“But when the AOL 6.0 CD-ROM arrived in my mailbox one day, I paused. For here was a disc offering 700 free hours online! And all I had to do was use them in a single month! (Lessee, 31 days in a month, 24 hours in a day equals 744 hours. Seven hundred hours of online time. That leaves 1.41 hours per day for sleep.” But that small detail didn’t stop the author from trying to take full advantage.