despot or sexpot

New on blogjam: To celebrate the twin threads of impending war and Valentine’s Day, I’ve created a special new quiz. It’s great, and features me singing. It’s called Despot or Sexpot.


  1. HOW SLOW!? Looks good, but I don’t have half an hour to wait for the page to load :o(

  2. The page itself isn’t very heavy – and my bandwidth allowance should cope with the hammering it’s getting at the moment. Will investigate further.

  3. I scored 13/16 on my first try.

    I watch either too much porn or too much news, but I have no idea which.

  4. 8/16, should’ve flipped a coin.
    I wonder, though, why I had no trouble correctly placing the beards of Holmes, Leslie and Reems. Ah, coming of age in the 80s. ^_^

  5. 14/16 first try… actually, you are able to tell by their lips… i figured most porn stars would have nice lips, and evil men would not have nice lips. Oh well, maybe I am just strange.

  6. 12/16. they all looked pretty nasty to me. i never realized how unattractive lips can be.

  7. I got 10/16 which is scary too…I think.

    But Kudos on the singing, which to me was the best part of the game. I could listen to that song for ever!

    When is the single coming out with the various remixes? Is there a due with Ms. Church in the offing?

  8. this might sound dumb or impossible to explain to me but how do u make theese thingys

  9. This is silly, particularly the music, and what a jolly way to celebrate sex and death! What about Che Guavara, though? Was he a sexpot or a despot or both? And did he have a mustache? How about Fidel? How is your throat after the singing bit?

  10. this is perhaps the greatest moment of my entire life since the last internet quiz i flubbed on.

    Thanks and congratulations on making my life just a little more complete.

  11. Am I supposed to be able to hear music on that page?? Gah!

  12. A good laugh!

  13. 9/16.

    Not bad for a penguin!


  15. you guys rock…and this one was one of the best…keep em coming…next one I would like to see is saddams head on a stake..maybe you could call it shit on a stick…!!!

  16. that is not my ‘tache

    ron jeremy

  17. cannot a despot be a sexpot to somebody?

  18. Yeah, I think a ‘both’ catagory would have been good. Excellent quiz! Damn hard … er, difficult! Thanks!

  19. you, sir, are a genius.

  20. LOL!!!!! The music is just too damn funny!!!! :-P

  21. Keeripes. I so wanted to play the game, but I so did not want to listen to that stupid song one more second. In the end, my sanity won out and I quit playing.

  22. this is the sweetest quiz i’ve ever taken even though i failed horrible.
    the music is fucking awesome
    is that your voice bob?
    I definitly give this a thumbs up the butt up.

  23. 11/16, not bad, not bad.
    where do u get these ideas, i wonder.
    arrrrrrrrrrrrgh! just one sec, i have to turn that music off!!!!!!!!
    aaaah! better. would love to see you perform that on TOTP though…

  24. I didn.t do very well in the first try but I think there is not right to have some of the people there marked as evel persons, like fidel castro – I would rather have bush (although he dosn??t have mustach). thats just my opinion. thanx a lot. good lough.

  25. you are sick twisted freeks

    saddam and hitler were easy!

  26. dude! linked on dazereader! :)

  27. I like the soundfile, I just played it for a quarter of an hour.
    Something wonderful to drink to ;-)

  28. Without a doubt I think i could listen to that music for eternity

  29. You must be fascist, bigoted, Americans (may as well just said Damb Yankees)to be putting in Fidel. No wonder the rest of the world hates you.

  30. Castro ain’t no despot, dickbrain.

  31. Your site is messed I think you need some help, but other than that this site is cool.

  32. the world is full of sick people
    it’s reassuring that i am not alone!

  33. Damned difficult. I would have exited but then I would have forfeited the chance to play the theme song at high volume over my new 5-way computer speakers. Sublime!

  34. fucking hilarious.

  35. A brilliant idea, and twisted (but in a good way). The music is fantastic!!

    BTW, I scored 7/16 on my first try. I am not ashamed of that.

    I’m not an expert on porn, but I thought I would be able to pick famous despots out of the crowd. WRONGO! [I looked at one, and thought, “That’s sick! A porn star who cuts his mustache like Hitler!” Silly me! It was the little pig #%&!! himself.]

    Because I lack a knowledge of porn, I used “scientific” assumptions such as “porn stars probably don’t have grey in their mustaches.” WRONGO!

    It is remarkable how bad mustaches look up close. Mine is going tomorrow morning!

    Did you know that in some languages the word for mustache is always plural? (Russian, Polish . . .)

    in conclusion: You should win an award!!

  36. dudes that was kool!!!i didnt do 2 well tho the 1st time i got 11/16 and the 2nd time i got 9/16…..meh.
    some of the porn mustaches r rotten…eewww!!!!i mean think of the rash!!

  37. can you tell the difference?

  38. terror! Weapons of Mass destruction

  39. Best laugh in a long time!

  40. fuckin funny shit

  41. Funny shit man. good on ya. btw whats that song called? the origional i mean.

  42. The track is a section of ‘Fortune, Empress of the World’ from Carl Orff’s ‘Carmina Burana.’

  43. Thank u so much man. ive been trying to find that out for years. Thanxs!!

  44. scored 9/16 guess still dont think beard reflects ones nature,disposition&work line.

  45. Where is the Despot picture of my son, George W.???

  46. 9/16. The music is wonderful!

  47. I really love the music. The music is one of my favorite selections!!! It kicks ten levels of @$$

  48. Program on the emergence of civilization.

    “14 species of large animals capable of domesitcation in the history of mankind.
    13 from Europe, Asia and northern Africa.
    None from the sub-Saharan African continent. ”
    And disfavor.

    They point out Africans\’ failed attempts to domesticate the elephant and zebra, the latter being an animal they illustrate that had utmost importance for it’s applicability in transformation from a hunting/gathering to agrarian-based civilization.

    The roots of racism are not of this earth.

    Austrailia, aboriginals:::No domesticable animals.

    The North American continent had none. Now 99% of that population is gone.

    AIDS in Africa.

    Organizational Heirarchy/Levels of positioning.
    Heirarchical order, from top to bottom:

    1. MUCK – perhaps have experienced multiple universal contractions (have seen multiple big bangs), creator of the artificial intelligence humans ignorantly refer to as “god”
    2. Perhaps some mid-level alien management
    3. Evil/disfavored aliens – runs day-to-day operations here and perhaps elsewhere

    Terrestrial management/positioning:

    4. Chinese/egyptians – this may be separated into the eastern and western worlds
    5. Romans – The seamless transition between Cleopatra and Julius Ceasar may be a clue alluding to a partnership.
    6. Mafia – the real-world 20th century interface that constantly turns over generationally so as to reinforce the widely-held notion of mortality
    7. Jews, corporation, women, politician – Evidence exisits to suggest mafia management over all these groups.

    Movies foreshadowing catastrophy
    1985 James Bond View to a Kill 1989 San Francisco Loma Prieta earthquake.

    Our society gives clues to the system in place. We all have heard the saying “He has more money than god.” There is also an episode of the Simpsons where god meets Homer and says “I’m too old and rich for this.”

    This is the system on earth because this is the system everywhere.

    20 cent/hour Chinese labor, 50 cents for material.
    An $80 sweater costs less than a dollar; tribute kicked upstairs vindicates the creative accounting.

    I don’t want to suggest the upper eschelons are evil and good is the fringe. But these individuals become wealthy exploiting those they hurt.

    They have made it abundantly clear that doing business with evil (disfavored) won’t help people. They say only good would have the ear, since evil is struggling for survival, and therefore only the favored could help.

    The clues are there which companies are favored and which are disfavored, but they conceal it very hard because it is so crucial.

    I offer an example of historical proportions:::

    People point to Walmart and cry “anti-union”.
    Unions enable disfavored people to live satisfactorly without addressing their disfavor. This way their family’s problems are never resolved. Without the union they would have to accept the heirarchy, their own inferiority.
    Unions serve to empower.
    Walmart is anti-union because they are good. They try to help people address and resolve their problems by creating an environment where there are fewer hurdles.

    Media ridicule and lawsuits are creations to reinforce people’s belief that Walmart is evil in a subsegment of the indistry dominated by the middle and lower classes.
    Low-cost disfavored Chinese labor is utilized by corporate america to maximize margins. They all do it. Only WalMart gets fingered because they are the ones who help, and those who seek to create confusion in the marketplace want to eliminate the vast middle class who have a real chance and instead stick with lower classes who may not work otherwise. So they dirty him up while allowing the others to appear clean.

    The middle class is being deceived. They are being misled into the unfavored, and subsequently will have no assistance from their purchases with corporate america.

    The coining of the term “Uncle Sam” was a clue alluding to just this::Sam Walton’s WalMart is one of few saviors of the peasant class.

    They desire a system based on duality:::good and evil. They seek to set up a system of two participants and assign them polar opposites:::
    Coke and Pepsi (?)
    BestBuy and CircutCity
    Energizer and Duracell
    Republican and Democrat
    The list goes on:::
    AMD and Intel
    Microsoft and Apple (?)
    Lowes and HomeDepot
    Sam’sClub and Costco
    WellsFargo and BofA
    Pier1 and CostPlus
    Borders and Barnes&Noble
    PetCo and PetSmart
    And in other cases attempts to eliminate the third competitor failed:::Chrysler, attempts to downgrade Miller beer to low cost like they did Olympia.

    Amercia is a country of castoffs, rejects. Italy sent its criminals, malcontents.
    Between the thrones, the klans and kindred, they decided who they didn’t want and acted, creating discontent and/or starvation.
    The u.s. is full of disfavored rejects. It is the reason for the myriad of problems not found in European countries. As far as the Rockafellers and other industrialists of the 19th century go, I suspect these aren’t their real names. I suspect they were chosen to go and head this new empire.

    Royalty is the correct way to organize a society. Dictatorships and monarchies are a reflection of the antient’s hierarchical organization.
    Positions go to those who have favor with the rulers, as opposed to being elected.
    Elections bring a false sense of how the world is. Democracy misleads people.
    Which is why the disfavored rejects were sent to the shores of America::To keep them on the wrong path.

    Jewsus Christ is a religious figure of evil. He teaches of a begnign, forgiving god when quite the opposite is true.
    The seperatist churches formed so they could capture the rest of the white people, keeping them worshipping the wrong god.
    And now they do it to disfavored people of color, Latinos and Asians, after centuries of preying upon them.

    Since Buddism doesn’t recongnize a god, the calls are never heard, and Asian representation is instead fully selected by the thrones.
    Budda was the Asian’s Jewsus Christ::: bad for the people. It was a clue they both emerged at the same time. Timing may be a clue alluding to ranking.

    Simpson’s foreshadowing::Helloween IV special, Flanders is Satan. “Last one you ever suspect.”
    “You’ll see lots of nuns where you’re going:::hell!!!” St. Wigham, Helloween VI:::missionary work, destroying cultures.
    Over and over, the Simpsons was a source of education and enlightenment, a target of ridicule by the system which wishes to conceal its secrets.

    The advent of the modern Christmas was a brilliant move. It creates a vested interest among those who would prefer the Church of Evil be destroyed::::
    As goes the Catholic Church so goes the majority of annual retail sales.
    The similarity between the names “Santa” and “Satan” is no coincidence.

    Jews maim the body formed in the image of “god”, and inflicted circumcision upon all other white people.
    I think about how Jews (were used to) created homosexuality among Slavics, retribution for the Holocaust.
    Then I think of the Catholic Church and its troubles.
    What connection is here between Jews and the Catholic church???
    If it is their sinister motives that\’s behind the evil that is Jesus Christ are they being used at all?
    Perhaps it is them who are pulling strings.
    Their centuries of slavery in Egypt proves their disfavor.
    For their suffering the Jew leaders were granted the right to prey on the up-and-coming Europeans to try to fix their problems with the ruling elite, a recurring aspect of the elite’s methodology.
    Jews were ostracised for a reason.

    Retribution for the atomic bombs dropped on Japan, the Korean War got the disfavored United States into this socially depraved environment in the latter 20th century because we attacked an antient, revered peoples. Our continued presence keeps us in trouble.
    When the disfavored americans attack the wrong people again, as they suggested they will, in Korea or elsewhere, they will pay dearly.

    All peoples are ranked in terms of favor and disfavor. And when the disfavored abuse those with favor there is hell to pay.
    All the groups mentioned throughout are necessary to justify the will of the managing species. They conceive a strategy, devise a plan yet need a way to implement it, and without these groups the managing species would be exposed in the course of execution. So, based upon their rank they are assigned goals to accomplish and are rewarded with favors.

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  50. I saw this years ago and would love to find it again. How can I find it?

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