“It has been an enourmous pleasure to decode this Alien Message, and I feel a great sense of accomplishment. I only hope that my contribution to science brings us in fact closer to science and the understanding of this vast Universe we live in, with neighbors closer than they may seem possible. It is purely arrogant and in fact ignorant to believe we are alone here. We are not, and we made contact.” Woohoo! Why hasn’t this been on the news? We’ve made contact! We’re not alone! We’re all going to die! Hold on, it doesn’t matter… we’re all going to die anyhow! Bring it on, alien bitch. Fraser’s waiting, and he’s not happy! Actually, I am happy. Confused, perhaps, but happy. Now I’m rambling. Better stop.