death row recipes

Texas being Texas, they keep records of every death row prisoner’s last meal. And then publish them. What’s odd is the number of inmates who order cheeseburger and fries for their last supper. I’d like to think that I’d provide more of a challenge if placed in a similar situation; a pine-nut and rasberry coolie with celeriac mash over a bed of baby spinach leaves, that sort of thing; a bit of a challenge to the prison catering system.