Just in case I forget what a lovely time I’ve had on holiday, I’ve decided to list a few highlights.
1) The rabbit liver and warm ricotta starter at Peasant. Easily the most glorious thing I ate while away.
2) The American Football. The game had everything: records scattered, a great comeback, a kickoff returned for a touchdown, a 65-yard bomb for the wining score, an onside kick at the death, sporting history unfolding before my very eyes…
3) Niagara Falls out-of-season: cheap prices, no queues, hot solo jacuzzi action.
4) Philadelphia Cheesesteak. One sandwich at Pat’s, then across the road to Geno’s for another. The best? I’ll go with the more liberal snack.
5) The ice hockey. I know nothing about the sport, but it’s great entertainment; fast, noisy and violent.
6) Good films: The Diving Bell and The Butterfly: brilliant. What more could any film lover wish for than a movie devoted to a man who has a stroke and can only communicate by blinking his left eye? That’s my kind of flick. No Country for Old Men: Pretty good. The first 70% was great, but then it suddenly stopped making sense. It’s possible I fell asleep for ten minutes and missed some vital plot advances. There Will Be Blood: Good. Yep, Daniel Day-Lewis gives the ‘towering performance’ everyone reports, and is probably a shoe-in for the Oscar, but the film tries a bit too hard to be epic – lots of lingering, brooding close-ups of the actor, flames reflected in his eyes, that kind of thing.
7) Gogol Bordello, New Year’s Eve, Terminal 5. For three hours, it’s like Borat fronting the Pogues. Brilliant.
8) The Soprano’s Tour: finding myself stuffing dollar bills into a stripper’s cleavage at the original Bada-Bing at one o’clock in the afternoon wasn’t something I’d expected from the holiday, but nonetheless, it wasn’t an unwelcome distraction. Also: the onion rings at Holsten’s aren’t all that.
9) The saffron panna cotta with quince, pink peppercorn and quince sorbetto at Babbo. The rest of the meal? I fear Mario may be resting on his laurels a little, so busy opening pizzerias and publishing books that he’s neglected the restaurant that made his name. I mean, the food was good, but it wasn’t great, and you’ve every right to expect great at one of New York’s best restaurants – and judging by the website, the menu doesn’t appear to have changed much in the last couple of years. I thought it a touch on the unnecessarily stuffy side, and there’s also the weird thing of getting Batali’s choice of (rather intrusive) background music: David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers… it could be worse, but either way it didn’t feel right. It’s also one of those weird places where you’re constantly aware of the other diners, unlike, say, the more crushed but somehow more discreet Andrew Edmunds in London. My starter was the lamb’s brain ravioli with lemon and sage – the sage a little overpowering and the lemon undetectable, while the main was rabbit with brussels sprouts, pancetta and carrot vinaigrette, which was good but a little on the small side (two sprouts?).
10) Series four of The Wire. Watched all 12 episodes in one 24 hour period. Genius.
11) The pastrami on rye from Katz’s Deli. Still a classic, but at $15 a pop it ought to be.
12). Getting boozy with my old friend Adrian on the Upper East Side.
And the downside:
1) My helicopter trip being canceled.
2) Gogol Bordello celebrating NYE five minutes early. Idiots. It’s just wrong.
3) The basketball. Tedious. Fire Isaiah.
4) Being humiliated onstage at the Moscow Cats Theatre, dragged up to face the audience, a stick in each hand topped by a spinning bowl, a cap jammed on my head supporting more spinning tupperware. Never trust a Russian clown, especially when you’re sitting in the front row. Still, at least I was wearing a kittenwar t-shirt, so I’ll consider it a valuable marketing exercise.
5) American Airlines from Stansted: never again.
Please tell me there’s a photo of you on stage at the Moscow Cats Theatre? I have an image in my mind that needs clarification….
Hah, only you could discuss money-stuffed cleavages and onion rings in the same paragraph :)
Avoid American Airlines full stop.
You haven’t had a good run with airlines, have you?
Wow. You poor sod, but well done on wearing the t-shirt. I reckon I owe you a couple of pints for that one.
I’m very jealous that you got to catch season 4 of the wire. Why do we have to wait till march for the DVD?????!?!? WHY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Shame about the helicopter :(
Love TW. Getting the 4th season on DVD in February.
I mean, it’s already in store, but the price will drop like 50%. In the meantime I try _not_ to involve myself further with HBO.
(Last two series I saw was The Sopranos and Deadwood.)
“hot solo jacuzzi action” ??
You had sex with the Tokyo mafia?
Same time, same place.
I followed your 1st advice and “walked everywhere” (downside: a couple of days at -11Â° C).
I didn’t follow your 2nd advice and I was just in Times Square and NYE midnight and u know what? It was great! It was not hell at all, on the contrary, specially for me that I don’t like NYE celebrations and I’m slightly scared by mad crowd. All very pleasant, no mess, quite an amazing place to be… (downside: risked arrest to get in, the famous ball is sooo small).
Happy u had such a great time, the Moscow Cats Theatre performance must have been great!
Cheers and happy new year!
(Kittenwar calendar unwrapped and started!)
I’m glad my suggestion was your number 2. Although I’m concerned that rabbit liver trumped it. Go Patriots. Beat Jacksonville.
Bunk opens Season 5 in spectacular fashion. McNulty is also back on the booze. Enough spoilers. It is going to be the TV event of the year. Episode two airs on Sunday. http://www.eztv.nl
Update: apparently you *can* still buy Caramacs (in the UK at least)
Brown cheese? You crazy Scandinavians…
One of Norway’s three great feats:
1) Holmenkollen (ski jumping facility)
2) Brown cheese
3) The paper clip
Norwegian brown cheese IS awesome
I third this comment. It tastes scarily similar to a “Caramac” – anyone remember those?!