “one step” routine was to freakin’ wholesome to be true.

It must have been great! My dad was a sailor and I never heard anyone say “holy living fuck” before, or” holly fucking christ in a chicken basket” either! I’ll never look at chicken baskets without thinking of the fucking moon!

Lee Ermey probably could have said it more eloquently. “Wholly Dogshit!” If goD had wanted your fucking ass up on the moon, he would have miracled your worthless fucking ass up there!” “Get off of my obstacle”, God bellows in his old testament voice.

CSG

Rubbish.

Holy mother of fuck. Jesus H. Christ you fucking blithering chicken bastards. He walked on the mother fucking, cock sucking, pussy licking, shit smeared, god damn fucking moon! Thats was uncle fucking awesome!

You guys are fuckin crazy. That was so fake. You could have did a better job of making it look real. Instead you put that fuckin shit on here. You are just a bunch of dumbasses. That was also an insult to America. You guys need to be put in a mental hospital cuz that was a sick joke.

yeah … that wasn’t that funny

Sorry, but you ppl need to get a life and a better vocabulary. This is very disrespectful, especially to those involved. It was a triumph for our country and you made it look like crap!

Fuckin’ BEWDIFUL !!!!

Pretty effin funny!
Alot of the comments are quite disturbing!
All you idiots who wrote how stupid, rubbish, etc, and abused the guys for doing this.. relax, get laid, take more drugs, and get a life. If you don’t think this is funny, sod off, what the hell are you doing surfing these sites anyways…
You have the rights to express your views.. but come on.. you obviously take life FAR TOO SERIOUSLY !!
I thought it was pretty funny ma self…… i was having a shit day and this made me larf, so thanks :)

I nearly wet myself watching this, it was hilarious, B it a spoof or not. I’ve never thought 2 ? the fact that there WAS a moon landing (even my L8 Dad, God bless him, was convinced, & he was a really smart guy & knew a thing or a thousand), but I never ever blvd that NA would naturally come out with portentous, philosophical stuff a la “One small step…etc”, & merely assumed he’d been told what 2 say, & probably thoroughly rehearsed 2 do so. I mean, I know these guys do all that serious hard training & all, but, 4 godsake, the sheer enormity of Bng the 1st (presumably!) human 2 step on the moon would cause even the most highly disciplined person 2 utter a few expletives & words of wonder, so this is more like it! I’m reminded of those ‘famous last words’ things like: “What the fuck was that?” from the mayor of Hiroshima, & so 4th. Keep up the good work anyway, & may England win the 2003 Rugby Union World Cup! Cheers everyone. J.

brilliant! perfect!!!! that’s what you’d EXPECT someone to say who just landed on the moon, i would think. i know i’d swear like a truckdriver the first step i took on the moon. wouldn’t you?

fuck anyone that have a fucking problem with this fucking video. This is called fucking free speech and fuck the history as we can do what the fuck we want to do with and i dont give a fucking sheet about what some fucking kids sees on the net so go fuck your self if you have a fucking problem with this fucking video

First: you mock history. It is OK if this is the true dialoge of that day.
When one of the airliners pierced the Tower 9-11
clearly on a tape is a New Yorker exclaiming
“Holy SHit!” because it is almost unbelievable, not because it is funny…
Maybe this is what they said, I cannot know for sure…
do not ignore the terrible discipline and courage it would take for any of us to make such a journey… it is called having The Right Stuff…you lack it…most of us lack it…
a telling truth for us coddled post WWII generation…
The story I have read is that when Armstrong was a kid
he heard neighbors arguing about sex… and Nora yelled at her husband “Oral sex, you’ll get oral sex when that newspaperboy walks on the moon!” Andthen when Armstrong really did walk on the moon he said,
“Good luck, Mr. Nathan!”
This is not original story, I remember reading it a few years ago, and although I don’; know if this is the truth,
at least it bespeaks the hope of mankind eternal…

me, I have volunteered to take the one way trip to view personally Saturns rings,Jjupiters moons, to ski the slopes of Pluto… but luckily…NASA has not asked me to.
What would you do?

The way you put stuff plays badly in these times.

I knew there was more to it!!! I knew it!! I just knew it!

I F*@&ing knew it!!

;-)

Sounds like something Peter from Family Guy would say. Wonderfull!!

That was F’ing funny as all hell.

but ya have to ask yourself did they say that when they first got there, or did they even get there… hmmmm

LMAO

Why would Armstrong swear on the moon? Certain individuals here would, but remember Armstrong et al were of “The Right Stuff”. It is possible to be amazed but retain dignity; if you deny this, then your knowledge of human nature is lacking.

I cannot believe that some people here do not realise that this is a joke. A funny one at that.

Good job! I laughed my ass off.

hilarious. abso-fucking-lutely Hilarious. what more could be said though?

LMFAO !!! that was one of the funniest fucking things i’ve seen ! great !!

very droll – as I sat up all night to watch the TV broadcast in 1967 or 68 it was nice to see and hear an “unexpurgated version”

Now we will have to hear Richard Nixon’s unexpurgated resignation speech and other such gems from history.

Can you send me more stuff on neil armstrong thank you.

HahaHA, that was fucking halarious

unfuckin believable. holy shit in a chicken basket.
that was the funniest thing i ever heard!

haha that was the funniest thing i hav ever heard in my life and im doing a report on him and i am soooooo putting that in!!!!! :)

Sooooooooo STUPID and DUMB. ‘Can’t belive we’re on the fucking moon’

that was fucking good

just fuck up `nd stop makin a big deal bout dis shit alrite ?? jesus christ..

That is fucking hillarious. And while probably still false, it’s also likely quite a bit closer to what actually was said the moment he crossed the threshold.

Very fucking funny.

I need a good fuck now! he he he heeee

Don tink it is funny u dumb fukkin a$$!!!

Get a life!!!

That was a very educational fucking moo walk

what the fucken hell? haha naww man i think u guys did that no dumb idiot would do that when he knew he was gonna be on air. Or did he? well it doesnt matter what he said because he was still on the moon.

But the original words were written before the fact. He had to say what he said! (Which says a lot about Americans). Indeed omly Americans will think this film is funny.

This must be the funniest fucking video i have ever seen about the fucking moon. LOL LOL LOL LOL Fuckin A

barley you are nothing but a piece of poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you big fat liars. make your pictures a little bit bigger.

holy fucking shit that was fucking hillarious i knew that one small ste one big step was all bullshit but this oh yah this is what really happened it was fucking hilarious

hello. this did not load. pity huh. oh yeah. THIS IS STOLEN. you bad bad people. we would report. alas we do not have the time. we are doing a project. farewell

fuck it all! wahlooooooooo

you goddam fuck shit face fuck

It’s a fucking disgrace to be sure, we were put on this earth, to be sure, to be polite and not so as to be putting fucks into our fellow man.
p.s. i like choirboys

I like plankton

Howdy plankton buddy. How’s about you and me shootin’ a few Buds sometime and tellin’ the world what is just and right for itself and then enforcing it with a goddam fuckin’ big bomb.

it’s true. he nearly stepped on me, the fucker

i’ve always wanted to know, what dose the H. stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Also even if this is not what was said. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!

What would you say if you were walking on the FUCKING MOON?

did anyone else stepped into the moon after neil did !!!!

Why do you trash something so amazing, I mean you make fun of something that has changed our word. You people are sick. I came on here looking for info for a project for school. I’m 12 years old and I don’t need to hear this shit. Why can’t you do something good. You people get real.

SO,SAY THEY DID LAND ON THE MOON(AYE RIGHT)SINCE ALL THE SPACETRAVEL FROM 1969 , WHY HAVEN,T NASA BEEN ABLE TO SEND ANYONE ELSE BACK ONTO THE THE SURFACE OF THE MOON ? MAKES YOU WONDER IF THE FILM ARMAGEDDON IS REAL!!!!!

hey i dont think you really landed on the moon because i lloked at a picture and there was a c in the rock and in the dirt so that was where you had to put the rock and the shadows went all facing the same directon so why wont you guys just tell the truth and im only in the 4th grade im sart for my age

thanks tell the truth

FUNNY, RUDE, CAN’T WRITE ANYMORE, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T SEE THE KEYBOARD!

If you guys spent as much time on useful endeavors you would be rich and stupid, Instead of just stupid.

funny but i think the moon landings r real

awesome!

By far this was the funniest audio ……. I laughed ’til I cried. I’m emailing all my friends so that they too can wet their pants.

that was horrable im 11 and i was going to get info in armstrong !!!!!!!!to do my report in school! =-(

the “walking on the f*ck*ng moon” clip certainly made my monday at work a little easier.

-Joe

My son was asked to find out some important facts about Neil Armstrong for his homework. We then came to this website, and were excited about hearing exactly what was said. To my 10 yr. old sons disappointment, this came up for him to hear. I am so fed up with this country thinking that they should know everything that happens. There are some things that should be left alone. We take so much for granted in this country. What is wrong with having heros and wanting to believe in something. That is why our children are turning out to be so confused and radical these days. If you are going to put this stuff on the internet you should have a rating on it. We went in innocently to hear a historical event and you made a mockary of it. I think that people who do these things should be punished.

What the fuck is Neil Armstrong blabbering about. Who can tell? Is there a transcript avanilable? Hans

I suppose people have a right to curse thenselves to hell by using the F-word if they want to. It’s a free country. But it’s not funny. It’s a sexual metaphor. Sex is not a toy. It’s dangerous. People die over it. Language is not a toy. It’s a tool. It hurts people. Further, I find it strange that people would be offended by conservatives. We’re not the ones doing anything wrong. 99 out of a hundred of these posts use the F-word and approve of it. Why the outcry when someone raises a bit of a protest? Aren’t we allowed to be offended by what we like? If you don’t know that, to some of us, language is no laughing matter, you are ignorant. If you do know, and are purposefully trying to hurt us, well I guess the term for that would be cruelty. Or maybe sadism. Depends on the context.

It’s possible, I suppose, that some of you have a chemical dependancy on extreme comedy. In which case I could be causing you pain by removing some of that element. However, I am probably doing humanity more good than harm, as the chaotic effects of high-energy humor are generally counter-productive. I actually like laughing, but I try to be careful what I laugh at. I probably have get just as much pleasure out of life as anyone else. I just avoid certain kinds of situations so I don’t have to laugh at them. Younger kids don’t have that kind of discretion, so I think we’d all appreciate it if the admin of this site would take it down and remove these rude comments. For those with chemical dependancies on the effects of dirty humor, please try to get a life, quit playing with fire, find pleasure in something constructive instead.

i dont think this is funny and u ppl should pay some respect to the event.

Not what I was hoping for my son to view as he is doing a report on Neil Armstrong for 3rd grade!!! I was trying to give him some time to do his own research and learn how to use the internet effectively. I agree with Jamie Fuller, there should be some sort of rating so innocent children don’t get hurt but the adults may look if they wish. As for the Me person who said people need to lighten up, maybe when they are a parent and only have their childs best interest in mind, they’ll see this and think differently.

tha t was blurry i couldm t see it

people, this is satire. i’m certain that your children hear far worse from the other kids in school, so try not to overreact to some basic parody using blue english. i laughed till i nearly cried, and i’m sure that my parents would have taken it for face value and laughed with me. you can either shelter a kid to death and protect them from simple words, or let them develop their own sense of linguistic morality. additionally, i’d worry more about your child’s spelling than what they are listening to on a 30 second flash site.

At last, a Neil Armstrong “thing” I can be proud to pass on to others…..

WHAT THE HELL is the big deal? Ok so if It was acting, big fucking, deal! WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MOTHER FUCKING GAY? Serioulsly, I mean it was hilarous, in my opinion. What do you guys think about it? WELL to quote the WWE Wrestler the Rock, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Regardless if it’s real or not, IT’S PRETTY FUCKIN’ FUNNY! Just relax, get over it, and enjoy life!

This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. First of all, I have tape recording of the LIVE broadcase (no editing possible) and nothing like this was said. Second, its amazing to me that people find this funny. Third, this is a misrepresentation of a historical event, so how is it funny? Fourth, how are the cuss words used making this funny? Are the words themselves funny? They knew they were on live television, one of the most watched live broadcasts of that date. I guess some may find their own vocabulary more useful if our hstorical events included their descriptive verbs. This is truly very sad.

i view the tape twice just to make sure i heard what i thought i heard. then, reading at some of the comments, i realised that it could have been joke. MUST have been a joke. armstrong knew it was a historical moment. the whole world waited eagerly to watch THE first step. there was no way he could have said those words.

i also dont find it funny at all. what a waste of time!!

if possible could you send me a copy of this at the above email acount, I can’t pull this up at work!

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING?????? That’s not even Neil Armstrong’s voice!!!!! So thoughtful of you guys to post this butchered hack job of mankind’s greatest event. ONLY IDIOTS WOULD BELIEVE THE EVENT WAS A STAGED HOAX….AND OF COURSE, BIGGER IDIOTS WOULD PROMOTE IT A SUCH!!!!!!

Just thought i’d add a comment about the ‘shadows going different ways’ comment.

Yes, there is only 1 light source on the moon (unless you had a light with you, but let’s forget that for now). If every object that was near you on the moon stood straight up, and had nothing protruding from it, then the shadows would definately all point in teh same direction. But there was a spacecraft and some other foreign objects that the astronauts brought with them, right? And lots of those objects had various shapes to them, so the shadows that those shapes make will not necessarily all go in the same direction.

Here’s an example: Go out on a sunny day, and hold your arms out at your sides, maybe even hold onto an umbrella at a arbitrary angle to your arms. Face away from the sun, and look at the shadow it produces. What do you see? You see your body, going off away from you (1 direction), your arms make a shadow that points off at some angle from your body (2+ directions), and you see the shadow of the umbrella pointing off in yet another direction.

My point here is, the direction of hte shadows is not determined entirely by the location of the light source – the shape of hte objects will produce shadows that ‘point’ in any number of directions. Granted, the shadows should all be on the opposite side of the light source with respect to the object, but when you’re looking at a shadow from a large and complicated shape like a spacecraft, it could create the illusion that there are multiple light sources.

Man, i can’t believe i’m writing this shit. I apologize. But i’ve got some time to kill after work, so what the hell. I want to see if i can make a difference for some of the people saying stupid shit on this message board.

I was on the moon in 69 on vacation and I never saw no Armstrong feller anywhere. And if I had caught him cussing, i’d have kicked his goddam mutherfuckin’ arse back home!

Fucking hilarious. Even more hilarious is that some people on this post think the audio is the real recording! And holy shit, even MORE fucking hiliarious that there are that many meatheads out there who think the moon landing was a hoax. Shit, they probably believe the Earth is flat too!

i believe armstrong landing on the moon is the biggest lie in the universe . it is said that there is vaccum on the moon if it is how can the american flag put by arm strong fly and move in the air. and another is if the foot prints of armstrong can be seen on moon this shows that the mud there is very soft then that is the case when the rocket was landed on the moon because of its heavy weight there must have been a very big hole formed there but it havent happened.so which americans couldnt make they make it . it was a clearly planned plan. it was not moon but it was american secret air base c-50 where this great fooing drama had taken place.

You’re absolutely right, Meatwhistle. The best thing i can do here, is accept the ‘background noise’ of insanity that is represented by folks like Harish. Take it at face value, and set an example by not letting it piss me off. People believe different things; that will never change. Why should we let it make us dislike each other?

I don’t mean to sound like a tree-hugging hippie Lennon-type here, but I’m going to ‘give peace a chance’. I realize that i’ve made absolutely way too much of this message board, but i think it’s a relevant topic considering the conflict going on in the middle east. When people let other people’s ideas/beliefs agitate them, it can create conflict, which can ultimately lead to people blowing each other up (i.e. Ireland,Kosavo,Iraq,Isreal,Germany,Korea, etc.).

Granted, their seems to have been certain unfair decisions made in the middle east in the past 50 or so years, and certain people’s basic rights may have been violated at one time or another. So this message board isn’t exactly like the war going on. But those atrocities are likely the result of previous belief-related negativity like the kind we’ve seen on this board.

So i’m going to close my ranting on this board by saying: believe whatever you want, but don’t get pissed off or do anything drastic (i.e. bomb anyone) if you don’t agree with me – it’s ok to debate, but control must be maintained; sight of what’s really important must not be lost. Live, let live.

If something unfair has been done as a result of that conflict/hatred, we need to accept the fact that ‘fairness’ is a mad-made idea, and it goes against human nature (which is selfish). So focus on what’s good in your world (like the hilarity of the fucking moon video, or whatever does it for you) and move on.

I know that won’t solve any problems in the middle east, but something to think about in the future? Message boards like this one, and the internet in general are very powerful tools. They can be useful if we use them to learn how to get along on a global scale, yes?

Alright, i’m satisfied. Apologies for my ranting. Take care.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS? IS SEE HOW IT MIGHT BE FUNNY, BUT WHAT IN THE HECK IS TH POINT?

Damn that shit was hilarious. I mean fuck them bastards up dog that was some heavy shit you laid down right on this fuckin’ site.

that is ok but you need to lay off the word fuck ok than it will be alright ok

that is the gayest shit ever and the biggest bullshit lie ive ever heard, this website is fukkin gay suck my dick faggots

I like rice!

This waz so stupid. Neil Armstrong is in Ohio mad at all of the stupid no life people that put this stupid thang together. The people who made this should be shamed at their self for makin this. Im doing a school report on Neil Armstrong and I thought I could come to this site for help, I gusse I waz wrong just like this clip!!!

unfuking believa fukin bul fukin funny as fuk that fukin neil fukin arm fukin strong wat a fukin great fuka

this was the fucken bets thing i have ever seen on the internet i would be seyen that shit too if i were him not that whole one little step big step thing

thats fucking funny

Exactly what i would say Fuck

hey majota (see one comment above)
of course it fucking matters. This does effect our lives!
The us government can make the public believe anything through the media. Most of the population of the US has there lids pulled over their eyes. They believe what all the leading sources of media tell them and those sources of media are owned and controlled by the same people. Our lives are dictated by the rich through their arms of contol, ie. government, media, pharmaceuticals, oil, and manufactured consumables like fast food and pseudo fashion. BUGGER!

What a Crock of S–t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am old enough to have relatives who worked on that Historic landing, and this whole thing itself is a fabrication. And realistically, what does it matter??????? There are far more important things to be pissed at our gov’t about. And if it were true(which it’s not) isn’t NASA getting it’s due in how low it has fallen??????

I liked this better the first time I saw it on Conan O’brien about 3 years ago.

HaHaHaHaHa

I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU GUYS WOULD PUT THAT ON THE COMPUTER….. sickoes!!!!!! i know you like the word fuck….. but hell….. give the devil a break!!!!! lmao katrina and vanessa!!!

This is the best thing on the hole dam fucking internet.
I show it to my techer and even she laughed.
But my director didn’t!!!
It is so dam fucking gooooooooog

you guys are faggits

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That’s GREAT! :D

omg so fucking funny

very!! swaery alot of flucks!!!!

I think that it`s bullshit… Of course he was on the moon. I believe in him!! And so should you do! Don`t take this away from him…

The out-fucking-standing historical archive find of the century.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK…….. I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

The moon does not exist anyway, you fucking yanks are just faking it with a big laser beam.

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket that is the mother-fucking funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

You my friend, are king. Until the new badger song come s out!

You can really see how far the US has fallen in the past 35 years by just looking at this. That generation was getting it’s kicks by doing incredible things, this one gets off by making fun of things it can’t even dream of doing.

Stop bitching and enjoy the audio you fucking anglo pricks

It’s me again , but after I had some time to read the ludicrous replys that you have received.I am currenntly on active duty with an antiterrorist task force protecting
military bases in Germany and I am a former military communications systems specialist and I can only say that when under stress durring communications we react professionally but the words in this clip are similar to those used off the air by all communications specialists who are overcome by elation.
Yes !! There are professionals who can apprectiate this stress relieving insight to the reality of stressful military communications. People dieing, but you have to maintain commo discipline. This was a breath of fresh air. Laughter among tragedy and triumph.
I am an American. Si gnal Corp.

I dont believe that is real…For all I know you could’ve recorded that in your backyard one night and put it up on the internet! Sometimes people are that way…sorry. ^_^

Oh yeah also, they say “fuck” way too much, so I dont belive they would put that on broadcast in the 60’s. I’m not sure, but I dont think cursing was aloud on t.v. then…

I dont think Neil Armstrog did land on the moon cause if u where in space u would at least see stars or planets. also the flag is moving and there cant be air in space cause there anit no gravertiy. Also there are shadows all over the place and if u r on the moon there would olny be going in one direction unless there is another light force which i dont think there will be cause they did not metion it. Also if u rewind it it just looks like a man running on a desert. And thats what i think By Vanessa Tarrier

LOL Awesome video. 5 Stars!! Jesus H. Christ, they landed on the fucking moon. I cannot…..fucking….believe it….Living…fuck,

i think that there is colour on the moon therfore this video is false! fuck
ps evryone else swore so why shouldnt i! fuck
i think that they shoulve made a bigger deal about me being born too
that’s all

Just Fab.
:)

you all are a bunch of friggin losers who have nothing better to do than poke fun a something you all wish you could have been a part of and regret not having watched it live

hey
first of all the people that reply to this stuff in a harsh way are taking this website way, way too seriously. I f you think that swears are offensive, than you probably shouldn’t have come here in the first place. Personally I think that that was funny, and any of you that think otherwise have the right to your own opinion but don’t go spit on others because of it. OK? thats all. and, also just because people think something’s funnty it doesn’t make them stupid. I know many people who have a sense of humor and are very smart. Later!

I can not fucking belive it! It’s the most fucking hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.. Repeating it: I can not fucking belive it!

When my team get stressed with the day to day strains of supporting a worldwide infrastrcture. We play this and the world is allllll right by us :)

Stressed??? Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket, no not us :)

Man it takes to long to load but that’s damn funny any way and make those NERDS shut thier big mouth in this comment area such stupid adults ”’sigh”

No fucking way! How the fuck did they get to the moon? When the fuck did we do this? Fuck Me!

That’s fucking great!

its not that funny

They actually did edit it for broadcasting. But instead of all that crap, Armstrong actually said something along the lines of “Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.”

And as far as the idea that the whole moon landing was staged, that’s a bunch of bullshit. We have been to the moon and that TV show that tried to prove otherwise was a product of ill-researched arrogance.

How in the fuck did you do that?

Whoever’s voice that is sounds just like Neil Armstrong ‘sand the guy at mMission Control’s voices.

You even got that cheesy silly 60’s accent down.

This is a joke right?

this is truly a piece of shit

just LOL

hilarious

FUCKING klass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it went “Houston … Thats One Giant step for man, and one Giant step for man kind. now get me off this Fuckin rock My chip shot sucks up her, cant seem to get her to lay down!!”

Hahah! Hillarious. Btw who fucking posted all that “we didn’t land on the moon” crap!! Another moron who didn’t take high school physics I assume.

PS This site is really dumb, it claims my email address is “questionable content!” When I take it out it says an email address is required!! Oh really? Sheesh.

Priceless! In reading the comments above, I cannot believe how many people lack a sense of humor.

Puts a helluva crimp in the conspiracy theories huh?

Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.

Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick..(now visualize–holes in hands …feet….never fudging mind)….we are on the fudging moon…wholly shirt batman……no ones ever going to believe this….andother fudging conspiracy for some little fudgewad that hasnt even been fudging born yet to write a fudging book about

—-hope u got the fudging transport plane with the fudging capsule ready for us to fudging plunge down to fudging earth into the fudging ocean with,,,,so we can fool billions of fudging people…and make sure to fudging telecast it live….so some foolish conspiracy thoerists can say we never went to this fudging place……..

Houston we have a fudging problem…there are no intelligent signs of life on earth….we think we will stay here on the fudging moon. oh yeah back to the script—thats one small fudging step for (a) man…one fudging giant leap for fudging mankind….

now get me the fudge off this fudging rock…heck…jersey even looks good compared to this fudging place…..well almost……….

If you are one of the people who didn’t find this video FUNNY AS FUCK then please go do the human race a favor, buy a shotgun and blow your brains out.

(just in case you start breeding and contaminate the fucking planet with your stupid turd minded attitudes).

It’s bad enough that morons with no sense of humor have to breath our air in the first place. The only consumption of oxygen that you should be allowed should be your body in a crematorium.

FUCKING hysterical video guys (keep it up for as long as possible please) :)

That was fairly worthless, and obviously required littlle to no original thought or effort on your parts.

Howevert quite a few dimwits and brain-dead fraternity-type drunks seem to find it amusing, so undoubtedly your laziness and stupidity will not interfere with your future careers, pitiable though they might be. It’s happened before.

He, he, nice one!
Abso-fucking-lutely fabulos!

My friend gave me that link. I heard the sound. But it sounds sooooo fluent and understandable, soooo I cannot beleive its real.

At first, I thought it was a hoax.
Cracks me up to no end.
It’s real it is no jokes.
I send it to all of my friend.

Thank you,
Ralph Creamer

Lame and worn out. About as funny as a fart joke.

Abso-fucking-lutely un fucking believeably fucking funny~!

Great fucking work!

I am an alien and you are shite

You are all fakes.

welll if thath truth you are saying i i have been abduted!!!i dreamed about me i was in bed
sleping than somethind was on my window i saw a head wit big black eys (like a black egg)red skin and it was very tall (i think so i live on a building in a apartmant , my window is like a …. 5 meters from the ground so it must 2 meters or some thing like thath.)
ho im so sared…………!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg!!! That was so funny and I wouldn’t mind it being broadcasted.

yep, definately the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in ages :)

A little ‘over the top,’–i.e.: not to my taste; however, what with the current taste in rap…maybe funny from an outside the States perspective.

COOOOOOL DUDE

Class

You think this is funny,how would you feel if you pass away and there was a website saying something you didnt say!

If they can send a man to the moon? Why can’t they find a cure for PMS and Cramps!????

aaah, if only they had actually walked on the fucking moon. if only…

good god! this is a fuck of a long list