I just love community web projects. But scanning various body parts and uploading them for public display is a little freakish.
Archive for February, 2002
Imagine, if you will, a barbie doll with porn-star-style, pneumatically enhanced breasts. Now, here’s the real thing.
I was expecting a site with a gratuitously unpleasant URL like www.liposuction-surgery-photos.com to be, well… gratuitously unpleasant. But it’s actually quite tasteful. And I’m kinda disappointed.
Nude beer drinking. Yes, you heard me right. Nude beer drinking.
“The world is overpopulated. The people that overpopulate it are stupid. They should be killed. Please help us achieve this noble goal virtually by participating in the Kill Everyone Project.” And so I signed up.
“The ritual consists of interested humans arriving at a predetermined Wal-Mart at 12 noon on the first Sunday of every month and proceeding to push empty shopping carts slowly and silently through the aisles. Eventually, all of the participants locate one another and form a single-file chain of anti-shoppers which weaves, wanders, and whirls throughout the different departments of the store for about an hour.” Genius.
“There’s lots of exiting stuff happening! So have fun browsing, and check back often for updates!” Yep, life doesn’t get much more exciting than high times at the Chistian Jugglers Hangout.
I had the strangest dream last night, in which I travelled the America midwest with my Family, working as an itinerant cesspool cleaner who keeps getting lost. The freaky dreams dream Interpreter didn’t help much, apart from suggesting that I’m possibly out of control, but will be happy and prosperous in old age.