nasty sharp knives

My flatmate scares me a little. She’s a really lovely girl, but her idea of retail therapy worries me somewhat. While most women quench their thirst for shopping with a nice pair of shoes or a trip to the manicurist, this lady buys knives – big, sharp, expensive knives, made from scary cold steel, the kind of knives that turn up on Crimewatch. Tonight she came home with two new blades, each the best part of a foot long, and lovingly toyed with them on the sofa as I nervously tried to watch The Osbournes.

I guess I’m lucky she’s a chef. Or at least that’s what she tells me.

7 Comments

  1. I just saw a movie called MAY a while a go, and if I were you I would be for sure considering on moving…

  2. But…she makes PASTRIES!

  3. Aaaargh! Get out now!

  4. ha ha ha ha ha! so how many knives in all do you reckon she has? if it’s about 10, and they’re all for different things then nothing to worry about, but if she has dedicated a good 6 drawers in your kitchen (and perhaps her bedroom) to the dreaded stabbing weapons, then i’d suggest run before she performs a “misery” act on you!

  5. wow thats creepy she gonna do sumthin not so plesent..mwahahahahaha

  6. wow thats creepy she gonna do sumthin not so plesent..mwahahahahaha

  7. u betta watch out cuz she might be a real good cook if u know what i mean.

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