cough fetish

Does this describe your ideal date? “A tall woman, age around 40-45 and with a deep, ‘warm’ smoker’s cough who starts a coughing fit with a prolonged rattling. She then inhales deeply with her hand cupped over her mouth, and there’s a little rattling sound coming from inside her when inhaling.” No? Then it’s pretty safe to assume that you don’t have a cough fetish.