Thankyou brainsluice. Last weekend, over a bottle or two of Kuak, I was having a drunken conversation with one of my flatmates about the greatest Country & Western songtitles of all time. He mentioned that out there, floating round the Internet, there would be a comprehensive list that included all our favourites. Waking up the following afternoon and remembering very little of what had been said the night before, I neglected to perform a search for “Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You” etc etc. Then the man behind brainsluice linked to blogjam, so I paid a visit and read a little more of Dave’s blog, and discovered just what I’d been looking for. Once again, thankyou.