as long as you love me

Burglary update: I had to stay at home for most of the day, unable to clear up any of the mess because a Scene Of Crime Officer was due to visit and dust for fingerprints. After waiting all day I called the crime unit to discover that they’d been given the wrong address and one of my neighbours had had a note put through his door relating to the burglary of his flat. I then received a rather official sounding telephone message to call a number in reference to the crime, which I did. No-one answered, and there was no message apart from a recording of The Backstreet Boys’ As Long As You Love Me. I hesitate to critisise our brave boys in blue, but this is just nuts.

Back in the real world, Marcia managed to put a smile back on my face with her beautifully cruel National Online Decency Compliance Standard project.