rachel teske

Blimey. My Australian cousin, Rachel Teske, is currently leading the Women’s British Open at Sunningdale, one of the four major tournaments on the LPGA tour.

Go Rachel, Go Rachel. Etc.

Update: My golf-playing cuz finished second. Perhaps she could use some of that prize money to purchase me a nice new set of clubs. She can probably get a cheap set from her sponsors


  1. I went out with a girl who ended up World Trampolining Champion.

    We split up, fuck my luck.

  2. Ah, I went to boarding school in Sunningdale for 5 years. Not that you needed to know that; I’m just feeling nostalgic at the memory. Or just nauseous – it’s hard to tell.