win a baby

Imagine, if you will, that I have a baby to give away. Who should I give it to? Should it be Christine and Steve Bartos from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, who look like fairly normal couple? Or perhaps my child would be happier in an all-female environment, like that offered by Shelley Doyle and Dian Schaffhauser, a friendly looking lesbian pairing from Northern California. There’s always the option offered by Jeff and Jim, who are already well versed in responsibility due to their guardianship of two budgie’s, Trevor and Nash. Whoever said this was easy?