Snappy Snappy Snaps

They don’t hang around much in the Finchley Road branch of Snappy Snaps. Dead just 24 hours, and already available as a ‘photogift.’ Tasteful.


  1. Indeed. That was fast, but then we’re like that on the Finchley Road. Oh no hang on, I don’t live there anymore. Bugger. Do you know if “The Pulse” is properly finished yet?

    Back to the matter in hand, I’ve just tried and failed to come up with a George Best related joke (à la les Diana Jokes). Never mind. Anyone?

  2. What do you mean, fast? It was hardly unexpected.

  3. Doctor: Mr Best, I have some good news and some bad news.

    The bad news is that you have an hour left to live.

    The good news is that it’s Happy Hour!

  4. Poor old Bestie, I still love his quote..

    “I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I
    just squandered”

  5. Sign outside butchers: “Best Liver – Going Cheap”

  6. *peers*

    Olly… Olly Reed?

  7. great man.. nobody could stop him.. only whiskey

  8. I used to work for these cheap cunts. The manager somehow owns the copyright and even the staff were shocked with his cashing in on the whole situation. I mean what would george best be doing right now if he knew? Probably clawing at the roof of his coffin, i’d imagine.