off again

Bollocks to this. Im off to Edinburgh, and this damn phonebooth keyboard doesnt have all the correct punctuation keys – theres no bloody apostrophie.


  1. Chuckle, chuckle.
    Just got Sophos email warning of a Win32 worm from the wild W32/Cailont-B alias W32.Nolor.B@mm
    Sorry, am in a bit of a hurry to get out of here. Bye for now.

  2. And I can’t help but noticing that those keyboards are specifically designed so that vomit won’t get in.

  3. is it me or u landed yourself a travel writer position to be able to bollockoff so often?
    since you already own the copyright to “bollocks to this”, you might as well use it for the title. “bollocks” will become the trademark word for anything related to travel, like shiny topless birds is the trademark for urban music shit compilations.

  4. McPattie’s a hoot. Only Scaryduck makes me laugh like that. Who is McPattie?