Blimey. My Australian cousin, Rachel Teske, is currently leading the Women’s British Open at Sunningdale, one of the four major tournaments on the LPGA tour.
Go Rachel, Go Rachel. Etc.
Update: My golf-playing cuz finished second. Perhaps she could use some of that prize money to purchase me a nice new set of clubs. She can probably get a cheap set from her sponsors…
I went out with a girl who ended up World Trampolining Champion.
We split up, fuck my luck.
Ah, I went to boarding school in Sunningdale for 5 years. Not that you needed to know that; I’m just feeling nostalgic at the memory. Or just nauseous – it’s hard to tell.