This is where I am right now. It’s very nice.
For dinner I strolled a couple of miles South along the beach to the ancient port of Jaffa, where I ate grilled sea bass on a balcony overlooking the Mediterranean as the sun set, with the sound of a Mu?azzen calling the locals to evening prayer echoing across the water. As I said, very nice.
One thing I’ve noticed since I’ve been here is the number of stray cats. The fact that they all choose to live by the beach, lapping up the sun and feeding off scraps from the seafood restaurants, adds to the widely-held theory that they really are the coolest of animals. Further proof: earlier this year I was in Milan, and all the strays there live in a huge castle. Honest.