Welcome to the home of the big bad Chinese Mama. “Inside are contained the “demure lotus blossoms,” the “geishas,” the “oriental sluts”– whatever you had imagined in your patriarchal, colonialist longings. These women will take you by storm (and will kick your ass). Yeah, you’ve seen mail order bride sites before, you may have even surfed over to an Asian porn site, but never in your wildest culturally commodifying sick sexual desires, have you been schooled by women (womyn) like this!” (via the marvellous Mister Pants).