Another day, another national newspaper falls under the spell of the all-conquering Kittenwar. Today it’s the Daily Express, who manage to capture the very spirit of modern-day tabloid journalism with their front page, which features a) a gentle reminder to readers of how health and fitness are affected by astrology (pages 44 & 45), b) a masthead ad – including image – for a near double-page spread on the site prompting them to “Find Britain’s cutest Kitten” (pages 18 & 19), both of which nest gently above c) a headline proclaiming “Toddler raped by Paedophiles”.
Fraser In Pedophile Shocker!!! Fancy you and your pussy laid bare all over the press. And to think, we all “knew” you before you were famous.
~Milady
xxx
PS: I watched “East Is East” tonight. It is you, that is.
Just to let you know, about 15 people in my office are currently having a conversation about kittenwar. (along the usual 5-y-o lines ” my kitten’s better than yours”, ” not it’s not, mine is better”)
Nice Work !
Are you on you’re way to becoming one of them there internet kajillionnaires? If so, can I be the first to say gissamillion guv?
Aye lad, lend us a tenner.
Very well done Fraser, you deserve all the good things that come to you for this, for recognising the awesome cyberpower of cute kitties.
I wish your gastro-induced experiments and reviews would get as much rave. How about ‘strange things to dip into a fondue’?
x
How about insect-based food? I for one would love to see you eat a locust. (Fondued or otherwise.)
Ah, yes, all the photos on the above locust link are excellent. The middle cut of meat in the first picture looks like a worm out of ‘Tremors’.
Ooh, so you did. Memory must be going…
Find Britain’s cutest paedophile!
Kittens raped by lazy journalists!
I fear the EXPRESS doesn’t strictly count as a newspaper any more. But that’s not your fault – keep up the good work!!!
OE
adrian healy,the swindon barry davies,always had a deceptively powerful right foot
yay for kittens!