budget bling breakdown

Ooh, look: the top of my bling tooth just fell out. That’ll teach me to eat Toblerone for breakfast.

If anyone wants me, I’ll be at the dentist.


  1. Budget bling tooth? Happy Christmas.

  2. Mm, just in time to cast some peril over your enjoyment (or otherwise) of Christmas lunch. Will it get fixed in time? Tune in next week, etc…

  3. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooowwwww.
    Ick. Poor you. I guess now is the time to punch you in the face though?

  4. not that I would, mind…

  5. Gold teeth?!

    What next?

    Filling your bath with Perrier?!