Today I decided I wanted to be someone different, and went to the US Census name generator to fetch myself a new name. The system provided me with the new identity of Leonard Perkins, whom I then looked up. Unfortunately, I’m not sure which Leonard Perkins I am. The one fired recently? The winner of the 100 meters in the 1998 special olympics? A recently departed miner? It’s very confusing. In an attempt to find myself some roots, I was at least able to discover my weblogger twin, who happens to be Caroline from Prolific, but she never writes, she never calls. Some sister. Then I spend the day reading about hybrid animals and why football is bad. It’s no wonder I’m confused,