A very warm welcome to all readers of The Guardian. If you’re here for the first time, perhaps you might like to to see some naked pictures of Tobey McGuire, star of Spiderman. Here they are, although they’re probably not safe for work viewing. If that’s not quite to your taste (and who can blame you?) then perhaps my World famous Random Kitten Generator is just the sort of thing you’re looking for. Either way, why not tell me exactly what you think in my guestbook? Thanks for dropping by, and please visit again.