From my inbox:
Hey I really like your cat site!
I was wondering if I could send you a kitty clock that has a swinging tail. If you add a photo link to your site, i would love to send you one in return.
firstname.lastname@example.org – email
What do I do? Shall I keep the kittens pure, untainted by the hand of e-commerce? To be honest, I think I’d rather have their cigarette shitting donkey. That kitten clock is really ugly.