This place used to be a linklog. Go back through the archives, and you’ll see that a large proportion of entries are about other sites, nothing like you self-reverential twaddle that greets the reader today. This old approach has been diluted over time as my vastly inflated blogger-ego has grown, but I still spend one evening a week scouring the web to find items of interest for the b3ta newsletter. Naturally enough, the good folk at b3ta rightly ignore most of my suggestions, which means that I’ve built up a vast collection of unused links. Here are 100 examples:
1: Bible Dog.
2: Techno Hippy.
3: Mouth Disco.
4: Puppy fashion.
5: Jazz spot game.
6: Michael Jackson is innocent.
7: Reflecto-porn roundup.
8: Marshmallow Madness.
9: Insane kitty dance/song.
10: Life is shite.
11: Plague finger puppets.
12: Haptic Cow Simulator Project.
13: Omelette game.
14: Dirty cat/clean cat.
15: Painful but harmless.
16: Cyclone Toupee.
17: Shut the fuck up!
18: New sex position (NSFW).
19: Crotch-free menswear.
20: Underground Animals.
21: Cloning for kids.
22: Musical madness.
23: Virtual knee surgery.
24: Toy Zebra meets history.
25: Draw Your Boss.
26: Korean Child Xylophone Wizardry.
27: Cumshot mugshots.
28: Vodka Kalashnikov.
29: Quest for the Crown.
30: Self-wipe toilet aid.
31: Supermodel Meat.
32: McDonalds Erotica.
33: Voice like a bird.
34: Ludicrous homepage alert.
35: Steroid mentalist.
36: Schizophrenic cat artist.
37: Stupid Creatures.
38: Easy Rider.
39: Meet Henry.
40: Porn masquerading as art (NSFW).
41: Electricity roulette.
42: Chess Boxing.
43: Ping-pong arse Olympics.
44: Deep-fried tarantula.
45: Kitten milkshake.
46: Pies.
47: Vagina Prosthesis.
48: Little Red Riding Squirrel.
49: Pixel Porn.
50: Animal helmet-cam.
51: Toilet memo.
52: Puppet porn
53: Seach engine decoder.
54: One-dimensional Tetris.
55: What time is it?
56: Lobot’s story.
57: Lady wee.
58: Updated utter madness.
59: Extreme gardening.
60: Here come da police.
61: Rate My Fish.
62: Aliens and children.
63: Award-winning web design.
64: Handicapped hunting.
65: Dial an orgasm.
66: Cunt: a cultural history.
67: 800Mhz Teddybear.
68: The worst jobs in science.
69: Bloodthirsty kitten chaos.
70: Wrath.
71: Hot zit action
72: Weird animal portraits.
73: All-time Fat Top 10.
74: Satanic kitten project.
75: Bouncy Bouncy.
76: Web Mentalist
77: Kitten magic.
78: Smoking accessory.
79: Fake breathing cat.
80: Moose costume.
81: Aaaagh! My ears!
82: Cat Town: a soap opera.
83: Masturbation aid.
84: Roll your own dildo (NSFW).
85: Awwww. Puppies.
86: Old-skool computing.
87: She said no.
88: She said yes.
89: Thought-screen hat.
90: DIY circumcision.
91: Cheap foreskin replacement
92: Meat art (scroll down).
93: Goodbye Grendel.
94: Foul-mouthed lady.
95: Interactive flash weirdness.
96: Gimme five.
97: PC rear-view mirror.
98: Lots of blood.
99: Nose-bleed stabbing song.
100: Homopants.
Happy Easter.
Number 4 should be a stylist for number 1.
Number 1 is the greatest thing ever.
everything after 4 i i’ll look at in various work breaks. Hurrah! I have stuff to look at.
Eye thank ewe.
underground animals appears twice you big cheating cheat.
your cute