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It’s very odd, the things that people search for that lead them to blogjam. Most surfers are looking for kittens, but there are a lot of very strange keywords that lead here too. In the last twenty-four hours alone, there’s been searches for ‘arse smothering,’ ‘fat people fancy dress,’ ‘barbie+doll sex sex+games sex+fun,’ ‘how to impress your girlfriend,’ ‘Male bulge enhancer,’ ‘man to man sex gay intercourse places and photos’ and ‘brains for sale.’ I’m not sure I’m terribly keen on attracting this sort of clientele, to be honest, but I probably don’t have a say in the matter. Anyhow, I’ve compiled all of yesterday’s search requests on one easily-digestable page. It’s really quite unsettling.