beckham google

The UK public obsessed by celebrity? Never. Rumours spread throughout the land yesterday relating to allegations of marital infidelity by the World’s best looking man™, footballer and fashion icon David Beckham. Prompted by a passage in the popbitch newsletter, offices up and down the country resounded to the sounds of anxious workers desperately typing the relevant keywords into google in an attempt to uncover the truth. And where did they end up? Well, Swish Cottage and here, by the looks of things. Here’s my google referrers from the last 12 hours. Spot the theme?


  1. Bugger, sorry, they were hoaxing.

    Now I just look stupid. :p

  2. your referrers show you as specialist for menstruation and fisting.

  3. Toby Maguire nude? You sick man!