the ritchies

My elusive mate Bowers is currently working secretly in West London on a new reality TV show, ‘The Ritchies’, based on the domestic lives of Mr and Mrs Madonna. Although the series doesn’t hit the small-screen for several months, Bowers has sent me a teasing snippet of the show to share exclusively with you, the blogjam reader. It’s truly gripping stuff (audio very nsfw).

64 Comments

  1. Chris Bowers, you are a genius. It’s been said before but I mean it this time..

  2. my, the pace of change really is quick these days – that is the best thing since sliced bread!

  3. Cunting hilarious

  4. ah brilliant. how did you get the camera in there?

  5. that is the dogs.

  6. absoulutely fucking inspiring, you cunt.

  7. “At Home With The Richies” made me laugh so hard, I shit myself!!…TB in the USA.

  8. fucking well funny do some more bitch

  9. Madonna is the Queen of Pop and many more music stylzes

    Love your silly Joke.
    Sex is a great Thing.

  10. Truely terrifyingly brillant….pure genius

  11. i had to listen to that quietly cos my mums in the next room but all she must have heard was muffled cackling at that fine piece of shit

  12. I must not have the right sens of humour, that was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen :-S

  13. Excellent stuff; looking forward to more (please)!

  14. Madamebonsoir et al

    My Mum says you probably need to go out more, but i say Madonna has a fine snatch! badum ching!
    would you like to come round for tea?

  15. Oh! That sounds quite a bit like Sexy Beast but maybe it’s just my American ears.

  16. Outstanding production, sparkling script, superb set design. My missus was particularly enthralled with the entire show. A winner!

  17. Nice use of the word ‘Cunt’ However the joke is meaningless and purile. Now I’ll inhale my own vomit and die, choke choke choke. (Well its is funnier)

  18. One day the common sense of humour will reach beyond senseless profanity. I hope its soon!!

  19. Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast

  20. Amusing but could be funnier.

  21. I know a good therapist…

  22. Scrumptiousss. Perfect casting. THe Richies complement each other like two brains in a kettle.

  23. The problem with critics is that too many exist. This shining example of web entertainment should be preserved for future generations!

  24. that be ace. A delightfully understated, marvellously sensitive portrayal of a modern marriage.

  25. i tink diz iz not a gud stuf. :-( poor. :-(

  26. Ridiculously stupid.

  27. Wow… I thought it was gonna be some good stuff… Turns out a dud…

  28. You absolutely hilarious cunt. Genius.

  29. this is a riot!

  30. madonna nose does not look like that in real life.that cartoon made madonna look like some kind of witch.:( :(
    i give it a thumbs down.that was awfull!!!!!!!

  31. FABULOUS! Pissed myself laughing!

  32. Brillaint…bloddy brilliant!

  33. It’s like you animated my life.

  34. Fooking brilliant. The final ‘you made me look a right cunt’ still has me laughing like a drain on the 112th time of watching!! No no no no no no no no NO!

  35. hilarious, absolutely, absolutely hilarious. and to all the madge fans, piss off, its parody!!!

  36. Bullshit!!!!!…..no comment…..

  37. fookin’ brilliante. ive been saying “do you think im some sort of twat?” all week

  38. Well that was as shit as your Damon Albarn one.

    Try not to let the chirruping of the idiots on this page go to your head. Some people get easily excited by flashing lights and swearwords. There is nothing big or clever about saying “FUCK” and “CUNT” lots of times, and you’ll be cringing in embarrassment about it in a few years time.

    Try thinking about what proper parody/satire is. You might get a more substantial feeling of self-worth if you drag your humour up from the level of the playground.

  39. “OOOOOH-OOOOH, listen to her!” Chill out Nick, this isn’t exactly intended to be a high art form….but it is entertaining for us lower forms of life. I bet you read the Guardian and think it Gospel.

  40. Keep it up Bowers!

  41. That was one of the funniest clips I have seen in a while- I am addicted- please make more!!! Thanks for bringing a laugh into my day.

  42. I love this clip so much! Yes it’s toilet humour, no it’s nor particularly artistic, but it’s curt and to the point and sooo effective. You are a genius!

  43. I really dig your at home with the ritchies flick.
    it brought me back to my childhood, i think.

  44. love the movie snatch

  45. love the snatch

  46. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO CUNT!!!!!!!!!

  47. I came across this, and while I can understand why you’re praised for this, there is no intelligence or originality in the animation. I have Tourette’s Syndrome, so I know what it’s like, and I know the truths and myths behind it. The swearing tic (coprolalia) is an extremely rare case in people with the disorder (it occurs in less than 2% of those who have it), and the actual tics that come from it are not even close to the gross exaggeration displayed here. The equivalent of this is if I were to go up to a person who was bald due to chemotherapy, and ask if they could bend over a bit so I could comb my hair in their reflection. This “joke” wouldn’t go over too well with a lot of people, because it’s not that often it happens and not really that true, and also because people know about Cancer. But most of what anybody who does not have Tourette’s, or a friend with it, knows is what they see in the movies or things like these, which is what’s built it up to be the “swearing disease” that it is(n’t) today. Besides, EVERYBODY who does the the Tourette joke does the swearing one. I’m in a Comedy Writing and Performance programme at a college in Toronto, Ontario, and I did a four minute stand up set at Yuk Yuk’s, entirely about Tourette Syndrome, without using one swearing joke and ended up pulling off one of the best sets of the night. If you want to make fun of Tourette’s Syndrome, go right ahead. I do it, too. I’m just asking that you try and be creative, and not use the well-overdone swearing joke that EVERYONE uses. You’ll help clear up the myth a bit, as well as not make yourself look like such an unoriginal artist. Thank you.

  48. No, no good!!!, merda!!!

  49. Hey, this clip was funny as hell. I have to admit that both of them are the bomb.What a piece of wry satire! Ha, Ha!

  50. that was a waste of time

  51. why the fuck doesnt your link work anymore

  52. hey loser, your link doesnt fucking work!!! learn how to use a computer dumb fuck

  53. THE ORACLE SAYS:

    Well done you made it to Gazza!

  54. is this still available I cant seem to get it to work anyone and it wanted to show it to someone

  55. please put this back on

  56. Believable .Where are your Krishna Dieties?

  57. I just finished this very funny and brilliant book that I know will be of interest to Guy Ritchie and Madonna both. I would love to make a movie and have Guy produce it. Its called Cutting A Doll Head and its about three guys, Tim, Sam, and Andy who attend beauty college because of a bet that was placed on them. There is a lot more. Its funny, interesting, and intelligent all at the same time. I am always open to good advice when it comes to pleasing the audience. Rotchie is brilliant! I absolutely loved Snatch! please contact me if he is ineterested. My e-mail is polinadayspa@aol.com

  58. I would love to meet Madonna, she seems like a true person!

  59. Guy, please use the following as music score in your upcoming project: Artist: Daft Punk, Album: Discovery
    tracks: Voyager, One More Time, Digital Love. I look foward to the music scores in your films they’re always placed brilliantly. The tunes really set the culture in each scene. Always in touch. Thanks Jackie J.

  60. madonna, your music to me has inspired, changed and altered the way i feel about men, i am a successful woman, own business, this year i want to take the man that abuused me 30ys ago to court, please help me, he destroyed my life, your music, is strong and powerful, i love you madonna, please help me, i am changed, dont want your money as some kind of charity, just want your input on how i can change what i have, so happy, i will find the love i need one day, u 2 me r the best xxxx