Travelogue over, it’s time for me to get back to what I do best. No, not cooking. Or masturbation. Or even amateur taxidermy. It’s time to start complaining about stuff. One of my regular sources of frustration, the Independent newspaper, are still refusing to publish my letters. Perhaps I’m on some sort of blacklist.
Much as I enjoyed John Walsh’s three page advertisement for Dyson (15th November), I must take issue with his statement that the ‘contrarotator’ washing machine is a “huge success”. This product has not been available to purchase for some time, withdrawn because production was unprofitable. I look forward to Walsh promoting the “ever-popular” Sinclair C5 and the “taste sensation” that is Cherry Coke.
Tomorrow I’ll be complaining about a restaurant even before I’ve eaten there.
I bet you can’t wait.