beef in your basket

“Now YOU can be the center of eye-catching attention at your next pool party or workout session! Just slip this realistic molded basket enhancer inside your briefs! Indented, tan-colored nylon cup holds your equipment comfortably while projecting a virile image of well-endowed manhood.” Despite being sold on a site aimed at gay males, I feel that The Bulge has just as much to offer the heterosexual gentleman. Also available: The Bubble Butt.

1 Comment

  1. I love New Zealand. How can I get a basket enhancer without paying a fortune for potage?