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Archive for September, 2001
“When you start remote sexual intercourse with your partner using FuckU-FuckMe(tm) the system will transmit all your actions to his/her genitalDrive and precisely reproduce them in real time.” As usual, there isn’t a version for Mac users.
Does anyone else spot some degree of hypocricy with an organisation called Doctors for Responsible Gun Ownership?
For some reason, this made me laugh more than anything I’ve seen recently…
At the foot of the hill where I live, there are some telephone boxes filled with cards advertising the services of scantilly clad ladies. Most are professionally produced, featuring the girls in a variety of erotic poses, accompanied by descriptions of the kind of wares on offer, although my favourite just had “I Like My Job” scrawled on a plain bit of white card alongside the phone number. I’ve always wanted an excuse to take some of the cards home, and now I do, with the discovery of Prostitute Trading Trumps. Is it my turn to shuffle? More sex here.
“Although slugs do have a response against predators, it consists merely of rocking gently from side to side.” Which makes them an easy target for colonies of patrolling robots.
I can imagine the writers sitting round a table, scratching their heads and wondering when it was appropriate to return, and when they did, what would be appropriate to write. And boy, have they excelled themselves at The Onion. The headlines are magnificent… Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake. Or U.S. Vows To Defeat Whoever It Is We’re At War With. Fantastic.
“Observing the world and the human being without shyness.” Some things I’m not even going to attempt to explain. This is one.