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  1. That is the funniest god-damned thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. You win, we’re all packing it in and going home.

    Hooray!

  2. That may have saved me tonight.

  3. That’s what I would have said instead of the cheesy ‘one step for man’ bollocks. LOL

  4. That’s the funniest thing on the fucking internet.

    Can I just say “fuck” again?

  5. So they did go there! There was me thinking it was a great con and it was filmed in the studio.

  6. Absolutely brilliant! Nice one.

  7. Praise Dobbs! I knew it…KNEW IT.

    You people think this is FUNNY?! It’s the TRUTH, the fucking TRUTH!

  8. I loved it! Would be even funnier if they found something there like a movie set prop or an alien??!!!

  9. LMAO Cocko. I can just see it. “Holy mother of god, we are walking on the fucking moo… Hey, what the fuck was that? Shit! It’s Spielberg behind that fucking moon rock! Uh, Houston, we have a problem…”

  10. If he had the word FUCK ,one more time………….!

  11. Fuck…. the only other word that is as brilliant as the word cunt.
    Ah.

  12. The funiest thing on the internet but it would of been even funnyer if he would of found a prop on the set.

  13. why all the need for swearing? how can u make such a miraculous event seem so casual? it was awesome ok jeeeeesh

  14. Sorry to disappoint you, folks. Didn’t happen like this at all whatsoever. Mr. Armstrong never used such offensive language then, nor has he ever spoken that way. Not ever. This is a shameless degradation of a timeless historical event and no one has a right to butcher it. Shame on you all.

  15. Thankfully, Americans have the right to degrade it. It says so in our constitution.

  16. Having a right, and exercising it responsibly, are two different things. The party that modifed these historical artifacts, exercised their freedom of speech in an irresponsible and self-agrandising way, and is quite obviously a real fuckhead.

  17. i think even if u didnt normally use the word FUCK…u would when you landed on the moon! funny but more real than what they tried to make us think was said..loved it!!

  18. You’re a silly billy, stomki. It’s a joke.

    And when you think about it, the moon landing was a bit silly and pointless too.

  19. I’m glad he didn’t said, he guys i found a note KILLROY WAS HERE.

  20. Don’t believe it in the least. Looks so fake! Sounds super fake but deffinately funny!

  21. That was utterly digusting and shameful to make such a mocery out of history.

  22. What’s a mocery?

    • latterday princess

      Learn to spell. It was neither a mocery nor a mockery. It wasn’t OUR HISTORY. It was “One small step for MAN; one giant leap for MANKIND.” Or was it???

  23. absolutely hilarious

  24. utterly disgusting and shameful?
    come on, you american, LAFF, will ya?

  25. Get a life.

    Some of us would welcome a cross-nation revival of the space exploration program. Just because we won’t see it on our life times doesn’t mean we can make ‘limp-penis’ stabs at other peoples endeavours.

    Yanks, they can all fuck off back to the back side of Kentucky, marry they’re mothers, and raise kids even futher retarded than they’re over weight – under educated parents.

  26. for a second there u had me fooled then my medication wore off and i started laughing again at how fake it was? utterly fake but highly amusing none the less!!

  27. I hope this is real…because it is TOO FUCKING COOL!

  28. fuck, where the hell you?ve got it from?
    :-)

  29. I am fucking not impressed…

  30. Are we sure that nasa didn’t send Ozzy to the moon? Holy fuck i’m on the fuckin moon. SHARON!!! your not going to believe this. i’m on the fucking moon. holy fuck, i need some booze, and pills, holy fucking shit.

  31. not only fuck but i just pissed myself if it had been me

  32. Before the internet I was blissfully unaware of the large percentage of people who are idiots. Funtional, and capable of posting in a comment section, but blazing imbeciles just the same.This saddens me.
    The audio is a joke, and a very good one at that.

  33. Mr. Armstrong would never use the Lords name in vain and shame on all you for doing this. Jesus is not a swear word you fuckin assholes, oh wait assholes are usefull,pieces of fucking shit fuckers ass licking inbread mother fucking dick warts….

    • latterday princess

      The first rule of engagement is, if you’re going to insult someone in print, learn how to spell the words you choose in the insult.

  34. What is wrong with you people? How can such vile stuff be placed on the information highway? There are children who can find and view this…My goodness….Are you FUCKING nuts ?

  35. HAHA ABOUT TIME I HEARD THE FUCKING TRUTH… STOP WHINGING YOU WHORES! Its a good laugh and i guess people like you would be saying.. ohhh fiddledee dee where on the moon! ohh goodey! Give me a break you numbnutz!

  36. You know this the truth. What would you have said?

  37. 1. EVERYBODY knows it didn’t happen this way.
    2. It’s not meant to be serious. It’s just for laughs nothing less nothing more. There’s no hidden message or intentions.
    3. There’s not the intention to hurt or harm anyone – not even God – in particular. I think Neil and Buzz themselves would find this highly amusing.
    4. You think this is serious stuff children shouldn’t see? Guess you overlooked all the hardcore porn sites and stuff like rotten.com that’s scattered all over the Net and pop-up even if you surf to google.com.

  38. LMAO!

  39. It’s even fucking funnier to hear when the whole world except America knows that there never was a landing on the moon. Haha!! And even laughable when gullible Americans believe in governement propaganda.

  40. IM NOT SURE I BELIVE THIS CAUSE AT THAT TIME ALOT OF THOSE PEOPLE DIDNT SWEAR VERY MUCH AND MAYBE ONCE AS THEY GOT TO THE MOON BUT OVER AND OVER ..PEOPLE JUST DIDNT DO THAT THEN EVEN WITH THAT GOING ON …

  41. tkandcr@hotmail.com

    I HAVE MET AND SPOKEN WITH NEIL ARMSTRONG I AM SURE HE WOULD SPELL FUCKIN,,PHUCKIN THEREFORE HE DOESN’T KNOW HE’S SWEARING

  42. Finally, the truth is told!

  43. Yankees! On the moon! However did they get in?

  44. Only stupid Americans could find this kind of crap amusing….

  45. Brilliant!! Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!

  46. Well Fraser, this comment section is turning into a right little forum.

    For those that don’t find this funny, then fuck off back to writing letters of complaints to the ITC and Mary Whitehouse about “too much swearing on television”.

    For those that find this a slight on the American nation, I think I can safely assume you have never travelled outwith the American borders. Get a life and a plane ticket.

    For those (like me) that find this absolutely piss-wet funny, then lets join in unison and shout “Hoopla! Hoorah for Fraser, he rocks!”

    Another Blogjam production of utter internet genius !

  47. Holy mother of`- fuck?? :-) …But I still don?t belive that they actually ever were on the moon..

    Regards from Sweden, Bor

  48. well fuckin funny

  49. Ok, everyone else give up – it doesn’t get any funnier than this.

  50. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken bucket, that was a hoot! I always thought the original transmission was a little stilted; about fuckin’ time we heard the real deal. Keep up the good work.

  51. Hmmm. it is funny but it was funnier in my head before I actually heard the audio (I guess the blame/credit for the audio recoring, the performance that is, goes to the Onion? Do I understand that correctly?).

    I read that piece in an Onion book and since much of it was written in ALLCAPS my mental version of the audio included much more enthusiasm and HOLY SHITness. The audio was a rather droll performance lacking all the amusing HOLY SHITness that would contrast with the actual moon landing audio.

  52. Wow weee…I know that’s the real deal footage & audio because my mates’s mate was there when it happened…holy mother that’s top secret stuff. You should not have got hold of that, those guys at cucumber will get in trouble for sure now.

  53. Holy Fucking Shit HAHAHAHA That was so awsome. I can’t believe that yall can’t take a joke. Jesus H. Christ in a Fuckin Chicken Basket. OMG I can’t stop laughing.

  54. Laughed my ass off dude..
    I like it more than that crappy idea that they never really landed on the moon.. (the shadows are pointing the wrong way and all that stuff a few years ago).
    This is much more believable..! I was there! I should know!!! (saw it on telly age 11 so it must be true.. it always was a jerky sound track but I naively put that down to the moon being “a long way away”).

  55. Andy T, Blackburn, Lancs

    Ok, so picture this…. 10 years from now, first landing on Mars….

    “Houston, can you believe we are on Mars… yes, we have landed on Mars…. bollocks fuck cunt asshole twat shitbox dickface asswipe shiteating cocksucker fuckwit rimjob cock cock cock…. over”

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  57. holy shit dood

    can I have permission to use that on the radio ?

  58. Too fucking slow

  59. holey fucking h. christ that was funnier than my basket case mom!

  60. wow the fucking moon was the like funniest movie i have ever heard and seen. thanks

  61. funny funny shit why do people without a sense of humor bother viewing these things tho? is it just so they can complain?

  62. thats was great loved it

  63. Fucking funny. Please do not EVER take this off your site. I usually never laughed out loud looking at this type of crap. But this is hysterical!!!!

  64. oh my fucking god, that was the funniest shit ever

    i watched it like 39 times ina row hahahahaa

  65. WHY THE BAD FOUR LETTER WORDS!??????

  66. Jesus H. Christ! I DO communications for NASA and that was the absolutely funniest fucking thing I’ve heard. They did a great job recreating the true sound of the event.

    Now, onto fucking Mars in a chicken basket!

  67. It’s just FUCKING BRILLIANT

  68. Holy living fuck! That is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever fucking seen, over.

  69. OMG WTF HE SIAD FUCK A MILLON TMIES LOL ROTFLAMO TAHT TEH FUNNEYSETY SHIT EVAR!!!11!1 IN TEH MOON TTOO! LOL!!1 HE SIAD IT LIEK ‘FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUKC FKUC;”‘ JSUT LIEK WEHN I WAS AG E 35 IN HI SCOOL I LOOOKE UP TEH DIKTONAREY AND FUOND TEH WORD FUCK ADN IW AS LIKE “OMG LOLLOLOLOL WTF TEH HI SCOOL DIKTONARY SED IT SIAD FUCK ISSO FUNNEY OMG OMGOMGOMSADFKLJSAEIORJFACSD1!1231

    Oh, wait a minute. Nevermind.
    I’m sorry, but that Neil Armstrong parody was horribly unfunny.

    Not unfunny in a “hay guys you suck for making fun of a historic milestone” way, but more like a “that shit sucks you fag” kind of unfunny.

    Jesus Christ, If I wanted to see the hilarity from a ridiculously bad diagnosis of tourette syndrome, i’d go visit Cliff Yablonski off Appleton City, just for the simple difference that his usage of the word ‘fuck’ is actually funnier than yours.

    I suggest you do so too, because maybe he’d school you in the teachings of funny by fucking kick your fucking unfunny ass and fucking run you fucking over with his fucking chrysler. Because, you know, you fucking wasted my fucking time, and you’ll probably fucking waste his fucking time too, you fucking fucktard.

  70. That was funny as FUCK!!!!!!

  71. I am a senior senior citizen and I am here to tell you all that we had a
    “Harvest Moon” and a “Blue Moon” far too damn long.

    Thanks from the bottom of my heart to the man who has now given as a “Fucking Moon” I always knew that someday someone would come
    along and turn that moon into something useful. Imagine if you will

  72. It FUCKING makes me laugh EVERY time I look at it

  73. Can someone tell me what the name is of the font used for the text “Neil armstrong / the awful truth”

    thanx!!!!!

  74. Incredible. I always wondered why Armstrong was so cool about it – that’s why I had my suspicions about it all. These new revelations put a whole new light on the moon landings. Now I trylu believe that they happened.

  75. So i beleiving this, does it mean they really did land on the “fucken moon”

  76. so funny I laughed…oh you Americans…you are so funny!!!

  77. i wish that would have been aired lived. the fucking moon…hmph. i love neil more now.

  78. I don’t FUCKING beleive it for a minute.

  79. It would be really cool to go to the moon and swear in one sixth gravity I would take a dump in a crater as well.
    The moon is overated and only makes people go crazy that where the word lunatic comes from.

  80. An away team using such language would not be logical unless of course they were humans, probally the least logical of know intelligent species.

  81. Moronic. I bet you guys do line dancing as well.

  82. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IS RIGHT…NOW, THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!

  83. HOLY FUCKIN SHIT IS RIGHT…NOW, THAT’S MORE LIKE IT!

  84. hilarious-but it’s too bad a lot of f***heads will believe this. ahhh…the x-files generation

  85. I knew it! I FUCKING KNEW IT!

    A couple of scary comments from some visitors, though. If you believe it — and it looks like you do in spots — then you deserve to be offended. Fuck you. Hahahahahahahahahaha

  86. That was great. It is about time we got the real story on the first moonwalk. do you have any other unedited footage?

  87. lol that was great :D and lol at the peopole who thought it was real and even more lol at the people who moaned about it. gg wp made me smile :)

  88. Terrible

  89. That was fucking funny!

  90. LOL!! I just sent it to Neil and he cant stop laughing.

  91. Holy, fucking shit, if it is on the internet, it must be true.

  92. thats truly unfucking believable!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

  93. The EAGLE has LANDED

  94. THE ACTUAL FIRST WORDS ARE NOT ON YOUR TAPE…..”MOTHER H FUCKER, MAY MY DICK FIND MY ASS IF I AM LYING, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, WE MADE IT!” WAS RECORDED BY THE ‘SUIT MOUNTED, RECORDER-TRANSMITTER’ THIS RECORDER AND ITS MESSAGE ARE NOW STORED AT JOHNSON ON NASA ROAD 1, HOUSTON, SEEKING FINAL DISPOSITION……..YES, I HAVE HEARD IT………LEONARD

  95. This is BEYOND stupid….

  96. Jesus fucking Christ ! did he realy say that?
    what happened to one more fucking step for man? One fucking Giant leap?
    How did the plug those fucking words in?

  97. Absolutley fucking funny!!! Laughed till tears showered my face!!! My teen age boys were laughing every bit as much as me too!!! PLeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze do another funny one!!!! Its great!!!!!
    Vince

  98. I was actually in a video editing session when the engineer wheeled around and said, “You gotta see this..”
    I laughed for the rest of the night. This is HILARIOUS!!! Very basic funnybone-targeting stuff, but it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in 2003!!!! Thanks!

  99. holy fuck i still cant fucking believe they fucking made and fucking actually fucking walked on the fucking moon.

  100. i think so this is not a truth video,i believe that was a lie that neil armstrong has gone to the moon.anyways that was good.

  101. I started jerking off so hard after hearing this. I came all over my face I was so excited.

  102. That’s FUCKING great, they talk like real FUCKING people or my name isn’t Ed (fucking) mund

  103. Wow. You guys are really original. Even though you credited The Onion it’s pretty obvious you guys are a bunch of comedy hacks. To anyone out there reading these posts, the book is better than the rip-off sound bite.
    Our Dumb Century, by the editors of The Onion.

  104. I fucking loved this!!

  105. Holy mother of fucking God, that was fucking hilarious…

    -who cares if was a fake, that was completely funny as hell, so simple, yet I cannot figure out how the hell to get the coffee out of my keyboard right now

  106. for fucks sake!!!!!! i actually DID piss misen watching that!!! I bet Armstrongs mum is embarrassed!

  107. muhaaaaaaaa WHERE THE **** IS HE?

  108. Just like a bad SNL skit; 2% humor and 98% repetition. Last time saying fuck was risque in the 50′s.

  109. Holy Fucking Christ, this is just too FUCKING funny.

  110. We finally did it, we landed on the fucking moon. I knew we could do it. Holy Fucking Shit, we landed on the moon.

  111. this is neil armstrong thing is pathetic. get a life!!!

  112. Watched this after a crappy day in the office. Best thing i have seen in a while. F**king brilliant :D

  113. what a piece of fucking crap

  114. When I first read the Onion article about this, my GF and i laughed for hours and hours. I even bought her one of the T-Shirts that has the headline “HOLY SHIT! MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON!” in 72-point type. One of the funniest things Onion has ever done, and I think they’re pretty consistently funny.

    Seeing this today just made it all new again. Thanks.

  115. JESUS H. CHRIST–willya fuckin stick-up-the-ass rigid motherfuckers just relax? Yeah, find it stupid, find it crass, whatever–that’s fine. But to find it morally offensive??! Do you have THAT much fuckin time on your hands to do moral handwashing, rending of clothes, and gnashing of teeth over something that never pretended to be otherwise? Oh, wait…that’s right. We’re AMERICANS. That’s our job.
    I love this fucking country…

  116. If you are offended, then don’t listen. Or create your own ? unfunny – version. For instance, like what speechwriters came up with for Armstrong. If nothing else (you pompous, self-righteous fools), acknowledge the creative spirit of it. But if all you have is bile to spout, then it’s you wasting God’s gifts.

  117. I love it when people say the word “fuck” over and over, I really do. I fucking love it!

  118. would someone pls send me that cool font!

    mcr

  119. That is one fucking funny thing, copy?

  120. Unfucking believable!

  121. Holy shit, its the Trailer Park boys on the Moon.

  122. Thats fucking hilarious!

  123. Holy h christ! that sounded much more real that “one more step for man”… bullshit
    lol, reafirmed my belief in the appolo space missions

  124. Well it made me laugh out loud.

    And that “Good Luck Mr Sharansky” for his last words on the moon is pretty damn funny also.

  125. Heh. I remember reading that one of the Apollo astronauts (not Armstrong) had such an inconveniently cuss-filled vocabulary that he was required to go to psychological counseling, so as not to embarass NASA.

    30 years later and NASA still cares more about image than substance. And it shows.

  126. What a bunch of friggin losers. It’s not funny to make fun of something as important as that moon landing, and you should be ashamed of yourselves. It’s sad, really.

  127. rofl guyz :) v funny
    and unclaimed get a sence on humour!

  128. Un****ing believable! Literally! Whilst I question the veracity of the moon landings (at least the public apollo landings) I seriously doubt that such a highly educated and intelligent man as Neil Armstrong cannot find better language to describe landing on the moon and has to rely on a stream of schoolboy expletives as heard in this obviously faked soundtrack. Come on guys, if you want to perpetrate a hoax it at least has to be believable! And this is about as believable as me trying to convince you that I am the Queen of Great Britain. Lame, very lame indeed.

  129. I was wondering if Neil Armstrong was still living.So i went into this and found him.I was looking for you to tell you a story about my mom and brother 34 years ago.It was a good experience for my mom.If you see this well you please email me or get in touch somehow.Thank you very much.

    Yours truly

    Betty Mason

  130. who the fuck reads the comments anyway? stop wasting your life!

  131. Too bad they cut the audio before Neil had the chance to say, ” Fuck! What the hell did I fucking step into? “

  132. Also, Luke from ealier needs to get a fucking sense of humor.

  133. Did the US ever land on the Moon ?!? Or is it a lie like the killing of J.F.K. ?!?

    But this doen?t matter at all, the most IMPORTANT IS N O T TO VOTE George W. BUSH A G A I N !!!!!!!!!!!

    FREEE PALESTINIA, FREE IRAQ,…!!!!!!!!

  134. This was crap. Even insinuating,that, in their complete and total awe, the good men of Apollo 11 would use profanity when they were our nations best and brightest reminds me of the reasons our beloved country is faltering under the extreme weight of the angst and spite of the coming generations. Nothing is sacred…

  135. This is with doubt one of the funniest things I ahve ever seen on the net. I received it a few weeks ago and just today went to the comment site. To those ass hats who take it so serious, “Neil would never use that language, blah blah blah degradation etc., BARF to you! You comments are more of a degradation to humor. Do us all a favor, get therapy. Just becasue your mummy and daddy screwed were uptight and fucked your heads up doesn’t mean you need to take it out on everyone else. I think I saw you in your pinto on the road today. You were cussing and shaking your fist. Wahhhh!!!

  136. Funny. Hilarious even. But so very fake. Any guy on the planet could get a monotone voice and create new dialogue for that event. Still, bravo, you have made me laugh after another idiotic day has gone by.

  137. wholey jesus h christ. thats so fuckin funny.

  138. As a born-again christian, I am fucking horrified at this travesty.

  139. This shit is straight garbage yo.

  140. this is the fucking broadcast we fucking saw in fucking Canada.

  141. this is the fucking broadcast we fucking saw in fucking Canada.

  142. If they can put a man on the moon, how come they can’t put a man in Lifetime

    (television for women) duh

  143. I don’t believe it they’re on the fucking moon!

  144. Thats some funny shit………..over..

  145. Thats some funny shit………..over..

  146. Yes sir….funny shit this is……over and out.

  147. holy fucking jesus christ in a chicken basket…awesome

  148. that was fucking great….did you copy that

  149. to bad you got nothing more to do that ruin a great moment in history. shame on you. grow up you low class…………

  150. that aint his voice and they never went to the moon. both the above statements have been proved

  151. they never went to the moon americans are too stupid to get someone to the moon thats why they get all the european engineers to build everything for them

  152. Hey…I thought it was funny…and I’m fucking Canadian! Has the whole f’in world lost their goddamn sense of humour?? What’s the matter with you people? Lighten Up! Keep up the good work, Gentle Folks!

  153. Absolutely hilarious. I watched the moonwalk on a B/W tv in a laundromat. The picture was so bad, well, it resembled an MPEG!
    I couldn’t tell Neil Armstrong’s foot from his helmet.

    But this has had me laughing for two days. The best medicine in the world.

    The only thing I can think of thta would have made it better would have been if “Armstrong” said, “You know, thirty years from now, they’ll never FUCKING believe we walked on the FUCKING moon.”

    Congratulations to the writers/performers for a bit of the funniest stuff on the planet. Well done!

  154. Absolutely hilarious. I watched the moonwalk on a B/W tv in a laundromat. The picture was so bad, well, it resembled an MPEG!
    I couldn’t tell Neil Armstrong’s foot from his helmet.

    But this has had me laughing for two days. The best medicine in the world.

    The only thing I can think of thta would have made it better would have been if “Armstrong” said, “You know, thirty years from now, they’ll never #$@#!!! believe we walked on the @#$!!! moon.”

    Congratulations to the writers/performers for a bit of the funniest stuff on the planet. Well done!

  155. VERY FUNNY !!!

  156. “It was better than CATS. I’ll see it again and again!”

  157. That was some of the funniest shit EVER! I laughed my ass off at 4:50 in the morning. Rock the fuck on!!!!

  158. To all you non humorous peope……..FUCK THE FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF GOD DAMNIT! BUNCH OF FUCKERS GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU JACK ASSES!!!! FOR FUCK SAKE!

  159. Heh, too bad we never landed on the moon in the late 60′s…several things prove this…

    In the footage of Neil landing on the moon, the US flag is WAVING in the background…this is not possible due to the vacuum in space…also the dust that the moon buggy creates falls back down to the moon at a very false rate, and one more thing…the lunar module that they used to land on the moon was captured taking off and heading back to earth from location on the moon, who shot this footage?

    We might have landed on the moon after apollo 13, but the US was so pressed to compete with the Soviets by putting the first man in space, creating the first satellite, and other things…that we just had to show them that we were far more advanced…and to do so, we rented out a hollywood studio and filmed neil jumping up and down on a dirt lot with an american flag waving in the background.

    As far as I see this wasn’t any grandious historical event…it was a complete lie and coverup by the US government.

    Our technology today is even faulty…look at the Mars landing project back in the 90′s…some idiot programmed the decent in feet, and the lander in meters…result? The entire project ruined b/c the lander smacked Mars before it was programmed to prepare itself for final decent. Therefore, our technology back in the 60′s would have been severely lacking in order to create a program such as the apollo missions, and have a successful landing on the moon.

    This clip was edited for comical purposes…we never landed on the moon in 1969, so why even bother complaining about a couple of people who were bored enough to create something like this…

  160. I’ve seen and heard many funny things on the net and I can honestly say that this was not one of them. What a total load of bollocks

  161. That was fucking funny …

  162. That is FUCKING hilarious. lol on the motherfucking moon. goddamn thats priceless

  163. fuckin FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  164. PRETTY THAM GOOD, FUNNY TOO, WILL PASS
    IT ON AND THANKS.

  165. RIGHT FUCKIN ON ARMSTRONG!!!!! tHIS IS JUST TO FUNNY

  166. fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  167. oh yeah? well, i farted!

  168. the truth? lol yeah right like someones gonna buy this

  169. precious, its only a fucking jock folks, what the fuck, he landed on the fucking moon for fucks sake, isn’t fucking incredible

  170. Mostly harmless. Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. I laughed so hard that I got a warm feeling in my pants. And hey, some of you need to get unplug your heads from your arses. Use your noggin! You can damned well bet any military man (which most of the autronauts were/are) would let slip a few FUCKs upon stepping upon the fucking surface of the fucking moon. Sweet Jesus’ titties!!

  171. Now that’s fucking funny.

  172. i would love to know what he said when he got back fucking home

  173. not really that funny, kind of like SNL …. sometimes would be funny if not long drawn out and painstakingly obvious over and over and over again. Just another wasted space on the net.

  174. Well shit ,christ ,howdy! That’s what most people whould have said; Imean hey I’m on the fucking moon!!! k.Davis NASAlabs

  175. I couldn’t agree mr. Davis

  176. What the fuck was that all about?

  177. That sounds more beleaveable than ( One step of man

  178. pretty damn good gang; way to go!!

  179. it’s a kick in the ass of the american pride (at least, for those who believe in this “movie”)… oh, by the way, i’m pretty shure that armstrong would use the good name of the Lord so get real… we are not puritains

  180. It’s a fucking joke,okay? He didn’t really say that, but it’s fucking hilarious nonetheless. And of course it’s fake, houston kinda sounds like Steve Martin.

  181. Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  182. Too funny! That’s more like what any normal person would have said when they were on the moon. I know I’d be swearing too if I was actually on the moon! haha! Thanks for the lauph!

  183. I’m not amused.

  184. love to see the video, but it’s not playing on netscape 6 or explorer 5. how come?

  185. It should do – it plays for me IE6, Mozilla, Mozilla Firebird & Opera… have you got the Flash 6 player installed?

  186. You can’t fool me! This was filmed in the western desert. COMPLETELY FALSE AND BOGUS!!!

  187. I think it’s disgraceful that professionals such as Astronauts can allow themselves to use such disgusting language. Don’t they realise that young children were watching this broadcast. I say thank god for editors, they do a marvelous job for this country.

  188. so fucken what!

  189. I can’t fucking believe it! Holey shit!

  190. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!

  191. …I crap my pants when I was laughing so hard I farted….and then laughed some more because my co-workers were with me and heard it…errr…me…and…well…fucking a….all is right in the world…

  192. I was 13 years when I got up at 3:am to watch the first lift off! I was so excited! Oh my fucking heart, if this is real, I think Mr Armstrong WOULD say the word FUCK, and everbody else, in thier excitement, many, many times. Thank you for the enlightenment.

  193. I laughed. I cried. I pissed my fucking pants! Then I went to clean myself up…but I was still fucking laughing! Very creative and actually likely. Very nice job.

  194. “Jesus Fucking Christ” But, The only problem is……….
    “They never landed on the Fucking Moon”

  195. Like they really even landed on the fucking moon to begin with. It looks like neil should have won an oscar for his fucking pathetic moon acting at area 57! What the hell happened to that fucking Armstrong antway? Should’nt he have had a kid the od(d) or be on a stamp, or running for office somewhere (CA.) It’s all fucking bullshit. I George Sexton have been to the moon I fucking know!!!!!!!

  196. The only thing that gave me a bigger smile was the comments!! Can we be more Dramatic in our shocking use of the word
    F U C K I N G ?… lol
    Ya know…….. (whispers)… I bet that word did come outta his mouth at the wonderious site !!!

  197. I have no problem with vulgarity when it’s appropriate. This was mildly amusing for the first two or three seconds. Beyond that it’s pretty lame, and the ebullient comments to the contrary are just sad.

  198. Love it – I guess there was truth in the 60′s too bad about the filter cops

  199. wonderfull

  200. Re: “Neil Armstrong The Awful Truth” – It is obvious that there are people out there who have loads of free time. Notwithstanding the other positive comments, this isn’t funny – it’s stupid.

  201. this is fucking funny!!!!!

  202. Jesus H. Crist on a bicycle! Isn’t that a microphone hanging down in the upper left corner, about eight seconds into the piece?

  203. Fucking moon, fuckinggg moon…fucckkkiiingg moon,
    fuck you Armstrong, don’t be fool fucker!

  204. WHOEVER MADE THIS UP MUST BE THE MOST PATHETIC LOSER. This wasn’t the least bit funny.

  205. You are absa-fuckin-lutely fulla shit!!!

  206. hey all you dumbasses who don’t realize it’s a JOKE. Get a life – this is fucking hilarious – of COURSE it’s not real you idiots!

  207. where the fuck is my last post? did it go into the fucking chicken basket? lol

  208. What are you talking about

  209. jesus christ, the biggest load of bull. and there wos me thinkin it wos a hoax now where wud i hav evea got that from?!?!:P nah its so obvious it aint real, look at the shadows of the rocks, they all go in different directions when the only light source in space is the sun….

  210. I don’t know about anyone else but, totally awesome! I just couldn’t believe it! Jesus H. Christ in a handbasket! LOL

  211. I bow down to the fucking MASTER!

  212. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. Fuckin’ A.

  213. JESUS CHRIST THAT’S FUNNY !! DO YOU THINK THEY TWISTED UP A DOOB WHEN THEY GOT BACK INTO THE LUNAR MODULE ?

  214. I can not believe you think this is real. My husband has work for nasa for years, and that never would of been said.

  215. I LOVE this…and what’s more…when I was married to one of the orignal engineers on Von Braun’s team at NASA in Huntsville, Alabama there were tapes he brought home where we could listen to REAL dialogue from the astronauts during flight. I recall the flap over their being given that powdered, fake orange juice that gave them the farts. They complained about that loud, long and painfully. Can I say “fart”?? It did make us laugh like crazy. And to think…that shit’s still on the market!! So…..I can easiy believe THIS to be real. hee hee

  216. That was the stupiest thing I’ve ever seen. ya’ll are a bunch of losers and retards. get a job freaks

  217. y’all are nerds. can we be friends?

  218. Unbefuckinglieable!!!!!!b That is one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard on here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  219. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unfukinbelieveable! HAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha

  220. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Unfukinbelieveable! HAAAAAAA hahahahahahaha

  221. Hoooorah!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe, Fuck You, you straight laced, tightass shitbirds. Lighten up. Have some fun. A smile won’t break you face. What do you think he said, ” lets put a motel over there, and a gas & go over there” ? I would have said, this place needs a good shitter.

  222. holy fuckin shit.. I cant believe you fucking put that fucking thing on the fucking internet.

  223. OMG! Everyone here at the One Tree Hill production office has been snickering all FUCKIN’ day at this! VERY FUNNY STUFF!!
    I know if I was on the moon… I would be saying the same!!
    -BK

  224. wot a crock load off shit
    you guys need to grow up

  225. UN-Believable

  226. Neil: Ah, jesus…tap dancing christ.. the moon.

    Control: Ah…………roger.

  227. Y’ know it’s not true all of this about being on the moon. The solar system is 2 big to be on the moon. There could be other universes. All you people getting excited because he was on the moon. The moon is nothing to anyone know. Why don’t you travel space instead of finding a thew crates on the moon and a bit of water on mars, start been a bit adventures please, the world needs cheering up a little, Good Luck!

  228. Hi again, I just wanted to tell you that space is a great place, I wish I could witness space for the very first time in my life. Please give me a call at…..erm….oh well I forgot my number, anyway Mr Armstrong what was it like on the moon, pretty scary uh, I bet you poo’d your panties when you wher offered. I stared in a movie space impact in 2000 and we officaily went up to space, I didn’t though, tite b…….., anyway I hope you read my other message because it would mean a lot to me sinceraly to see the real space, the real space impact, c’mon someone in china has gone up to space but they won’t find anything because the chinese have never done anything like this before. Have you seen jupiter close up Mr Armstrong….are we talking to mr armstrong becuase I DON’T SEEM TO BE GETTING ANY ANSWERS!!!!!!!! sorry about that but I get a bit y’know carries away a little like you and your cronies did when you finally, finally stood on the moon for your millions….and millions armstrong fans. Anyway do you the Barclaycard Premiership, do you its great innit, I’m a leeds united supporter, supporter by name supporter by nature, I go all the time, a bit rubbish like but thats life. I hate chelsea and ian harte, I wish abramovich had all his money nicked because chelsea would be in humongos dept, y’know what a mean. I’ve got a little song here for ye mr armstrong.
    1 game, can you just win 1 game
    because in leeds it’s just not the same
    please may you just win 1 game
    vidukes
    your a joke, oooooop’s
    score a goal for you boots
    because there crap lotto boots.

    Did you like arnie, I really do hope;- oh have you been watching the rugby world cup 2003 in australia, guess what I have, hahahahahaha. Do you find that abusing, guess not. Have you seen ma new movie yet, no because I’m only laiying, if you don’t understand that word it’s because I spelt it wrong and that word and I’m sure I spelt that one wrong and that one and that one and that one……erm….sorry about my little conversation but y’knw how I feel about mi footee and mi space and mi rugby world cup, and all you other writers soory for taking up all the space, ha space, innabit arnie.

  229. OMGWTF!?!!?

    sooo fucking awesome!!!! i love it!
    great job!!

  230. OMGWTF!?!!?

    sooo fucking awesome!!!! i love it!
    great job!!

  231. That’s fucking great.

  232. The “set” they shot that on seemed to be decorated in early Fuck.

  233. Did they just say the same curse word over and over again? How could you post that? I am only in sixth grade, and I find this on the internet, looking for information on Neil Armstrong. I can;t belive you.

  234. ROFLMOAO…… that was funny ….. thanks for the humor-break!!

  235. edit out the swearing out so it can be shown in shcool

  236. holy fucking hell theyre walkin on the fucking moon can you fucking believe it?

  237. what a load of shit

  238. hahhah HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!

  239. Holy Mother of Pearl, I abso-fucking-lutely needed that laugh. I nearly pissed myself and stopped breathing all together. Oh and Stomki get a fucking life you stupid cunt. Oh I love our freedoms.

  240. What’s so funny about some cunt swearing??

  241. the only real proof it actualy happened

  242. Why doesnt some smart arse just point a big ole telescope at the moon landing site? I’m sure we have telescopes powerful enough to see the flag and rover that still remain…

  243. that is so fucking funny….holy shit…..holy mother fuck LOL

  244. This is no more believable than the version they did release.

  245. laughed my fucking head off, over and over

  246. That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers

  247. That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers.

  248. That was the most fucking retarded and the most fucking edited fucking video I have ever fucking seen. Get a G** damne mother fucking life you fuckers.

  249. as humor goes ………. HILARIOUS. Anyone who is offended by this needs to shove a muscle relaxer up their butt and then consider buying a sense of humor.

  250. The original quote was lame anyway… It is redundant to say “One small step for MAN, one giant leap for MANKIND.” What he should have said was “One small step for A man, one giant leap for mankind.” After all, the step was being done by A man, not “man” in general, which is the same as “mankind”. Fucking moron.

  251. We never ever landed on the fucking moon

  252. holy fucking jesus h christ in a chicken basket, so they did really land on the moon then!

  253. THIS IS IS BULLSHIT, WITH A CAPITAL “B” WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDING?????????

  254. that was ‘fucking’ stupid.

  255. Too damn fucking funny, sure he isn’t one of the fucking guys in my fucking band? Gotta love the fucking Onion…

  256. God Bless Neil Armstrong !!!!!!!!! Say it Like It Is Baby !!!!!!!!

  257. u lie u dork

  258. How disgusting. We in Australia don’t like that kind of fucking talk Nevertheless, it was a fucking good acheivement.

  259. Funniest thing evaaaaaaaaa

  260. Absolutly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

  261. wow.. the history books are wrong! fuck.

  262. in-fucking-credible!!!

  263. Jesus-H-Christ in a chicken basket

    piss fucking funny.

  264. you guys are losers

  265. you guys are losers

  266. This was one of the most amazing achievments the American people have ever successfully accomplished. Your interpretation was quite funny, however the audio does sound fake because Neil and the gentlemen on the other end have the same voice. Sorry, but it’s still quite fucking funny.

  267. What a fucking riot!

  268. Damn straight! I KNEW that goody goody “one step” routine was to freakin’ wholesome to be true.

  269. i’m F*&%ing speechless!

  270. It must have been great! My dad was a sailor and I never heard anyone say “holy living fuck” before, or” holly fucking christ in a chicken basket” either! I’ll never look at chicken baskets without thinking of the fucking moon!

  271. You’re all missing the point, the big picture. If he said it, so what? Perhaps he was overwhelmed. If he didn’t, then he didn’t. Either way, it doesn’t detract from the accomplishment or from him in any way, shape or form. It must be difficult for so many to live in this world, from one day to the next, with such thin skin. How about we all grow up a little and not react so much from so little?

  272. Lee Ermey probably could have said it more eloquently. “Wholly Dogshit!” If goD had wanted your fucking ass up on the moon, he would have miracled your worthless fucking ass up there!” “Get off of my obstacle”, God bellows in his old testament voice.

    CSG

  273. an insult to our country…not funny at all…you all have sick humor genes in you.

  274. Holy mother of fuck. Jesus H. Christ you fucking blithering chicken bastards. He walked on the mother fucking, cock sucking, pussy licking, shit smeared, god damn fucking moon! Thats was uncle fucking awesome!

  275. You guys are fuckin crazy. That was so fake. You could have did a better job of making it look real. Instead you put that fuckin shit on here. You are just a bunch of dumbasses.

  276. You guys are fuckin crazy. That was so fake. You could have did a better job of making it look real. Instead you put that fuckin shit on here. You are just a bunch of dumbasses. That was also an insult to America. You guys need to be put in a mental hospital cuz that was a sick joke.

  277. holy mother of fuck, that was fuckin awesome. shit fuck cock balls tits, goddamn mutherfucker cocksucker sister eater-outer.
    shit.
    ass.
    ps:
    ashley’s a fuckin retard

  278. yeah … that wasn’t that funny

  279. No wonder the NASA edited it.What language to use when you are creating history.This is not funny.

  280. Sorry, but you ppl need to get a life and a better vocabulary. This is very disrespectful, especially to those involved. It was a triumph for our country and you made it look like crap!

  281. oh man you nastards. That should not be funny, but I’[m sitting here laughing like a fool.. It was great

  282. Fuckin’ BEWDIFUL !!!!

  283. BTW, Joe Aristides, Ashley, oye, and the rest of the idiots that didn’t think it was funny – YOU fuckers need to get a life and possibly laid – disrespectful to the country ??? FUCKOFF ! If you can’t laugh a joke, you have serious mental issues !

  284. Pretty effin funny!
    Alot of the comments are quite disturbing!
    All you idiots who wrote how stupid, rubbish, etc, and abused the guys for doing this.. relax, get laid, take more drugs, and get a life. If you don’t think this is funny, sod off, what the hell are you doing surfing these sites anyways…
    You have the rights to express your views.. but come on.. you obviously take life FAR TOO SERIOUSLY !!
    I thought it was pretty funny ma self…… i was having a shit day and this made me larf, so thanks :)

  285. oh well, i suppose its not true, because there had to be a delay for signal transfer. too bad. maybe i really would have believed it ;-) hehe

    it still was very funny

  286. I nearly wet myself watching this, it was hilarious, B it a spoof or not. I’ve never thought 2 ? the fact that there WAS a moon landing (even my L8 Dad, God bless him, was convinced, & he was a really smart guy & knew a thing or a thousand), but I never ever blvd that NA would naturally come out with portentous, philosophical stuff a la “One small step…etc”, & merely assumed he’d been told what 2 say, & probably thoroughly rehearsed 2 do so. I mean, I know these guys do all that serious hard training & all, but, 4 godsake, the sheer enormity of Bng the 1st (presumably!) human 2 step on the moon would cause even the most highly disciplined person 2 utter a few expletives & words of wonder, so this is more like it! I’m reminded of those ‘famous last words’ things like: “What the fuck was that?” from the mayor of Hiroshima, & so 4th. Keep up the good work anyway, & may England win the 2003 Rugby Union World Cup! Cheers everyone. J.

  287. heini evanz from the wonderful wales

    i luved it, i pissed my self. i sent it 2 every1 i know ( that is like, 3 peps, joke). they should show every1 one the clip, the world would b a better place, joke.

    this is so big headed, but that is just me, not the welsh in me rite, so dont u go slaggin us off bout it,RITE! i am lush, so i must b welsh. i am goin 2 rite a few wrongs ere.
    1. we do not shag sheep
    2. beer aint all we drink
    3. we are not wild country peps
    nd 4. we r better dan da welsh

    by da way, if any 1 wants 2 contact me, cos im kinda so cool my addy is animal625@hotmail.com

  288. brilliant! perfect!!!! that’s what you’d EXPECT someone to say who just landed on the moon, i would think. i know i’d swear like a truckdriver the first step i took on the moon. wouldn’t you?

  289. First of all I was believeing that the walking on the moon was a hoax after seeing a special on it about how impossible that would have been for that time, and how the shadows were cast and the reflextion of the camera crew and all; I was convinced. But if they did in fact land and walk on the moon I imagine that this “fucking” statement sounds much truer than all that “first step for mankind stuff”. Now I don’t know what to believe. But it was still cute.

  290. fuck anyone that have a fucking problem with this fucking video. This is called fucking free speech and fuck the history as we can do what the fuck we want to do with and i dont give a fucking sheet about what some fucking kids sees on the net so go fuck your self if you have a fucking problem with this fucking video

  291. regarding this comment “First of all I was believeing that the walking on the moon was a hoax after seeing a special on it about how impossible that would have been for that time, and how the shadows were cast and the reflextion of the camera crew and all; I was convinced. But if they did in fact land and walk on the moon I imagine that this “fucking” statement sounds much truer than all that “first step for mankind stuff”. Now I don’t know what to believe. But it was still cute.”

    Yes in fact they did land on the money and some logic, and astronomy can explain everything that fox said. I willl address the shadow. The shadow was cused by the camera light

  292. First: you mock history. It is OK if this is the true dialoge of that day.
    When one of the airliners pierced the Tower 9-11
    clearly on a tape is a New Yorker exclaiming
    “Holy SHit!” because it is almost unbelievable, not because it is funny…
    Maybe this is what they said, I cannot know for sure…
    do not ignore the terrible discipline and courage it would take for any of us to make such a journey… it is called having The Right Stuff…you lack it…most of us lack it…
    a telling truth for us coddled post WWII generation…
    The story I have read is that when Armstrong was a kid
    he heard neighbors arguing about sex… and Nora yelled at her husband “Oral sex, you’ll get oral sex when that newspaperboy walks on the moon!” Andthen when Armstrong really did walk on the moon he said,
    “Good luck, Mr. Nathan!”
    This is not original story, I remember reading it a few years ago, and although I don’; know if this is the truth,
    at least it bespeaks the hope of mankind eternal…

    me, I have volunteered to take the one way trip to view personally Saturns rings,Jjupiters moons, to ski the slopes of Pluto… but luckily…NASA has not asked me to.
    What would you do?

    The way you put stuff plays badly in these times.

  293. Awesome! It’s too bad some people can’t take a joke, as this is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in quite a while.

    Cheers.

  294. I knew there was more to it!!! I knew it!! I just knew it!

    I F*@&ing knew it!!

    ;-)

  295. Here are my thoughts …

    There is nothing wrong with creating art

    The art in this case is humor … damn fine humor at that

    To those who don’t like what they see … nobody is forcing you to look

    Take yourself to one of the other 100,000,000,000,000+ web pages … you wont be missed

    Better yet … bash your own head into the cement until you die

    Life can be boring or even scary at times … hats off to the folks who can still make us laugh

    I watched the Neil Armstrong clip about 4am this morning

    I was drinking a cup of steaming coffee at the time

    The clip was so funny; I spewed a mouthful of coffee out my nose

    It splashed over my shirt, half my keyboard and legs

    Keyboard trashed: yes

    Shirt stained: yes

    Legs burned: yes

    WORTH IT ALL? HELL YEAH!!!

    Blow my nose, top off my coffee and click that REFRESH button

    REFRESH – REFRESH – REFRESH – REFRESH – REFRESH – REFRESH … still funny!

  296. Sounds like something Peter from Family Guy would say. Wonderfull!!

  297. That was F’ing funny as all hell.

    but ya have to ask yourself did they say that when they first got there, or did they even get there… hmmmm

    LMAO

  298. That was F’ing funny as all hell.

    but ya have to ask yourself did they say that when they first got there, or did they even get there… hmmmm

    LMAO

  299. Dude! this is absolutely hillarius! I absolutely loved this fucking thing. If you find anything else pass it along,great job! sundncekid@msn.com

  300. Why would Armstrong swear on the moon? Certain individuals here would, but remember Armstrong et al were of “The Right Stuff”. It is possible to be amazed but retain dignity; if you deny this, then your knowledge of human nature is lacking.

  301. ITS ALL FUKIN BLURY!!!!!

  302. I cannot believe that some people here do not realise that this is a joke. A funny one at that.

    Good job! I laughed my ass off.

  303. That is the worst thang someone could ever do that was f-ing hillarious but keep it low because if nasa ever finds out what you guys or women did they are going to see you in court!! that was not f-ing funny i mean i came to you site to do some work and i got a joke played on me!! i think that i just got pun;k secretly!!! HAHA great job!
    from a f-ing unhappy costomer!!!

  304. hilarious. abso-fucking-lutely Hilarious. what more could be said though?

  305. This is the fucking stupid thing I ever see!!!!!

  306. LMFAO !!! that was one of the funniest fucking things i’ve seen ! great !!

  307. F*@#-ing Fantastic!

    I haven’t laughed so hard in AGES

    Thanks for brightening up my day.

  308. very droll – as I sat up all night to watch the TV broadcast in 1967 or 68 it was nice to see and hear an “unexpurgated version”

    Now we will have to hear Richard Nixon’s unexpurgated resignation speech and other such gems from history.

  309. This was pretty funny, perhaps this was another fucking evidence that the fucking Lunar landing was a fucking Hollywood production!

  310. Can you send me more stuff on neil armstrong thank you.

  311. Yup. We have already witnessed the apex (apogee?) of White Western Civilization. What you and I are now witnessing is the Decline & Fall. The destruction of all our institutions – educational, civil and moral. Our cities are being overun by the barbarian hordes… not to mention our halls of governance. Welcome to the brave new world of sodomite marriages and legalized dope. Goodbye Aristotle, hello Caligula.
    As witness, this clip, which, I gather, is SUPPOSED to be humorous, but is actually quite pathetic. Ha, ha.

  312. HahaHA, that was fucking halarious

  313. Ok, rather strange…

  314. unfuckin believable. holy shit in a chicken basket.
    that was the funniest thing i ever heard!

  315. So i’ve been looking at nite at the fucking MOON

  316. haha that was the funniest thing i hav ever heard in my life and im doing a report on him and i am soooooo putting that in!!!!! :)

  317. That was the biggest load of crap ever seen by man kind!

  318. Sooooooooo STUPID and DUMB. ‘Can’t belive we’re on the fucking moon’

  319. that was fucking good

  320. that was fucking good

  321. just fuck up `nd stop makin a big deal bout dis shit alrite ?? jesus christ..

  322. That is fucking hillarious. And while probably still false, it’s also likely quite a bit closer to what actually was said the moment he crossed the threshold.

  323. do not steal the picture you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  324. Very fucking funny.

  325. Next: what the Pilgrim fathers really said when they reached the F*cking New World.

    Mmm… I live spoofs too. Keep up the good work.

  326. I need a good fuck now! he he he heeee

  327. HUH…

    Funny, I thought the first words by Armstrong were “Well It’s not blue cheese!”

  328. Don tink it is funny u dumb fukkin a$$!!!

    Get a life!!!

  329. first of all, what do you know. That movie is so bad you cant see a thing. then i dont know who wrote that but that is a disappointment if you have this as a throught bring your opinion to nasa’s attention, not to the people on this website! there here for the truth!

  330. That was a very educational fucking moo walk

  331. You should follow the good advice: If you haven’t anything good to say, then say nothing at all.
    We’re here to make the world a better place, and lowering the level of decency doesn’t accomplish that.

  332. what the fucken hell? haha naww man i think u guys did that no dumb idiot would do that when he knew he was gonna be on air. Or did he? well it doesnt matter what he said because he was still on the moon.

  333. sorry guys, it was funny but not believable. It was history and not to be made fun of. You guys have nothing better to do so you make this fucking site. Shame on you muther fuckers for doing this shit.

  334. But the original words were written before the fact. He had to say what he said! (Which says a lot about Americans). Indeed omly Americans will think this film is funny.

  335. This must be the funniest fucking video i have ever seen about the fucking moon. LOL LOL LOL LOL Fuckin A

  336. LOL. It’s about as believeable as Sadam having weapons of mass destruction. The USA remains the best fiction writers in the world!

  337. barley you are nothing but a piece of poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you big fat liars. make your pictures a little bit bigger.

  338. Funny as shit. 9 out of 10.

  339. holy fucking shit that was fucking hillarious i knew that one small ste one big step was all bullshit but this oh yah this is what really happened it was fucking hilarious

  340. i thought it was hilarious and pretty exciting but i thought South Park had bad language but i guess i was wrong

  341. hello. this did not load. pity huh. oh yeah. THIS IS STOLEN. you bad bad people. we would report. alas we do not have the time. we are doing a project. farewell

  342. O_o”’

    I’ve never heard the word ‘fuck’ so many times in just a few minutes…oh well^^ funny nonetheless!

    Browny points for you!…but, I already ate the brownies^^;;; Buh bye!

  343. fuckity fuckity fuck

    fuck it all! wahlooooooooo

  344. USA lie to world. It happen now, it happen then. Nothing change.

  345. billy bob polystyrene

    you goddam fuck shit face fuck

  346. I fire pingpong ball to moon with my fanny but it not say fuck when it get there. What is world cooming to, can we not be polite and not say fuck all the time?

  347. father seamuus o'riley

    It’s a fucking disgrace to be sure, we were put on this earth, to be sure, to be polite and not so as to be putting fucks into our fellow man.
    p.s. i like choirboys

  348. I like fish

  349. I like plankton

  350. I like George Bush. He is on an intellectual par with me.

  351. Howdy plankton buddy. How’s about you and me shootin’ a few Buds sometime and tellin’ the world what is just and right for itself and then enforcing it with a goddam fuckin’ big bomb.

  352. ok I will say he probably said that but he still did not land on the real moon. ok so you might think I am wrong here is a fact. you can see the shadows of the rocks are going in different directions if they are on the moon there is only one sun and the suns light is going one direction so how come the shadows are different?

  353. it’s true. he nearly stepped on me, the fucker

  354. {{~*.k.r.i.s.t.i.n.e.*~}}

    hi!! thats cool but atleast blank out the sware words!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there are grade 6′s searching for space stuff cuz there science unit is space and they don’t need to hear that!!!!!!!!

  355. i’ve always wanted to know, what dose the H. stand for in Jesus H. Christ? Also even if this is not what was said. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN!!!!!

    What would you say if you were walking on the FUCKING MOON?

  356. Never mind fucking walking on the moon, did you see and hear the film of the launch when they had to blast off from the moon? I reckon he shit his pants.

  357. did anyone else stepped into the moon after neil did !!!!

  358. BULLSHIT! THAT WAS SSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOTALLY FAKE! GET A FUCKIN LIFE U WANKED U MUDA FUCKIN BASTARD! AND IF THAT WAS REAL WHICH IT FUCKIN ISNT A GAY LITTLE CUNT LIKE YOU WOULDNT HAVE IT AND IF YOU DID THEN EVERY1 WOULD NO ABOUT IT YOU FUCKED UP LITTLE SCABBY WANKIN TREE HUMPIN DICK ED MONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! O MY GOD U FREAK!

  359. Why do you trash something so amazing, I mean you make fun of something that has changed our word. You people are sick. I came on here looking for info for a project for school. I’m 12 years old and I don’t need to hear this shit. Why can’t you do something good. You people get real.

  360. this is great but a little too blury

  361. SO,SAY THEY DID LAND ON THE MOON(AYE RIGHT)SINCE ALL THE SPACETRAVEL FROM 1969 , WHY HAVEN,T NASA BEEN ABLE TO SEND ANYONE ELSE BACK ONTO THE THE SURFACE OF THE MOON ? MAKES YOU WONDER IF THE FILM ARMAGEDDON IS REAL!!!!!

  362. SO,SAY THEY DID LAND ON THE MOON(AYE RIGHT)SINCE ALL THE SPACETRAVEL FROM 1969 , WHY HAVEN,T NASA BEEN ABLE TO SEND ANYONE ELSE BACK ONTO THE THE SURFACE OF THE MOON ? MAKES YOU WONDER IF THE FILM ARMAGEDDON IS REAL!!!!!

  363. hey i dont think you really landed on the moon because i lloked at a picture and there was a c in the rock and in the dirt so that was where you had to put the rock and the shadows went all facing the same directon so why wont you guys just tell the truth and im only in the 4th grade im sart for my age

    thanks tell the truth

  364. you didnt land on the moon

  365. FUNNY, RUDE, CAN’T WRITE ANYMORE, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN’T SEE THE KEYBOARD!

  366. This was great! Onion.com always has an exemplary wit. And to those of you who were offended, shut the fuck up. Seriously. Go raise a barn or something, Ezekiel. At least it doesn’t tout the “Moon Landing is a Hoax” bullshit.

    Besides, how would YOU know what was said? Hell, I’m sure some four-letter-words could have been bellowed.

    It’s the fuckin’ MOON, for cryin’ out loud.

  367. If you guys spent as much time on useful endeavors you would be rich and stupid, Instead of just stupid.

  368. i think it is totally awsome that he knows how to walk!!!

    neil should be a farmer!!

    i love brooke by anthony

  369. funny but i think the moon landings r real

  370. This is totally fucking awesome.

  371. HAHA! Man that was fucking awsome! im spose to be doing a report about landing on the moon! wait till i tell my teacher! lets hope she gets pissed!

  372. By far this was the funniest audio ……. I laughed ’til I cried. I’m emailing all my friends so that they too can wet their pants.

  373. i want to know how big the family is of neil armstrong i think i am family prinsenplein 22 7941 kw meppel

  374. that was horrable im 11 and i was going to get info in armstrong !!!!!!!!to do my report in school! =-(

  375. What a load of shite.

  376. the “walking on the f*ck*ng moon” clip certainly made my monday at work a little easier.

    -Joe

  377. this is hystierical! i was in the middle of doing a school report and needed something to pick me up, and this was it! oh, yeah and to all those who think this is a shame, you should learn to lighten up a little!

  378. My son was asked to find out some important facts about Neil Armstrong for his homework. We then came to this website, and were excited about hearing exactly what was said. To my 10 yr. old sons disappointment, this came up for him to hear. I am so fed up with this country thinking that they should know everything that happens. There are some things that should be left alone. We take so much for granted in this country. What is wrong with having heros and wanting to believe in something. That is why our children are turning out to be so confused and radical these days. If you are going to put this stuff on the internet you should have a rating on it. We went in innocently to hear a historical event and you made a mockary of it. I think that people who do these things should be punished.

  379. i like it, but the f- word!

  380. What the fuck is Neil Armstrong blabbering about. Who can tell? Is there a transcript avanilable? Hans

  381. Obvious fake soundtrack. Complete bullshit
    Ant

  382. I suppose people have a right to curse thenselves to hell by using the F-word if they want to. It’s a free country. But it’s not funny. It’s a sexual metaphor. Sex is not a toy. It’s dangerous. People die over it. Language is not a toy. It’s a tool. It hurts people. Further, I find it strange that people would be offended by conservatives. We’re not the ones doing anything wrong. 99 out of a hundred of these posts use the F-word and approve of it. Why the outcry when someone raises a bit of a protest? Aren’t we allowed to be offended by what we like? If you don’t know that, to some of us, language is no laughing matter, you are ignorant. If you do know, and are purposefully trying to hurt us, well I guess the term for that would be cruelty. Or maybe sadism. Depends on the context.

    It’s possible, I suppose, that some of you have a chemical dependancy on extreme comedy. In which case I could be causing you pain by removing some of that element. However, I am probably doing humanity more good than harm, as the chaotic effects of high-energy humor are generally counter-productive. I actually like laughing, but I try to be careful what I laugh at. I probably have get just as much pleasure out of life as anyone else. I just avoid certain kinds of situations so I don’t have to laugh at them. Younger kids don’t have that kind of discretion, so I think we’d all appreciate it if the admin of this site would take it down and remove these rude comments. For those with chemical dependancies on the effects of dirty humor, please try to get a life, quit playing with fire, find pleasure in something constructive instead.

  383. WE DIDN’T LAND ON THE MOON!

  384. i dont think this is funny and u ppl should pay some respect to the event.

  385. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    (wipes tears from eyes)
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    nice one.

    Funnier than I remember it when I was a kid!

    And they DID land on the moon.

    Steve.

  386. Not what I was hoping for my son to view as he is doing a report on Neil Armstrong for 3rd grade!!! I was trying to give him some time to do his own research and learn how to use the internet effectively. I agree with Jamie Fuller, there should be some sort of rating so innocent children don’t get hurt but the adults may look if they wish. As for the Me person who said people need to lighten up, maybe when they are a parent and only have their childs best interest in mind, they’ll see this and think differently.

  387. Top Drawer.
    Best short for a long while

  388. tha t was blurry i couldm t see it

  389. I’ve played 3 times already and absofuckinglutely love it!!! Hilarious, and really well done….great job!!

  390. people, this is satire. i’m certain that your children hear far worse from the other kids in school, so try not to overreact to some basic parody using blue english. i laughed till i nearly cried, and i’m sure that my parents would have taken it for face value and laughed with me. you can either shelter a kid to death and protect them from simple words, or let them develop their own sense of linguistic morality. additionally, i’d worry more about your child’s spelling than what they are listening to on a 30 second flash site.

  391. my 8 tear old son was working on his biography for his third grade class and looking for things on the internet. he called me upstairs to show me this video. we laughed out loud together for a few minutes. i told him that although it is vulgar it is still pretty funny. he learned that vulgarity at appropriate times can be funny. lighten up buddy.

  392. At last, a Neil Armstrong “thing” I can be proud to pass on to others…..

  393. The world is really going to be destroyed because of people like you who left these diesgusting comments . How do you crazy people know that what you read on this crrazy web site is real? What FOOLs You are to believe a crazzy web site that corrupts the peace that our Forefathers fought hard to protect. ! Wake up! Use you heads to help the world not corrupt it for future generations!

  394. Sarah & Alexis ages: 12

    WHAT THE HELL is the big deal? Ok so if It was acting, big fucking, deal! WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MOTHER FUCKING GAY? Serioulsly, I mean it was hilarous, in my opinion. What do you guys think about it? WELL to quote the WWE Wrestler the Rock, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  395. You shitting me dude
    This is false. Can’t be true

  396. Regardless if it’s real or not, IT’S PRETTY FUCKIN’ FUNNY! Just relax, get over it, and enjoy life!

  397. dragon scaly dragon, marten,rabbit, fox, tiger, leopard, unicorn, ox, bat, rat, swallow, pig, porcupine, wolf, dog, pheasant, cock, crow, monkey, ape, wilddog, sheep, buck, horse, deer, snake, worm

    peter pan was the only one to have a better time

    arthur

  398. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. First of all, I have tape recording of the LIVE broadcase (no editing possible) and nothing like this was said. Second, its amazing to me that people find this funny. Third, this is a misrepresentation of a historical event, so how is it funny? Fourth, how are the cuss words used making this funny? Are the words themselves funny? They knew they were on live television, one of the most watched live broadcasts of that date. I guess some may find their own vocabulary more useful if our hstorical events included their descriptive verbs. This is truly very sad.

  399. I think you guys are fuckin bullshitting me.

  400. i view the tape twice just to make sure i heard what i thought i heard. then, reading at some of the comments, i realised that it could have been joke. MUST have been a joke. armstrong knew it was a historical moment. the whole world waited eagerly to watch THE first step. there was no way he could have said those words.

    i also dont find it funny at all. what a waste of time!!

  401. hahahahaha im researching a paper and i find this.. how great is that.. hahahahahaha.. who cares if it was fake, do you really care? its just comedy, not something meant to be analysed like you FUCKERS are now

  402. if possible could you send me a copy of this at the above email acount, I can’t pull this up at work!

  403. Anyone who thinks this is not a joke, is either really, really stoned, or is a breying moron. Anyone who thinks this is not funny, has no sense of humour, and i pitty them deeply. Anyone who feels the need to argue about whether this is funny or is a mockery of an historical event is wasting their time, which reminds me: what the hell am i doing here? Fuck sakes, what have i become???

    Can everybody see that this discussion has been going on for like 8 months??? Stop fucking talking about it!! It’s fucking hilarious, end of story.

  404. YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING?????? That’s not even Neil Armstrong’s voice!!!!! So thoughtful of you guys to post this butchered hack job of mankind’s greatest event. ONLY IDIOTS WOULD BELIEVE THE EVENT WAS A STAGED HOAX….AND OF COURSE, BIGGER IDIOTS WOULD PROMOTE IT A SUCH!!!!!!

  405. Ok, i’ve been sucked into this discussion. Marc, while i think you’re sort of on the right track, i think you (and a bunch of other guys on this discussion) have missed the point.

    This video was meant as SATIRE. The video did not suggest at all that the trip to the moon was a staged hoax. So, the makers of the video are not promoting the idea that the moon mission was a hoax. Of course it’s not Armstrong’s voice, i think we’ve determined alredy that only the breying morons and the stoners believe that.

    Additionally, i will say that in my opinion, travelling to the moon was extremely impressive, but i wouldn’t call it ‘man’s greatest event’ – calling it that makes it look more like a hoax than any satirical video – ever heard of propaganda? It’s that same over-zealous promotion that religious types spew out to gain control over people. When it’s really obvious like you YELLING ABOUT HOW THE MOON MISSION WAS NOT A HOAX, it then discredits you, because you’re pushing your idea to strongly without making any sense or having anything to back your argument up.

    No one can doubt the mission to the moon happened – it did – all evidence against it is wrong from what i’ve seen. I’ll say it again: THE VIDEO IS JUST FUNNY, THAT IS ALL. There’s nothing more you can take out of it.

    The only thing you can take out of this discussion, is that people sometimes get paranoid ideas in their head, and they still people up and cause people like me to attempt to resolve it – like that will ever happen. What saddens me even more, is that i’ve probably written too much here, and this won’t even be read, so fuck it.

    Ok, now that i’m sucked in, who else wants to voice an opinion? I really want to see just one person who understands what i’m trying to say, and maybe has something intelligent and constructive to add.

  406. Just thought i’d add a comment about the ‘shadows going different ways’ comment.

    Yes, there is only 1 light source on the moon (unless you had a light with you, but let’s forget that for now). If every object that was near you on the moon stood straight up, and had nothing protruding from it, then the shadows would definately all point in teh same direction. But there was a spacecraft and some other foreign objects that the astronauts brought with them, right? And lots of those objects had various shapes to them, so the shadows that those shapes make will not necessarily all go in the same direction.

    Here’s an example: Go out on a sunny day, and hold your arms out at your sides, maybe even hold onto an umbrella at a arbitrary angle to your arms. Face away from the sun, and look at the shadow it produces. What do you see? You see your body, going off away from you (1 direction), your arms make a shadow that points off at some angle from your body (2+ directions), and you see the shadow of the umbrella pointing off in yet another direction.

    My point here is, the direction of hte shadows is not determined entirely by the location of the light source – the shape of hte objects will produce shadows that ‘point’ in any number of directions. Granted, the shadows should all be on the opposite side of the light source with respect to the object, but when you’re looking at a shadow from a large and complicated shape like a spacecraft, it could create the illusion that there are multiple light sources.

    Man, i can’t believe i’m writing this shit. I apologize. But i’ve got some time to kill after work, so what the hell. I want to see if i can make a difference for some of the people saying stupid shit on this message board.

  407. Agreed Fraser, Woo.

    You see, it’s not the video that gets people so agitated – it’s the people who get people agitated – it’s the same exact reason for all the conflict in the world.

    But that’s what makes this discussion so interesting, isn’t it? I know that’s why i’m still here – not to mention that i enjoy watching that video every couple hours.

    Good site there on anti-conspiracy – i hope others check it out if they have any doubts. You can’t argue with that science – but you’re right, it won’t stop the loonies and the morons – you just can’t win.

    Alright, who else? Since this discussion board doesn’t seem to be ending any time in the forseeable future, let’s continue. I promise i’ll get bored and leave within a week or two.

  408. I was on the moon in 69 on vacation and I never saw no Armstrong feller anywhere. And if I had caught him cussing, i’d have kicked his goddam mutherfuckin’ arse back home!

  409. HAHahahahaaha holy mother of fuck that was the funniest thing Ive found on the internet in a looong time. And to the people who think it’s degrading a poigniant historical event, really, lighten up. That was outrageously funny.

    And to all the sane people who KNOW our trip to the moon wasnt fake, there are people out there that think dinosaurs were made up by scientists to disprove religion. A certain % of our population is always going to throw darts at what might poke holes in their already existing thoughts.

    Seriously, might be a one hit wonder, but that was really great. You fokes made me and my friends laugh uproariously.

  410. Fucking hilarious. Even more hilarious is that some people on this post think the audio is the real recording! And holy shit, even MORE fucking hiliarious that there are that many meatheads out there who think the moon landing was a hoax. Shit, they probably believe the Earth is flat too!

  411. Ah, see that’s refreshing to see. I think we’ve managed to clean this message board up a fair bit. I can even live with billly bob’s comments, which were probably made for satirical purposes too.

    I say just close the thing now – end it on a good note. Unless you’re making money by selling our email addresses, then by all means continue.

  412. i believe armstrong landing on the moon is the biggest lie in the universe . it is said that there is vaccum on the moon if it is how can the american flag put by arm strong fly and move in the air. and another is if the foot prints of armstrong can be seen on moon this shows that the mud there is very soft then that is the case when the rocket was landed on the moon because of its heavy weight there must have been a very big hole formed there but it havent happened.so which americans couldnt make they make it . it was a clearly planned plan. it was not moon but it was american secret air base c-50 where this great fooing drama had taken place.

  413. Ah, Ben, now don’t get yourself too agitated over Cranium there (Harish.) I’m sure he can’t help himself. Genius probably also believes the Holocaust was some “fooing drama” as well…

  414. You’re absolutely right, Meatwhistle. The best thing i can do here, is accept the ‘background noise’ of insanity that is represented by folks like Harish. Take it at face value, and set an example by not letting it piss me off. People believe different things; that will never change. Why should we let it make us dislike each other?

    I don’t mean to sound like a tree-hugging hippie Lennon-type here, but I’m going to ‘give peace a chance’. I realize that i’ve made absolutely way too much of this message board, but i think it’s a relevant topic considering the conflict going on in the middle east. When people let other people’s ideas/beliefs agitate them, it can create conflict, which can ultimately lead to people blowing each other up (i.e. Ireland,Kosavo,Iraq,Isreal,Germany,Korea, etc.).

    Granted, their seems to have been certain unfair decisions made in the middle east in the past 50 or so years, and certain people’s basic rights may have been violated at one time or another. So this message board isn’t exactly like the war going on. But those atrocities are likely the result of previous belief-related negativity like the kind we’ve seen on this board.

    So i’m going to close my ranting on this board by saying: believe whatever you want, but don’t get pissed off or do anything drastic (i.e. bomb anyone) if you don’t agree with me – it’s ok to debate, but control must be maintained; sight of what’s really important must not be lost. Live, let live.

    If something unfair has been done as a result of that conflict/hatred, we need to accept the fact that ‘fairness’ is a mad-made idea, and it goes against human nature (which is selfish). So focus on what’s good in your world (like the hilarity of the fucking moon video, or whatever does it for you) and move on.

    I know that won’t solve any problems in the middle east, but something to think about in the future? Message boards like this one, and the internet in general are very powerful tools. They can be useful if we use them to learn how to get along on a global scale, yes?

    Alright, i’m satisfied. Apologies for my ranting. Take care.

  415. Its hard to believe so many stupid people could visit the same site…get a life folks

  416. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS? IS SEE HOW IT MIGHT BE FUNNY, BUT WHAT IN THE HECK IS TH POINT?

  417. That was some god damn funny shit you got there! “to walk… fucking walk on the moon.”

  418. Damn that shit was hilarious. I mean fuck them bastards up dog that was some heavy shit you laid down right on this fuckin’ site.

  419. Fuck that shit was funny. I don’t care what dem bitches say bout it bein bad its great shit right there. ” holy shit transquiliy holy mother of fuck.”

  420. that is ok but you need to lay off the word fuck ok than it will be alright ok

  421. Whats up with the fucking ending? There is still fucking tape playing but no fucking sound! It was fucking hilarious but i hate the fucking ending. And you bitch amber they only say fuck 10 fucking times in the fucking movie. i said fuck more in this fucking letter so fuck you bitch. And to all the mother fuckers out there i hope you love the fucking fucked up movie.

  422. that is the gayest shit ever and the biggest bullshit lie ive ever heard, this website is fukkin gay suck my dick faggots

  423. Intelligent person

    The authors of this total rubbish have demonstated their lack of intelligence and knowlege of manned space exploration. Out of the 12 Astronauts that walked on the moon, 11 of them were extremely talented Test Pilots or fast jet Pilots. Most of them had seen combat. Neil Armstrong flew 76 combat missions in Korea where he was nearly killed twice. He then went on to to test fly the X15. All of the Astronauts had Engineering and Science degrees, Some had 3 degrees. Nearly all of the idiot’s commenting have no idea of just how difficult it is to get to the Moon.
    The people commenting are Thick, stupid and have nothing going on inside their tiny minds. They need to get a life.
    A thousand years from now Historians will look back at the 20th Century and the 6 Moon landings will be the only great achievement remembered.

  424. I like rice!

  425. This waz so stupid. Neil Armstrong is in Ohio mad at all of the stupid no life people that put this stupid thang together. The people who made this should be shamed at their self for makin this. Im doing a school report on Neil Armstrong and I thought I could come to this site for help, I gusse I waz wrong just like this clip!!!

  426. This waz so stupid. Neil Armstrong is in Ohio mad at all of the stupid no life people that put this stupid thang together. The people who made this should be shamed at their self for makin this. Im doing a school report on Neil Armstrong and I thought I could come to this site for help, I gusse I waz wrong just like this clip!!!

  427. This clip is hillarious. I kneew that ‘one step for man’ was way to cheezy. LOL

  428. Danny fukin Eadsforth

    unfuking believa fukin bul fukin funny as fuk that fukin neil fukin arm fukin strong wat a fukin great fuka

  429. Will the truth ever be proven and revealed about Neil Armstrong?

    How ever i belive that it COULD be true that it didnt happen because the shadows were wrong and so was the wind :S but i will not fully belive it is fake untill i see REAL results that are proving t is all fake…

  430. this was the fucken bets thing i have ever seen on the internet i would be seyen that shit too if i were him not that whole one little step big step thing

  431. I liked it but there was to much cursing my teacher couldn’t let us watch it because of all the cursing please don’t do that unless there is no curse words.

  432. thats fucking funny

  433. That was fucking funny!

  434. Exactly what i would say Fuck

  435. God damn that was a laugh.

    Why does anyone really care if he landed or not? It doesn’t influence your way of life in the slightest.
    So shut up, and watch the video. If not, bugger off.

  436. hey majota (see one comment above)
    of course it fucking matters. This does effect our lives!
    The us government can make the public believe anything through the media. Most of the population of the US has there lids pulled over their eyes. They believe what all the leading sources of media tell them and those sources of media are owned and controlled by the same people. Our lives are dictated by the rich through their arms of contol, ie. government, media, pharmaceuticals, oil, and manufactured consumables like fast food and pseudo fashion. BUGGER!

  437. THat was the funniest fuckin thing in the world!

  438. What a Crock of S–t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am old enough to have relatives who worked on that Historic landing, and this whole thing itself is a fabrication. And realistically, what does it matter??????? There are far more important things to be pissed at our gov’t about. And if it were true(which it’s not) isn’t NASA getting it’s due in how low it has fallen??????

  439. It is all fake!!! Fuck you all instead it was funny.

  440. I liked this better the first time I saw it on Conan O’brien about 3 years ago.

  441. You peoples should stop talking rude language and instead watch me fire pingpong ball out of my fanny

  442. HaHaHaHaHa

  443. GOOGOOGALOOGALOOGA

    YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU SUCK! AND YOU MAKE STUPID HOME VIDEOS THAT ONLY CHILDISH PEOPLE WOULD MAKE! I THINK YOU DESERVE TO GO TO JAIL!

  444. I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU GUYS WOULD PUT THAT ON THE COMPUTER….. sickoes!!!!!! i know you like the word fuck….. but hell….. give the devil a break!!!!! lmao katrina and vanessa!!!

  445. You Americns should realise your entire lives are based on nothing but lies and corruption.

  446. This is the best thing on the hole dam fucking internet.
    I show it to my techer and even she laughed.
    But my director didn’t!!!
    It is so dam fucking gooooooooog

  447. fuckity fuck fuck fuck

    it’s lucky you Americans can laugh at yourselves, because the whole world is laughing at you.

  448. nunya damn business

    you guys are faggits

  449. That was so fake. Astronauts wont just be saying fuck every 2 seconds, they are mature.

  450. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! That’s GREAT! :D

  451. Great goodness! I almost peed my underpants here, due to severe loud laughing. Congrats! — c.a.t. (from Copacabana, Rio, BRAZIL)

  452. omg so fucking funny

  453. Ha Ha.. that is great… my little sister was sitting byside me and is on the floor rolling!!!

  454. very!! swaery alot of flucks!!!!

  455. QUIERO VER EL VIDEO REAL, O UDS. NO?? POOR AMERICANS ..YOU’RE VERY FUNNY AMERICANS…THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE, AND…..WHERE’S THE FUCKING MOON?

  456. I think that it`s bullshit… Of course he was on the moon. I believe in him!! And so should you do! Don`t take this away from him…

  457. The out-fucking-standing historical archive find of the century.

  458. The out-fucking-standing historical archive find of the century.

  459. HAR harhar haa ohh hee hee heeHar ohh
    god damn hilarious!

  460. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK…….. I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

  461. your web page sucks you ass holes

  462. The moon does not exist anyway, you fucking yanks are just faking it with a big laser beam.

  463. Markiss is that the type of language they taught you at Quenevais.

  464. Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket that is the mother-fucking funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

    You my friend, are king. Until the new badger song come s out!

  465. Moon Hoax , Hollywood creation, wake up people !

  466. You can really see how far the US has fallen in the past 35 years by just looking at this. That generation was getting it’s kicks by doing incredible things, this one gets off by making fun of things it can’t even dream of doing.

  467. well Neil didn’t win the fucking contest, the movie Scareface with Al Pacino the master sad 218 times fuck

  468. Stop bitching and enjoy the audio you fucking anglo pricks

  469. holy fuck that was fucking good man i never new such fucking good stuff was on the intrenet

  470. It’s me again , but after I had some time to read the ludicrous replys that you have received.I am currenntly on active duty with an antiterrorist task force protecting
    military bases in Germany and I am a former military communications systems specialist and I can only say that when under stress durring communications we react professionally but the words in this clip are similar to those used off the air by all communications specialists who are overcome by elation.
    Yes !! There are professionals who can apprectiate this stress relieving insight to the reality of stressful military communications. People dieing, but you have to maintain commo discipline. This was a breath of fresh air. Laughter among tragedy and triumph.
    I am an American. Si gnal Corp.

  471. True facts from the moon landings: The first thing Neil Armstrong did when he took his giant step for mankind was to stand on – and break – the piss bottle in his spacesuit.

    So, imagine if you will, the greatest achievement in world history taking place Armstrong tramping around the moon with a bootful of cold urine.

    100% of FACT!

  472. I dont believe that is real…For all I know you could’ve recorded that in your backyard one night and put it up on the internet! Sometimes people are that way…sorry. ^_^

    Oh yeah also, they say “fuck” way too much, so I dont belive they would put that on broadcast in the 60′s. I’m not sure, but I dont think cursing was aloud on t.v. then…

  473. This is sooooo stupid! Is this all you “experts” can do? Make Neil Armstrong and his crew say F*#$?! This is so lame and cheesy

  474. I dont think Neil Armstrog did land on the moon cause if u where in space u would at least see stars or planets. also the flag is moving and there cant be air in space cause there anit no gravertiy. Also there are shadows all over the place and if u r on the moon there would olny be going in one direction unless there is another light force which i dont think there will be cause they did not metion it. Also if u rewind it it just looks like a man running on a desert. And thats what i think By Vanessa Tarrier

  475. That was hilarious. We are 11 year old kids.

  476. LOL Awesome video. 5 Stars!! Jesus H. Christ, they landed on the fucking moon. I cannot…..fucking….believe it….Living…fuck,

  477. i think that there is colour on the moon therfore this video is false! fuck
    ps evryone else swore so why shouldnt i! fuck
    i think that they shoulve made a bigger deal about me being born too
    that’s all

  478. i think that there is colour on the moon therfore this video is false! fuck
    ps evryone else swore so why shouldnt i! fuck
    i think that they shoulve made a bigger deal about me being born too
    that’s all

  479. so fucking true

  480. Just Fab.
    :)

  481. Yeah, Right!

  482. you all are a bunch of friggin losers who have nothing better to do than poke fun a something you all wish you could have been a part of and regret not having watched it live

  483. Tightest shit i’ve ever heard in my life! That sounds more like the real reaction to me!

  484. hey
    first of all the people that reply to this stuff in a harsh way are taking this website way, way too seriously. I f you think that swears are offensive, than you probably shouldn’t have come here in the first place. Personally I think that that was funny, and any of you that think otherwise have the right to your own opinion but don’t go spit on others because of it. OK? thats all. and, also just because people think something’s funnty it doesn’t make them stupid. I know many people who have a sense of humor and are very smart. Later!

  485. this is crap

    you made this yourselves

  486. I can not fucking belive it! It’s the most fucking hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.. Repeating it: I can not fucking belive it!

  487. this is one fucking long list

  488. When my team get stressed with the day to day strains of supporting a worldwide infrastrcture. We play this and the world is allllll right by us :)

    Stressed??? Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket, no not us :)

  489. We are doing a school project about whether the moon landings were a hoax. Wow is that what armstrong really said when he landed on the moon? I think it is disgusting that you will use such foul language on a respectable website. Yours sincerely,
    Mrs success and business xxxxx

  490. Man it takes to long to load but that’s damn funny any way and make those NERDS shut thier big mouth in this comment area such stupid adults ”’sigh”

  491. this can’t be true! holy shit! there’s no way they said that!

  492. No fucking way! How the fuck did they get to the moon? When the fuck did we do this? Fuck Me!

    That’s fucking great!

  493. keep generating imagination, as long as the mind stays busy and the reverbiating pulse of technology pulses throught the feet and hands of man the core of our being maintains life as a unversal existance, precieved distortion is amere enjoyment of multi abstract realilitys to create a solarium of tranquility, so whether we went to moon or not the fact remains it intriguded us and creates a base for the next chapter of existance in the vortexing energy of time we all motion through. if we all represent a keeper of record then we as abeing are designed to manifest the projection of destiny, any comments feel free to contact me, james ritchey@hotmail.com

  494. its not that funny

  495. Abso-Fucking-lutely Fucking Hilarious!!! I Listen to this every now and then just to Laugh my Ass Off!!! I Fucking Love it!!! THANKS!!!

  496. They actually did edit it for broadcasting. But instead of all that crap, Armstrong actually said something along the lines of “Sir Isaac Newton would be proud.”

    And as far as the idea that the whole moon landing was staged, that’s a bunch of bullshit. We have been to the moon and that TV show that tried to prove otherwise was a product of ill-researched arrogance.

  497. What a cheap nasty and badly produced fake! Didn’t even get near Armstrongs voice. I am disgusted that there are such morons about that would step so low to get a cheap laugh at the expence of some very brave men!

  498. How in the fuck did you do that?

    Whoever’s voice that is sounds just like Neil Armstrong ‘sand the guy at mMission Control’s voices.

    You even got that cheesy silly 60′s accent down.

    This is a joke right?

  499. I cant believe we fucking landed on the fucking moon.
    Holy fuck man! its fucking shitless unbelieveble.
    its fucking great. I fucking love this… hole shit men… hehehehehe
    i love this vid soren. its fucking great.

  500. this is truly a piece of shit

  501. Riiiiiiggggghhhhhhtttt!

    Sure, I believe it………….

    Right.

  502. just LOL

  503. FUCK ALL YOU OTHER COUNTRIES THAT SUCK ASS, BABY! AMERICA FUCKING RULES AND YOU BETTER ALL SUCK OUR DICK OUR WE WILL NUKE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH LIKE GANNYSTAN AND IRAQ! WHOOOOOOOO!

  504. Holy Shit. This is fucking great.

  505. FUCKING klass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  506. Fucking awesome. Absolutely fucking awesome.

  507. I thought it went “Houston … Thats One Giant step for man, and one Giant step for man kind. now get me off this Fuckin rock My chip shot sucks up her, cant seem to get her to lay down!!”

  508. Man, that was so damn funny, i was craking up when i heard Mr.Armstrong swearing, man it’s funny in a way but it’s still a big fat motherfucking white lie assholes….
    Land on the moon, maybe in about a century, ‘ i can’t fucking believe this, i’m on the moon. oh but i didn’t get a boner, oooops forgot the viagra in the studio!!!

  509. Hahah! Hillarious. Btw who fucking posted all that “we didn’t land on the moon” crap!! Another moron who didn’t take high school physics I assume.

    PS This site is really dumb, it claims my email address is “questionable content!” When I take it out it says an email address is required!! Oh really? Sheesh.

  510. Compress the vocal, reduce the bass, add a beep once in a while and say ‘fuck’ a lot. For real comedy, how about a follow-up video of Mother Theresa saying how much she wants a woody and not just a hand-carved dildo this time?

  511. Priceless! In reading the comments above, I cannot believe how many people lack a sense of humor.

  512. Joan Coffey-Dietrich

    Is ANYBODY really surprised? And if they are– so what?

  513. Puts a helluva crimp in the conspiracy theories huh?

  514. I don’t know how true this is because people can do miraculous things with the internet these days, but I laughed out loud. Thanks for making my day. It’s nice to think that everyone is capable of such awe.

  515. Beautiful. Just fucking beautiful.

  516. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick..(now visualize–holes in hands …feet….never fudging mind)….we are on the fudging moon…wholly shirt batman……no ones ever going to believe this….andother fudging conspiracy for some little fudgewad that hasnt even been fudging born yet to write a fudging book about

    —-hope u got the fudging transport plane with the fudging capsule ready for us to fudging plunge down to fudging earth into the fudging ocean with,,,,so we can fool billions of fudging people…and make sure to fudging telecast it live….so some foolish conspiracy thoerists can say we never went to this fudging place……..

    Houston we have a fudging problem…there are no intelligent signs of life on earth….we think we will stay here on the fudging moon. oh yeah back to the script—thats one small fudging step for (a) man…one fudging giant leap for fudging mankind….

    now get me the fudge off this fudging rock…heck…jersey even looks good compared to this fudging place…..well almost……….

  517. Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick..(now visualize–holes in hands …feet….never fudging mind)….we are on the fudging moon…wholly shirt batman……no ones ever going to believe this….andother fudging conspiracy for some little fudgewad that hasnt even been fudging born yet to write a fudging book about

    —-hope u got the fudging transport plane with the fudging capsule ready for us to fudging plunge down to fudging earth into the fudging ocean with,,,,so we can fool billions of fudging people…and make sure to fudging telecast it live….so some foolish conspiracy thoerists can say we never went to this fudging place……..

    Houston we have a fudging problem…there are no intelligent signs of life on earth….we think we will stay here on the fudging moon. oh yeah back to the script—thats one small fudging step for (a) man…one fudging giant leap for fudging mankind….

    now get me the fudge off this fudging rock…heck…jersey even looks good compared to this fudging place…..well almost……….

  518. ROTFLMFAO.

  519. If you are one of the people who didn’t find this video FUNNY AS FUCK then please go do the human race a favor, buy a shotgun and blow your brains out.

    (just in case you start breeding and contaminate the fucking planet with your stupid turd minded attitudes).

    It’s bad enough that morons with no sense of humor have to breath our air in the first place. The only consumption of oxygen that you should be allowed should be your body in a crematorium.

    FUCKING hysterical video guys (keep it up for as long as possible please) :)

  520. That was fairly worthless, and obviously required littlle to no original thought or effort on your parts.

    Howevert quite a few dimwits and brain-dead fraternity-type drunks seem to find it amusing, so undoubtedly your laziness and stupidity will not interfere with your future careers, pitiable though they might be. It’s happened before.

  521. This is right up ther with Clinton’s “I did mot have sex with that woman”!!

  522. He, he, nice one!
    Abso-fucking-lutely fabulos!

  523. holey shit aaaah….thats a beautiful thing its fucking awesome i love it make some more

  524. My friend gave me that link. I heard the sound. But it sounds sooooo fluent and understandable, soooo I cannot beleive its real.

  525. no way can that be real. it is un-fucking-believable!! holy shit the fucking moon

  526. At first, I thought it was a hoax.
    Cracks me up to no end.
    It’s real it is no jokes.
    I send it to all of my friend.

    Thank you,
    Ralph Creamer

  527. This is so funny. Every time I watch it, I laugh hysterically out loud because I know guys that have gone on to be astronauts and this is definitely what they would say. Hell, it’s what I would say. Encore!

  528. Lame and worn out. About as funny as a fart joke.

  529. Sarah & Alexis ages: 12

    WHAT THE HELL is the big deal? Ok so if It was acting, big fucking, deal! WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MOTHER FUCKING GAY? Serioulsly, I mean it was hilarous, in my opinion. What do you guys think about it? WELL to quote the WWE Wrestler the Rock, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  530. Abso-fucking-lutely un fucking believeably fucking funny~!

    Great fucking work!

  531. I was there!He really did say that…1969 was a great year! Thanks for saving my life, now my daughter will believe me ,love lulu

  532. I am an alien and you are shite

  533. I am not really a spacey person, I was only on here to study 4 school but I loved it!!!
    If i was on the moon I would be using the same language, mabye even more, so good on ya!!
    Unlike Anonymous,22nd August Fri, I loved it!

  534. You are all fakes.

  535. explantion to the aliens

    Many millions of people, it seems, have had encounters with alien beings. Many of those people do not realize that they are having these experiences because of suppressed memories. Their awareness is limited to an occasional paranormal incident that seems to confuse them more than anything else. Some people are not ready to know for sure, others feel a deep need to know if they are involved with the beings. If you are in the later group, read on.

    This is a list of 52 common indicators shared by most UFO abductees. It is based on known research on the subject and on personal findings. It has been compiled to help you determine if you are an abductee. Of course there may be other explanations for these occurrences and this is in no way an absolute means of knowing if you are an abductee. If you or someone you know does fit many of these traits listed here, PLEASE seek the help of a qualified researcher of therapist. This list is not in any particular order.

    Ask yourself if you . . .

    1.Have had missing or lost time of any length, especially one hour or more.

    2.Have been paralyzed in bed with a being in your room.

    3.Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them. especially if you have an emotional reaction to them. (i.e. small scoop indentation, straight line scar, scars in roof of mouth. in nose, behind or in ears, or genitals, etc.

    4.Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations

    5.Have a memory of flying through the air which could not be a dream.

    6.Have a “marker memory” that will not go away (i.e.: alien face, examination, needle, table, strange baby, etc.)

    7.Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.

    8.Have had dreams of UFOs, beams of light, or alien beings.

    9.Have had a UFO sighting or sightings in your life.

    10.Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.

    11.Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, without knowing where this compulsion came from.

    12.Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.

    13.For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not)

    14.Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don’t remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. upside down in bed, or in your car)

    15.Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.

    16.Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.

    17.Have strong reaction to cover of Communion or pictures of aliens. Either an aversion to or being drawn to.

    18.Have inexplicably strong fears or phobias. (i.e. heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, your personal security or being alone).

    19.Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.

    20.Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.

    21.Have awoken with marks, burns or bruises which appeared during the night with no explanation on how you could have possibly received them.

    22.Have had someone in your life who claims to have witnessed a ship or alien near you or has witnessed you having been missing.

    23.Have had, at any time, blood or an unusual stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.

    24.Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot, or an extreme aversion towards the subject.

    25.Have been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area.

    26.Have the feeling of being watched much of the time, especially at night.

    27.Have had dreams of passing through a closed window or solid wall.

    28.Have seen a strange fog or haze that should not be there.

    29.Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.

    30.Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed.

    31.Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.

    32.Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.

    33.Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.

    34.Have had electronics around you go haywire or oddly malfunction with no explanation (such as street lights going out as you walk under them, TV’s and radios affected as you move close, etc.).

    35.Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.

    36.Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.

    37.Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.

    38.Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.

    39.Have had dreams of doctors or medical procedures.

    40.Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.

    41.Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.

    42.Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.

    43.Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.

    44.Have channeled telepathic messages from extraterrestrials.

    45.Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.

    46.Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as a mysterious “feeling” that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with “something” important you must do).

    47.Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.

    48.Have a difficult time trusting other people. especially authority figures.

    49.Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.

    50.Have the feeling that you are not supposed to talk about these things, or that you should not talk about them.

    51.Have tried to resolve these types of problems with little or no success.

    52.Have many of these traits but can’t remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.

  536. welll if thath truth you are saying i i have been abduted!!!i dreamed about me i was in bed
    sleping than somethind was on my window i saw a head wit big black eys (like a black egg)red skin and it was very tall (i think so i live on a building in a apartmant , my window is like a …. 5 meters from the ground so it must 2 meters or some thing like thath.)
    ho im so sared…………!!!!!!!!!!!!

  537. Wow that was actually the truth and if that gets out nasa will be in deep shit for sure!!! Good Stuff!

  538. Omg!!! That was so funny and I wouldn’t mind it being broadcasted.

  539. ahahhahahahahahahha nice video guys…!!!! love it and nice site

  540. yep, definately the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in ages :)

  541. Another American Lie. I’ve said it for years the never got there..There is a major radiation band between here and the moon, if they went there they would all be dead now..

  542. R C 'fuking' Olson

    A little ‘over the top,’–i.e.: not to my taste; however, what with the current taste in rap…maybe funny from an outside the States perspective.

  543. Un-fucking believable. This is so fucking cool I can’t beleive it. Keep up the good work.
    Rick in Fla.

  544. COOOOOOL DUDE

  545. Je suis en admiration devant ce qu’a fait NEIL en 1969. Quelqu’un peut-il me dire le moyen d’obtenir un autogtaphe de NEIL ou de lui ?crire ?

  546. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha..ahh, fuck. heh…heh, ARRGGHHHAA HA HA HA HA!!!!! I must have listened to that ‘recording’ 100 fucking times and it STILL makes me laugh. Thanks to whoever made it, im gonna use that as my ring tone on my fone “HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK, WE ARE STANDING ON THE FUCKING MOON!! JESUS H CHRIST IN CHICKEN BASKET”

  547. You think this is funny,how would you feel if you pass away and there was a website saying something you didnt say!

  548. r u taking pills?? THIS IS BS

  549. If they can send a man to the moon? Why can’t they find a cure for PMS and Cramps!????

  550. Asolutely, not only was that the real audio but shortly after this he has to change his space suit!

  551. aaah, if only they had actually walked on the fucking moon. if only…

  552. I love it. Is there any way to download it?

  553. good god! this is a fuck of a long list

  554. funniest thing since the bible!

  555. This was the dumbest thing I have seen today. I was told it would be “the funniest thing you have ever seen.” It was not. I want my money back!

  556. I almost fucking pissed myself. Fucking funny as hell! “Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket,” was the best part!

  557. i just look&listen to it every couple of weeks and it stays funny.

  558. this website sucks bums~!~!~!~!~ mine is BETTER!!:P:P:P

  559. hey!..yous are such liars yous didn’t go to the moon those are fake picures if they were real then there would be stars in the background but there isn’t and haha this website sucks bum bum haha…my website is a hell lot better then this one haha!

  560. It’s a joke,…..a sick joke.

  561. billy bob polystyrene

    I was on the moon in 69 on vacation and I never saw no Armstrong feller anywhere. And if I had caught him cussing, i\’d have kicked his goddam mutherfuckin\’ arse back home!

  562. Neil is one big shit he never been on the moon
    ;)…… die NEIL ;]

  563. if you’re website is better…… waht is the adrass so???

  564. Loved it!!!!

  565. I’m driving a fucking R/C car on mars. Fucking Driving a Fucking R/C Car on FUCKING MARS. Can you fucking believe that? I can turn right, turn left… and take pictures – for FUCKS SAKE! I can take fuckign PICTURES OF MARS.

  566. THIS IS FUKIN FAKE NO STARS WAT A GAY PIECE OF SHIT CHECK MY WEBSITE BITCHS!!!

  567. This is so fucking fake u cant even see whats happening. I think its all a load of shit and they didn’t land on the moon at all. There lying barsteds.

  568. you guys are full of crap for doing “THE FUKING MOON” but that is the dumbies shit just like ur gay asses

  569. This webpage is crap. I mean come on, Neil Armstrong did walk on the moon. So if you’re going to say that Neil was a fake, then what about the man who played golf on the moon. Was he a fake? You need to write about something better.

  570. the guy who says the “f” is crap

  571. This was too fucking funny!!! The people that are complaining about it need to get a fucking life. Can’t you take a fucking joke? Where’s your sense of humor??? What’s wrong with taking a piece of history and having a few laughs over it?? I guess ya’s all get offended by ethnic jokes too, huh? Go have some milk and cookies, lay down and take a nap, and come back and surf the web when you grow up and find a sense of humor.

  572. IM 13 THANKFULLY NO SWARE WORDS BUT MY BROTHER AGED 6 DID NOT BUT DOES NOW THANKS TO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES THANK GOD HE CANT READ ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT OR HE WOULD NO A FEW MORE WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE AND I UNDERSTAND THAT IT YOU LANDED ON THE MOON YOU WOULDNET SAY ohhh fiddledee dee where on the moon! ohh goodey! Give me a break you numbnutz!
    BUT YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE THAT THERE IS SWEAR WORDS ON THE BASTAD TAPE! GOD ITS SHIT WHO LISENS TO CRAP LIKE THAT! YOU WASTERS SIT LISSENING AND ENJOYING THE CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF OTHERS GOBS I JUST CANT EMAGION WHAT COMES OUT OF YOURS!!!! AMY WHEETOES

  573. IF YOU AGREE SEND ME AN E-MAIL ON LAUGHING_6@HOTMAIL.COM AND IF YOU DONT WELL FUCK U!

  574. fucking mad sexy bitch

    fuck fuck fuck is that all that comes into your head thats worth saying god you people live a very exiting life!!

  575. Amy Wheetoes, your a fuckin psycho. Who really gives a shit if little kids learn how to swear, its getting them not to say it around you is whats important, and besides, there gonna find out anyways, and if you really are 13, then get a life ’cause if you really care about this shit, then you got problems. Oh, and learn how to spell retard.
    Sincerely, the fuckhead who doesn’t give a shit

  576. that video gives me the giggles

    and, from reading a few of these comments i see that the world is a sad place with many unhumourable people, i have decided to nuke it all and live in a mud hut

  577. This makes me laugh everytime I watch it. Some of these comments, though; children do not become adolescent psycho killers from hearing the word FUCK. Get over yourselves. We baby and “protect” our kids too much. They know nothing about the real world, and then they get tossed out into it. That’s what fucks them up. This is a joke, it’s fucking hysterical. It’s not for everybody, and that’s fine. You didn’t like it – Oh,well. Free speech, free will to watch amd IGNORE whatever you want.

  578. That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard, online or off. You can bet that was pretty much what was going through Armstrong’s mind at the time, even though he couldn’t verbalize it.

    After reading many of these comments, I can’t decide who are more pathetic: the morons who lack the intelligence to realize that this is a fucking joke, or the Euro-trash idiots who are in perpetual denial over the single greatest accomplishment in human history – AMERICANS placing men on the moon. It’s just another indication of what happens to the psyche of people whose countries and cultures used to dominate the world, but have now been rendered insignificant. Whether it’s the Apollo moon landings or the current democratization of Iraq, the predictable response from many Europeans (especially the French, Germans and Spanish) is to denegrate and oppose in the face of logic and fact. Apparently it’s the only way they can make themselves feel important in a world in which they are only supporting actors.

  579. Hey dude that was awsome! Bring some more of yhese spoofs to this site so we can watch more!

  580. this is a cheesie knock off of what really happened. you people make me sick cause that really did happen fart head

  581. This is horribble I want to cry boo hoo boo hoo

  582. That is a foney bologna cheesey fake unreal stuipid crazy lying awful gut busting brain blastin ugly rude inconsiderit mean horrid unbelievable clip I have ever seen

  583. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Whose brains were in a handbasket when they came up with that? Surely sombody stepped in some doo-doo to inspire them to put that thing together.

  584. he says th f word enought

  585. FUCKIN FAKE. WOW GFG NUBS. GTFO. GB TO AFRICA.

  586. That is so fucking funny

  587. If we did not land on the moon, then how are they refecting back lasers from the refectors. These we left on the moon along with other active devices. Also the everyone would know we were not there if they haven’t picked up the radio calls from the moon. This whole thing about us not being there is dumb.

  588. I’m doing a school project on Neil armstrong and i found this video very interesting so thanx

  589. this movie is 100% fake. I can tell that the people who made this film used a phone from the noises in the background

  590. All I have to say is, it is a really sad world if there are people out there who have nothing better to do than to make up some crap insulting Neil Armstrong and NASA. They need to get girlfriends.

  591. looking for a hot 17year old boy from ky Call me
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  592. Sixth Grader Doing Report

    MY GOD!You sick and twisted people..I’m doing a report on Neil Armstrong and I need some acual facts.How dare you do something so disrespectful to a living legend!!!Neil Armstrong is a great man,and you should not do something so horrible to ruin his name.Thank you a lot you evil people!!!!!
    With Hate,
    Shivohn

    P.S.
    I’m proud to be a *SMART* sixth grader!!!

  593. Not that smart. Learn to punctuate.

  594. I agree with Shivohn I am also doing a report on Neil Armstrong, I personally think that you guys made that up and said “This is NASA’s unedited film look how much they swear oh my!”

  595. @#&$*!@ thats all they say in that stupid clip

  596. that’s true nasa has faked it. i believe it completely.

  597. i have personally seen the videos of nasa apollo 11.
    NASA FAKED IT! –BY UJWAL SHISAV (INDIA)

  598. Holy shit! and i have to a report about this fucking guy!

  599. that is friggin awsome…..i never thought that happened….
    omfg!!

  600. This is a complete fake, I do not believed and I do not believe in this kind of use of the internet

  601. hi my name is vallerie n y do u guys use the word fuck s mant tymes??? well ne waysim oly 12 rs old n mah momma n mh moms boy friend saw it n they aint to proud of wat day see n they said if they ever see somin else like this again then they r goin to go to the palioce about it so u betta bac the fuck off of the “f”
    word ight b4 mah momma calls the internet ppl bout u.

  602. that shit is funny.. fuck all the people out there who dont think its funny … none of you people know if its real or fake so just go with the thought of it being real

  603. this sucks, the moon landing was part of my heritage. go eat your face.

  604. it was so FUCKING SHIT i could not beleave it why the FUCK do you make us wach this FUCKING SHIT. its a descrace.

  605. WE LIKE THE MOON………………………………………………………………..
    THIS WAS JUST BRILLIANT .

  606. We like the MooooooooooooooN but not as much as a spoon ! if you like this check out we like the moon song on rathergood.com & Neil dude if i was the first man on the moon i would have not said the Bollocks you did ! & is it made of cheese like mummy told me?

  607. P.S Calum two comments above this one. dude you need to get a life or atleast look for a sence of humour the words boring bunghole spring to mind & if this affends you i totally dont give a monkies rat piss no doubt you’ll have some cheese ball comment to make dude make like Justin Timberlake & cry me a river !

  608. its got to say that a greasy peen is a clean and mean steam around the bend is where i shall end.

  609. why do you want to know

    Armstrong never said that! you disgrace america

  610. why do you want to know

    this is not funny the people who think this is funny probably have not been educated and they do NOT need you to brain wash them!

  611. why do you want to know

    GET A LIFE! THIS IS THE WORST PIECE OF “HUMOR” I HAVE EVER SEEN!

  612. That is so stupid. Your all idiots.

  613. come to my site. If you belive we went to the moon your crazy! A man went up to Aldrin and told him to put his hand on the bible and say we went to the moon in 1969 and do you know what he did HE PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE!!!!!

  614. This is one of the longest fucking guestbooks I’ve ever looked through. Okay, I appreciated the humor and I know the Americans never went to the moon (wake up), but what the hell is wrong with all those people who endlessly fight and rant? Get up, go out, go somewhere, I heard the 3D world is kinda interesting.

  615. Actually, Neil did say, “That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” The “a” before “man” was obscured by static. You can check on this.

  616. I dnt think dat they filmed it on da fuing moon nd wot a bullshit that they r on about …??

  617. This is stupid…. nd u can s0 tell dat it was filmed on EARTH not da m0on !!! nwy … h0w gay Im gunna b da last one on da list

  618. i do not find it amusing although you have to admit niel and buzz would not say those utterly disgusting words i am nine and i dont use them unless im in pain! but nice (not the feel good film of the year)

  619. cool i saw it again i sofened up coooooool!!!!

    natasha kalantar aged: 9

  620. i i im speechless it was funny but i would not say that for i am a christian

    soooooooo nasa may delete it all of a sudden so you beter film it if you like it

  621. ok, i thought was going to be funny, but whatever, i almost fell asleep! if thats all u can come up with, u r very sad boring people, ok? now go get a life.

  622. That has got to be THE stupidest thing i have ever seen on the internet. You guys r retarded if u think that crap is funny. I do not believe it for one second. Its so unclear, anybody could have done that or edited the voices, u guys r idiots.

  623. that was stupid, we never landed on the moon, the pictures are fake, and the goverment was responcible for 9/11.

  624. That was good… I work at a large publication, in the mail room, and our book people recently received “The Moon Hoax Review.” Turned out to be some promo material for a book called “The Loony” coming out soon. I didn’t have a good chance to look at it, cause I’m not supposed to, but its a novel about how the moon landing was faked. It sounded bizarre and funny. It follows a scientist who supposedly helped them fake the landing and all this stuff he gets caught up in. There were a bunch of quoets by other writers saying it was funny and absurd and crazy. Just thought I’d give a heads up.

  625. That is so ******* fake. You probably just added the voice on to the video!

  626. I agree w/ thet Clarrissa. The one with the comment above mine! Why should we believe you over Neil! asshole!

  627. Thats so FUCKING GOOD!I don’t even think I cuss that much fucking shit out of my asshole!

  628. I’d rather see the real thing, this was kinda dumb.

  629. stupid, stupid, stupid. i like the edited one better, if it was edited at all. this has to be fake.

  630. FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  631. That is the funniest thing I’ve seen this year! God damn, we are on the fucking moon over…Holy shit in a chicken basket…Roger, cleared to hook up conveyor, on the surface of the fucking moon…BRILLIANT!!!!!

  632. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! CUNT SHIT ASS BITCH CUNT SHOOBIDY DOOAP…

  633. that is the funniest fuccin thing ive ever seen lol i mean i kno i luv to say fuc but i mena come on kno yall r abusin ur privilage lol i mean fuc u
    lol

  634. I think the video is real but the sound is fake, unless its meant to be like that..

  635. i belive him and i think he is great for going to the moon.And i think the video is real and he is telling the truth.

  636. That is so damn funny, I saved the link and sent it to everyone. I look at it when I need a laugh. NO SHIT IT’S FAKE!!! Grow a fucking brain you mindless fucks… That is some funny shit. Thank you for that!

  637. Alright, I thought that throwing in 1 swear word was kinda clever, but after that, any extra is just vulgar. The comedy isn’t enhanced any, and it just ends up being redundant. I think the clip would’ve been funnier had it lasted about ten seconds. Furthermore, people need to learn that swearing on their posts doesn’t make them seem cool – just dumb. Not many great minds were known for their vulgarity. Anyone I meet who doesn’t have the ability to hold their tongue I have grouped into a lower class of people unwittingly. This isn’t a matter of economic casting, but rather an ability to coexist with polite, civilized society.

  638. THIS IS AWFUL!
    What’s with all the swearing?If i landed on the moon i would not go mad on the swearing!

  639. i may be fucking fat but your ugly and i can fucking diet arite fuckkko

  640. fuck fuck fuck mutha mutha fuck mutha mutha fuck fuck mutha fuck mutha fuckerrrr

  641. god .. you’re all retarded. it’s funny. ha ha. okay all blogs die now plz.

  642. This was a perfect expression of what it means to be human…blunt, raw, emotion. I absolutely loved it!

  643. i think neil armstrong is so kool for being the first man to walk on the moon that is so awsome.now im doing a report on neil armstrong because i think he is awsome.lol

  644. REALLY AMUSING!!! YOU STUPID PEOPLE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!!!!!! HERE’S WHY I THINK SO!!!!!!
    (1)IT SOUNDS FAKE
    (2)WHY IS IT SO BLURY
    (3)WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN

  645. I have one thing to say.
    IT’S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  646. I have one thing to say.
    IT’S A FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  647. You have no respect for our heritage. I don’t think any of you punk fuckers would have the guts to even get your ass off the ground let alone space.

  648. fucking great stuff betterthan any cunt has done before god save the fuckers who made history.bless the fuckers for ever

  649. I was 4, but I remember the atmosphere while we were watching it on TV.
    Great!

  650. I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE A COMMENT BUT TO WORK IN NASA . I HAVE SOME SECRETS PHOTOS .

  651. im trying to do a history assignment and this damn site comes up and wastes my time…FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!

  652. i think it’s totally inappropriate to mock something so great thats gone down in history

  653. I can only assume that the ill mouthed u.s people do not have the respect for the u s moon landing Is it the same as Elivis is still alive.You people are the pits. This was history in the making. OR do you forget other people have landed there since or is that make up too. Respect costs nothing. Appoll 13! Oh shut up you big mouthed yanks you talk through your back side and are a laughing stock

  654. Its not fake you stupid moron, they did not land on the dam moon, it would kill them.

  655. That was the Lamest thing I have ever seen on the web!1

  656. That was the most low down dirty rotten thing I have ever seen! You are a discrace! It is most certanly not funny. Profanity is simply a weak mind expressing itself forcefully.

  657. Its not funny at all you idiots! That was so fake!

  658. Before the internet I was blissfully unaware of the large percentage of people who are idiots. Funtional, and capable of posting in a comment section, but blazing imbeciles just the same.This saddens me.
    The audio is a joke. Having a right, and exercising it responsibly, are two different things. The party that modifed these historical artifacts, exercised their freedom of speech in an irresponsible and self-agrandising way, and is quite obviously a real fuckhead.

  659. you so did not get that for real! That’s not real!

  660. strawberryshortcake

    you need to come up with something better than that lame crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loser

  661. Loved it, loved it, absolutely fucking loved it!!! Anyone who says otherwise is a loser with no sense of humor! Hmmm, it seems a fair few of them have already been here huh???

  662. Hmm…I’m still thinking about it…seriously, it’s not loading….

  663. do you have baby pictures

  664. Before, I was blistfully unaware of the amount of idiots this world is full of, then, I came here. It is a discrace to have people in the world who think that this is funny, let alone the minds that came up with this junk. I agree with Ashton, “Profanity is simply a weak mind expressing itself forcefully.” That applies to you retards to!

  665. Jesus H Christ, he on the fucking moon, holy shit in a chiken basket

  666. That is some funny stuff i love it

  667. Brilliant! Funny!

    Lighten up folks – as an American, you can bet your ass I would be one of the first to say, “Holy FUCKEN SHIT!” If I were to walk on another planet…

  668. i dont fucking belive any fucking word you said it all fuck

  669. thise is so fun i cant belve they put what ever i say up hear hahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  670. i didnt reallly get it i guess its one of those things that you have to be old enough to understand ill come back to read it when im like 10 years older

  671. fuckin A, I love it. now really doesn’t this sound more human than anything else. of course it does and it should have been released to the public, at those who are liberal and don’t mind the word…it’s an expression that’s all

  672. In the last years of the earth as we knew it, the worlds leaders created the kyoto treaty in an effort to slow global warming, no one could have known that the earth was already destined for massive climatic change, some years after the devastating tsunamis in indonesia the truth was learned by all.

  673. envy is so sad to see in so many people you yanks would not give credit when it is due most ignorant of you to comment like thati bet the words came out of a can or bottle you should be proud of these brave men as they are few and far between get an education and wise up

  674. Where’s the sex? no moon sex, come on!!!! Howard Stern needs moon sex!

  675. The front page of your website looks inviting, so I made the mistake of entering. How sad as I sat with my 9 year old son doing research for a school project. I take the initial blame for entering the website….but come on folks….where do we draw the line on the freedom of speech thing??? Doesn’t ANYONE care ANYMORE about ANYTHING? I know its my duty as a parent to block out what I don’t want my children to see or hear…but man…its getting out of hand. Have some class….that would be inspiring!

  676. It saddens me to see all the comments from those who think this is funny. It is obvious that very little is sacred to those of you who produce such a thing and those who enjoy viewing it. I was simply trying to find some information on Neil Armstrong to help my 10 year old son do a science report and came across this trash. You should be ashamed and you should also know that taking something as precious as the Lord’s name in vain is the most useless sin you can commit. You will answer for it because God will not hold him quiltless who takes His name in vain… and you get nothing for it. If you stole something atleast you would have the item(s) you stole, or killed someone you may get revenge, or committed adultry at least you would possible have enjoyed that sin for a season, but taking the Lord’s name in vain gets you an awful penalty without getting anything for it.
    Repent… Repent therefore of this thy wickedness, and pray God, if perhaps the thought of thine heart may be forgiven thee. Acts 8:22

  677. that was the fakest piece of shit ive ever watched

  678. This was disgusting for my 8 year old doing a school report. A warning in the web site info would have been the decent thing to do to prevent this happening. Thanks for teaching her how irresponsible some people can be.

  679. If this is true this is not unbelieveable. Why? well to think at that time a man walk on anouther place out in space is sureal. They may use that language in joy that sothing like that happend wich was one small step and one jiant leap and to think they would just start tapping as soon as they got there is stupid and that they would just wsya that first is too.!

  680. ceep on going

  681. wow a little more swering than i anitisipated. haha

  682. u can’t see jack shit fuck,fuck,fuck

  683. Houston, that shit is fucking hilarious over.

  684. cCCccccRRRrrMMMmmEEEEeeOOOoowwww!!!

    Neil armstrong was it really just a hoax?

    hard to believe yet i feel that some part of it is incorrect.

    Anyway! blah!!! blah!! look how many comments people MADE!!! EEEEKKK!!! soz anyways i got to reaserch on the 1960′s space age!! dont know how the hell i landed here..

    BYE!!

  685. I don’t really believe it but it could have happened. IT IS NOT EVEN BLOCKED BY OUR SCHOOL SYSTEM!

  686. It is so borring…………..I don’t even understand it.I still think that it is very brave for Niel Amstrong and the others to even go to explore…….

  687. yer i dont buy it they didnt even go to the moon

  688. Oh my god, they are on the fucking moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  689. stop saying fuck and go fuck yoursrelf you bastard go to hell you know neil armstrong was one great man the day he made history and go fuck yourself

  690. FUCKING hilarious…….I cant believe they would edit that stuff out. We as americans are being blindsided by our government. Im sending this to our local news:)

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  691. Who ever mad this……………….. is in big trouble. Armstrong would never do that crap. why would he. i f you agree with me write “i agree with Slip on this one.”

  692. ops i ment made not “mad” sorry

  693. emily you need to stop cusen if you tell him to stop. Just a little advise so you dont look bad.

  694. Geez, u’d have 2 b pretty stupid to believe that! But all the same it was fucking funny – nice gag blogjam!

  695. That was funny but you all are fucking idiots. “Derrrr they really said that thats funny” Wow people need to stop smoking shit and get a brain. 1: joke..all this is a joke..ha ha ha they didtn ACTUALLY say that 2: There is TONS of evidence that the landing is real and if you havent looked into it already the guy that came up with the “hoax theory” was a drug addict, convict and is not in jail for sexual harrasment. so you can all go shove that theory up your ass, twist it around a few times and then eat it and 3: to “tyty” your a fucking low IQ dumb ass. Learn at least some sentence structure and YES back then when people werent at fucked up as you it WAS a big deal and they would say something like that. People need to stop beleiving every damned thing they here from attention deprived liberals. People these days will beleive fear factor is a good show, bill clinton was a wonderful man, and see that we have ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this fucking technology but no….we didnt go to the moon…my god, wake the HELL up people, its 2005!

  696. Hai Neil,I was fucking wonder if you really heard Azan in the Moon.In Indonesia alot of fucking gossip talk about You;then you just found out what Azan is,When you were in egypt;heard the exactly the same noisy like in the Moon.

  697. you stoopid basterd son of a bich i’l budst u up wen i find u coz u dint go on da moon u ugly shit

  698. wot kind ov a webs this 2 many pepl sayin fuck well use can fuck off!

  699. people need to learn how to write/speak. Low life idiots

  700. The day they televised man walking on the moon.(into Australian homes.)
    My grandpa said it was a trick the Americans were doing on Telly…if only he were able to hear that broardcast ;he’d say. ” I knew it all along Ollie ”
    Haaaaaaaa good one..I thought that was so funny.
    Dont know if you have LJ Hooker real estate over there, but there was a cartoon showing Armstrong falling over one of their real estate signs saying ‘FOR SALE.’when he first stepped on the luna dust….
    Keep up the humour……..we need more laughs.

  701. i don’t belive,i am having dout about whether americans go to moon or they make in studio.but one thing in moon there is no air,then how can american flag moves ,folding. don’t belive this. jai hindh.

  702. i just think its really weird cause u dont know what to believe

  703. Yawn, If that passes as commedy in the USA, no wonder you go to war to pass the time of day……….

  704. Ignore Nick, he’s a miserable bastard who drinks voka and coke

  705. Typical, the yankee obsession with the word ‘fuck’.
    Not funny in the least – especially when you consider they never went there in the first place.

  706. Holly Fuck! I can’t believe how Fucking funny this is! This is out of this Fucking world. I haven’t read anything so Fucking funny.

  707. i thought that asternots were could not say bad wors on the moon because in the movie apoolo 13 they didnt say that many bad word & how do i no that because we had 2 watch it in school.

  708. all i can say is that you guys are a bunch of assholes and bitchs to do that you can “fuck” all you waqnt but you are still asses and allways will be have a nice day bitchs

  709. and the guy above is right back then they didnt cuse they you bunch of idetats there are respectible people and you guys are lower then dirt to make stuff up like that also any little kid can get on here and here this and start saying it well you are respocilpe for whatever happens to that kid

  710. Holy mother of fuck…

  711. you fuckin disrespectful bastards obviously someone made a bull shit version of it if you werent to stupid to think

  712. Yes, it was funny, but perhaps a warning should be included, it came up real quick on an internet engine search and some people have been surprised by the content I see.

    It says “audio stolen from the Onion” so I was not surprised but alot of people have not heard of the Onion, especially a 10 yr. old kid doing a science report.

  713. Very , Very Funny , I haves sent it to all my friends

    Thanks

  714. The fucking thing wouldn’t download when I tried to share it with a friend.

  715. What happened to it? Seems to have crashed. Too bad, it was good.

  716. Want the site to come back up please! Funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the net guy TY truely…………………….

  717. As someone already mentioned this is a sketch by from Conan. Give credit where credit is due.

  718. The audio was originally taken from The Onion’s audio book “Our Dumb Century”, published in 1999, which is fully credited. The Onion’s Editor, Scott Dikkers, appeared on Conan’s show as part of the publicity for the book, and the sketch was featured. As O’Brien said at the time, “The Onion is laugh out loud, go tell your friends, get angry you didn\’t think of it funny”. Conan is a great comedy writer, but this sketch did not originate with him.

  719. so you stole the audio huh?

  720. Yes. Hence the “audio stolen from the Onion” link.

  721. that is fucking funny. when are you gonna hear something like that again?

  722. I didn`t get to see the stupid movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  723. I loved that fuck`in movie. I now know there was someone named Neil Armstrong!!

  724. IT`S MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!