If I’m at a loose end and looking for inspiration on the Internet, I often find myself at Metaspy Exposed, which is a live feed of search requests submitted to the Metaspy search engine. It refreshes every few seconds, giving an often bizarre insight into what people are try to find:

Credit Card Number Generator and Downloads – Naughty, naughty.

stain removal methods – made a mess?

Asian gay thumbs – you what?

Satanfucker – really?

Tractor Serach Engines – is there such a thing?

If I became an evil overlord – well, here’s hoping – er… why don’t you just type in the URL?

Teletubby Porn – right, I think I’ve seen enough for today…