46% useless

Sometimes all the computer trickery in the World falls flat in the face of brutal reality. Today I took the pull-o-meter test, which will advise you on the likelihood of successfully pulling a member of the opposite sex on an average night out, based on the usual carefully selected set of criteria. I got 46%. You what? That would suggest that I ‘get lucky’ nearly half the time I’m in this kind of environment, which is so far off the mark it’s laughable. 4.6% would be closer to the truth, and even that’s generous. But then again… it’s Friday night, and I’m indoors staring at a screen whilst most healthy humans are out experiencing exactly the sort of evening where these things tend to develop.

Note to self: must get out more. [link via grayblog].