you ask the questions

I’d like to think that blogjam, this increasingly poor excuse for a website, means something to you, the extremely patient and ever-dwindling number of people who pop by every day. So I’d like to enlist your help. See my about section? I’ve never liked it. It’s crap. I want to replace it with a feature where you’re in control. I want you to ask me questions – they can be about anything you like, don’t hold back – and I’ll do my best to answer them as truthfully as I possibly can. It’ll be ace, honest.

Please leave your questions in the comments section. Thankyou.


  1. Could you share your ability of finding obscure and funny websites?

  2. when are you coming to antwerp?

  3. Just how much do you like jam?

    There seems to be precious little mention on a daily basis. Have we been misled?

  4. Can you tell us more about founding Xfm, and its eventual corruption?

  5. I know, you don’t like
    to blog personal things. but I think, just a little bit about your personal life would be appreciated.
    did you ever have a short haircut?
    do you have any designer clothes?
    what do you really do at vitaminic?

  6. If you were a superhero, who would be your sidekick?

  7. who the hell do you think you are?

  8. Al Jolson Singing Mammy

    Can you name another Whitesnake song other than ‘Here I Go Agaian’?

  9. would u ever save your penguin by posting it to an ageing relative who would probably loose it?

  10. have you ever paid a bloke for…
    you know …
    a bit of sex?
    or just a blowjob?

  11. Who would win in a fight between the Incredible Hulk and Batman?

    Tell us about the headlining gig, too!

  12. would you eat penguin. the meat not the bar?

    have you?

  13. what underwear are you wearing?

  14. Have you named your scars yet?

    Do you like living in London, and why?

    What’s the most annoying thing about the internet? And the best thing?

  15. Why aren’t you married?

  16. Have you ever shared a bed with Scaryduck?

    Do you prefer sprats or sand eels?

  17. how come you were born in New Zealand – when did you come here?

    And what would you rather be called, if not Fraser?

  18. Al Jolson Singing Mammy Says:

    December 8th, 2002 at 12:00 am
    Can you name another Whitesnake song other than ‘Here I Go Agaian\’?

    Is This Love
    Crying In The Rain
    Listen Listen Listen
    Fool For Your Loving

  19. freddie Says:

    December 9th, 2002 at 2:59 pm
    what underwear are you wearing?

  20. My penguin is so cute!
    Yours is NOT!
    So lame.
    You stink Freddie!

  21. dear freddie,

    i am wearing multi-colored underwear!!

    what kind are you wearing???

  22. susan says:
    you stink
    i don’t

  23. elizabeth says:

    yo wats up? how ya doin’ my main man? I got to go yall?

  24. freddie Says:

    what color bra are you wearing if you wear one?

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